Axe Bodyspray - who has tried this

[supersizeme]

Alright I picked some of this stuff up at the grocery store tonight. When I first heard about it, I thought to myself, "No way in hell will I ever buy something called 'body spray' with the intent to use it on myself. Gay." But I saw it tonight when I was getting some more Right Guard and said, "fuck it" and picked some up tonight to see if it works. First off, it says that that it's for use on your underams, chest, and other "hot spots," which to me screams, "spray it on your crotch!!" I sprayed it on my glorious sack and about 30 seconds later I was dancing around like I just put icey hot on them shits. Is it not for use on your balls? I wanted my balls to smell all voodoo and shit, along with my armpits. Also, is it just a deoderant and not an antiperspirant, so like maybe you're supposed to put Right Guard on first and then spray on the Axe? I'm glad they at least named their MALE BODYSPRAY, "Axe." It at least sounds kind of hoss. Personally I would've gone with "Flesh Ripping Meathook," but "Axe" is alright.

 

[the nature boy]

it does sound a little violent to me. Is it by Menen?

 

[HumorMe]

Did it come with body glitter too?

 

[spentagn]

body spray goes well with nike lifting gloves.

 

[big4life]

So it has a little sting to it?

 

[The Shadow]

it is actually under dosed Yohimburn that Ulter is unloading

 

[vinylgroover]

SSME, for you to refer to your balls as a 'hot spot' screams oxymoron. Sex 3 times a year is hardly qualifies for the term 'hot spot'

 

[supersizeme]

Yeah...it also came with free hair gel and pins for your hand. It's not made by Mennen, rather some company called Tsunami. I think "tsunami" is an accurate description of what I felt when I sprayed it on my berries. They are still tingling. On a good note, I just reached in my pants to scratch myself and my hand came up smelling all purty, as opposed to smelling like peanut butter and coconut oil. Huh? I'm going to grab my cat and stuff her head in my crotch to see if she reacts positively.

 

[Wynn]

If your cat starts batting your nads like catnip balls then I'd say it was positive.

 

[supersizeme]

vinylgroove I guess you don't venture over to the clubs and going out forum because for a while there, my testicles and sack as a whole were listed on a sticky thread as one of the top spots to be seen at. i have buffed up female bouncers planted on each nut regulating the scene and handling the guest list.

 

[Taps]

I bought a can a while ago. Sprayed it on the 'ol family jewels...ouch. Won't be doing that again...

It's not a very good deodorent either. Basically just watered down cologne, imo.

On the plus side chicks dig it, and we all know that's the most important thing.

 

[HulkRow]

LOL, shit people spray dat on there balls ....u crazy, those sparys burn my underarms, so no way am i gonna be doing that.

 

[Drivenone]

I don't know about AXE burning your balls.....but the girl in the elevator commercial is one serious hottie!

 

[Zerxes]

When I was married, my wife used to buy these scented Victorias Secret Body Sprays all the time, as well as their dry skin lotions of the same scent. I like pear, and raspberry best. I used them all the time.

 

[EricDraven]

ive tried the voodoo scent, it was on sale at walmart, so thought i give it a try, its not bad. people at work liked it.

ed

 

[Mandinka2]

In the U.K. and Ireland it is packaged as "Lynx" , in Europe it is packaged as "Axe" , it is cheap anti-perspirant and basically shit. Unilever makes it. Do not spray it anywhere sensitive. If you are not sure of what "sensitive" means ,try it on your tongue first.

 

[TEXgrl]

i got some of it for my husband, i like the scent called "kilo" he said it doesn;t work real good as a deodorant per-se, so he has to use regular deodorant too. it does smell good.

 

[GinNJuice]

I don't know about AXE burning your balls.....but the girl in the elevator commercial is one serious hottie!

and by girl inthe elevator... you mean the gay biker dude, right?

 

[HappyScrappy]

that is a product that has done some serious marketing and I suppose this goes to show it has paid off.

that said, I'm gonna buy it by the caseload and then go visit a middle school with my dick hanging out of my pants.

well, alright - we all know that is a big fat lie. I can't get my dick to hang out of anywhere, let alone my pants.

also, supersizeme is the kind of gay that you normally only find accidentally in kazaa searches.

TIME FOR COFFEE

 

[vixenbabe]

LMAO! You always make me laugh..ALWAYS!

SSME...You reek of sexy without any body sprays!

 

[Drivenone]

"and by girl inthe elevator... you mean the gay biker dude, right?"

I suppose if he is the hot brunette with long hair and glasses, funny I would have never looked at her as the biker type! Although she can ride on mine whenever she feels the urge.

 

[rnch]

When I was married, my wife used to buy these scented Victorias Secret Body Sprays all the time, as well as their dry skin lotions of the same scent. I like pear, and raspberry best. I used them all the time.

is this why u r not married anymore?













j/k, dude!

 

[gsxr1000]

Hey, if it's gonna make hot women jump my bones in the elevator (or elsewhere for that matter), shit I'll take the pain of spraying it on my nuts.

 

[HappyScrappy]

at the end of that commercial, it used to show another hot chick getting in to do him.
then now they switched it to an old lady getting in all horny.

I assume they will just keep switching it to other odd things. perhaps that is what they are saying up there with the biker dude - haven't seen that one.

I also like the one where the chick does the mannequin (sp?). chicks doing statues should be some sort of fetish.

 

[Lumberg]

Is it anything like BOD MAN? That shit is cool. It's just fragrance though--you need unscented antiperspirant under it.

JC

 

[Auriflex]

My wife likes it pretty well. I've gotten the vodoo and the kilo I think. It's nice for when your done working out, but you want that fresh cheap cologne feeling.

Of course, try not to mistake it for a travel can of hairspray.....