BAD ASS COME BACK lines....i heard the best one ever !!! what u got????

[The Ranger]

Hahahahahahahahahahaha....That is a definate keeper my man....Fucking solid as hell!!!


Ranger

 

[AAP]

I like Michael Jackson's comebacks the best so far....

LOL!

 

[tiger88]

I just pull out a sign that says

GEIGH.

I am holding it now after reading your thread.

u claim to be so rich but u only make 300 k a year and all i got to say is GIEGH


same with every dentist and even NCAA d 1 chic basketball coaches

 

[Rorschach]

Fuck off you fucking fuck faced fucker.

 

[Becoming]

"Keep running your mouth and I'll shove you down my pants and let my dick slap you around you fucking fuck!"....

Ranger

To a chick who yaps on and on...

"The only thing I want to hear out of you is my nuts slapping against the back of your throat...."

Made an annoying girl cry with that one....

 

[Lumberg]

I had some gangmember cholo kid in the English class I was teaching a few years ago and he was upset that he got an F on his paper. He said he wanted to step outside to whip my ass... I told him to go outside and practice falling down a few times and I will be right out. The whole class busted out laughing and he turned beet red. After that he was cool... and he worked to get his paper up to a C-.

17.

 

[The Ranger]

I was standing outside the club one night, alot of folks gathered around cooling off from the inside...Across the parking lot this woman started walking towards us...

To say she was HOT is like saying the ocean is water...Drop dead sexy and killer looks...

It got quite as hell because everyone was checking this chick out...

Of course I had to be the macho Buck-Stud and make a smartass comment as she came up...

I asked for her I.D. checked it out, and said in a smooth voice..."Lord, I'd give a paycheck to be in those pants right about now..."

She smiled an replied..."What for? I already have one asshole in them!"

Needless to say I got seriously owned in front of a nice sized crowd....heh heh heh


Ranger

 

[tiger88]

I was standing outside the club one night, alot of folks gathered around cooling off from the inside...Across the parking lot this woman started walking towards us...

To say she was HOT is like saying the ocean is water...Drop dead sexy and killer looks...

It got quite as hell because everyone was checking this chick out...

Of course I had to be the macho Buck-Stud and make a smartass comment as she came up...

I asked for her I.D. checked it out, and said in a smooth voice..."Lord, I'd give a paycheck to be in those pants right about now..."

She smiled an replied..."What for? I already have one asshole in them!"

Needless to say I got seriously owned in front of a nice sized crowd....heh heh heh


Ranger

payin for sex LOL




i would have tried the same thing


nice try though

lol

 

[The Ranger]

All I did was stand there and eat crow while everyone laughed their ass off...I let the chick in for free...Gotta admit, she busted my ass but good...Gotta luv that...Heh heh heh


Ranger

 

[Fragadelic]

"Keep running your mouth and I'll shove you down my pants and let my dick slap you around you fucking fuck!"


A bouncer friend to an asshole at the door late one night.


Ranger

heh heh heh