bathroom thread.....going tinkle with a hard on/boner/erect penis/stiffy/semi/

[tiger88]

damn i hate this so much.....i alaways drink alot of water thought out the day and at nite too and when i wake up to go piss i got some serious woodage and pissing with a boner can be tough at time sometimes coming out sideways usually i got to de loft my penis so i can pee better/......




u guys struggle pissing with a boner?

 

[sconoscuito]

yeap i have to put myself in funny position in order not to piss all over the floor

 

[slickdadd]

it can be difficult. Sometimes I have to bust out some tai chi positions to angle the schlong with the right trajectory that I don't piss all over the entire bathroom, but usually I make do.

 

[Apöllo]

you should always have a boner when you wake up. it's called "morning wood"

 

[rnch]

morning wood and a pierced penis makes for a tight fit between the toilet seat and the jewelry.

 

[Cut]

It's not a struggle for me. It's a pleasure.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

i have no problems pissing with wood, cause i make it go away fast. i open my eyes real wide and take a good look around me...i think about my life and what i've done with it, and what i'm going to have to deal with when i have to finally get out of bed and wake up....

it's so depressing, i couldn't keep my dick hard if i tried!

 

[presguy]

when that happens, think of yourself as a ski jumper.....think about that.

 

[digger]

"Thank Christ for sinks!" -- Harold Hedd

 

[ZKaudio]

get low... its easier...

 

[obiwan9962]

wank off first

 

[WalkingBeast]

Piss on the ceiling

 

[jerkbox]

ahh the good old morning piss with morning wood dilema.....

 

[tiger88]

get low... ...

get low


lol u been listin to young bloodz to mucvh

 

[Ganryu]

Jerk off in the shower, then piss in the shower. End of story.

 

[tiger88]

Piss on the ceiling

if your dick is at a severe angle u cant piss


try pissing when ur boner is pointing in your face


i swaer it is almost smiliing at ya

 

[CipherLock]

This is a curse that young virile men must endure, don't hate on those years, the day might come when you long for the spring fresh uncomfortable and painfully obvious trouser snake coiled tightly in your pants at the mere scent of a strippers coke abused hole.

 

[WalkingBeast]

if your dick is at a severe angle u cant piss


try pissing when ur boner is pointing in your face


i swaer it is almost smiliing at ya

Lay on the floor then release

 

[GoldenDelicious]

do a handstand

 

[Dial_tone]

There's a company in Europe that makes public urinals that have a fly painted in the pee bowl thing. Studies showed that guys aimed for the fly, resulting in less spillage.

 

[Gymgurl]

I love watching my hubby try to pee with a boner......or can tell me someone tell me why does it go all over the place after he has had sex?? You guys are to complicated!! Squating is so much easier

 

[tiger88]

I love watching my hubby try to pee with a boner......or can tell me someone tell me why does it go all over the place after he has had sex?? You guys are to complicated!! Squating is so much easier

his cum hole is full of unused cum and other gunk

 

[PIGEON-RAT]

yeah that's why we have sinks dude