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I am about to leave to meet the guys throwing my bachelor party. All 40 or so of them!!! I play Rugby, anyone that knows much about Rugby, knows that I am going to be a in world of hurt tonight. My mates will be taking care to get me plenty wrecked. Sure I will start out on top of the world, treated like a king, but as the night progresses I will be reminded that Dexter St Jock and his 12" cock will be swingin' in my fiancee face, I will be force fed shots by the pint, and at the end of the night I will be huggin' my best man's toilet! I think I have taken about 3 grams of milkthistle a day (twice my normal dose) for the past week in preparation.
Rumor has it that we'll be boarding a bus with a bar and porn. Our destination is undoubtedly the various gentlemen's clubs. I am sure my friends have the trashiest places in mind for me, teasing me with a nice one early on.
Wish me luck...and feel pity for me, the in-laws and my folks meet for the first time at 10:30 AM brunch tomorrow. YES, 10:30 AM the night after our parties, oh boy.
If I never post on the board again, you know why.
Rugger
Rumor has it that we'll be boarding a bus with a bar and porn. Our destination is undoubtedly the various gentlemen's clubs. I am sure my friends have the trashiest places in mind for me, teasing me with a nice one early on.
Wish me luck...and feel pity for me, the in-laws and my folks meet for the first time at 10:30 AM brunch tomorrow. YES, 10:30 AM the night after our parties, oh boy.
If I never post on the board again, you know why.
Rugger
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