BAD ASS COME BACK lines....i heard the best one ever !!! what u got????

[Fragadelic]

DING! Fries are done!

 

[PIGEON-RAT]

DING! Fries are done!

nice one

 

[Fragadelic]

LOL Thanks PR

 

[RADAR]

Usually if they are fussing or criticizing i just add" Do you want that here or is this to go"?


RADAR

 

[Lumberg]

"I know you are but what am I?"

and of course my dad's advice:

"Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me!"

Unfortunately this may cause the other person to pick up a stick and begin beating you with it, if not used judiciously.

 

[BBguy]

i just fucking smack the shit out of him.

nice comback, huh?

 

[JohnnyMolson]

I like Michael Jackson's comebacks the best so far....

 

[Ganryu]

"I can't believe no one's killed you yet" is always a fav.

 

[The Ranger]

"Keep running your mouth and I'll shove you down my pants and let my dick slap you around you fucking fuck!"


A bouncer friend to an asshole at the door late one night.


Ranger

 

[The_Eviscerator]

I had some gangmember cholo kid in the English class I was teaching a few years ago and he was upset that he got an F on his paper. He said he wanted to step outside to whip my ass... I told him to go outside and practice falling down a few times and I will be right out. The whole class busted out laughing and he turned beet red. After that he was cool... and he worked to get his paper up to a C-.