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Average means fat I guess.

bigbassturd said:
You mean sitting in a tiny box staring at a program for 50 hours a week is damaging to one's social behavior??
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About 2 weeks ago I went to Karl Strauss after work. It shares a parking lot with Qualcomm, so the bar filled up with engineers, purchasers and general office monkeys. One dude came and sat next to us, ordered a dinner, devoured it and licked his plate afterwards. That's a socially awkward cubicle dweller.
 
WoodyO said:
About 2 weeks ago I went to Karl Strauss after work. It shares a parking lot with Qualcomm, so the bar filled up with engineers, purchasers and general office monkeys. One dude came and sat next to us, ordered a dinner, devoured it and licked his plate afterwards. That's a socially awkward cubicle dweller.
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Did you compliment his side part? It's polite...
 
back on subject...i wood hit...

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hardrock said:
Saw plenty of average girls last night.

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Ain't you on the husky side you judgmental fucker you?

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Lololilolololololo

Lestat.


Lolololllolololoolloollloklo

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hardrock said:
Least I've been laid. Wait, have I?

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Can I dabuffgay?

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Have we even seen a pic? Is it in fact a wooman?

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canadianhitman said:
Parts of her still look pretty good...but that's a big gut...I don't think I could hit.
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she's voluptuous fo' sho'...that's probably the outer limit of what i would find attractive, body-wise...she has a pretty face...you can be guilty of a lot of sins if you have a pretty face.

my point being that, i've found myself attracted to women of different shapes and sizes over the years. that's not to say that i'm not your average, shallow hal...i am...it starts with a pretty face for me. you don't have that? we'll never get past the friend-zone. however, i've had occasions over the years where i've come across a woman that i found to be very beautiful and had other guys look at her and say "well, she's not ugly, but she's not drop-dead gorgeous either". different strokes for different folks!

that said, my wife is beautiful (a consensus has been had) and she's around 5'7" and weighs between 112 and 115, which sounds tiny, but she's got nice boobies and a nice bum...must have small bones haha
 
digimon7068 said:
she's voluptuous fo' sho'...that's probably the outer limit of what i would find attractive, body-wise...she has a pretty face...you can be guilty of a lot of sins if you have a pretty face.

my point being that, i've found myself attracted to women of different shapes and sizes over the years. that's not to say that i'm not your average, shallow hal...i am...it starts with a pretty face for me. you don't have that? we'll never get past the friend-zone. however, i've had occasions over the years where i've come across a woman that i found to be very beautiful and had other guys look at her and say "well, she's not ugly, but she's not drop-dead gorgeous either". different strokes for different folks!

that said, my wife is beautiful (a consensus has been had) and she's around 5'7" and weighs between 112 and 115, which sounds tiny, but she's got nice boobies and a nice bum...must have small bones haha
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That sounds very tiny!
 
WoodyO said:
You haven't even got outside downstairs yet? Even 11 years olds have done that.
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Nope.

In order to be married in one of our temples (a highly important and big deal for Mormons) we can't touch each other's downstairs with or without clothing or have intercourse to be considered worthy. We also have to have not been using drugs, smoking, drinking alcohol, coffee, tea, pornography; have been paying our tithes; regularly attending Sunday church meetings. We have to get married lawfully and legally then wait at least a year before being able to be married inside the temple again for religious purposes if we don't follow the rules.

Besides that, we have both made oaths to God inside the temple previously to not have any sexual relations with anyone with whom we are not legally married to. I have kept that oath and intend to and so does she.
 
dabuffguy said:
Nope.

In order to be married in one of our temples (a highly important and big deal for Mormons) we can't touch each other's downstairs with or without clothing or have intercourse to be considered worthy. We also have to have not been using drugs, smoking, drinking alcohol, coffee, tea, pornography; have been paying our tithes; regularly attending Sunday church meetings. We have to get married lawfully and legally then wait at least a year before being able to be married inside the temple again for religious purposes if we don't follow the rules.

Besides that, we have both made oaths to God inside the temple previously to not have any sexual relations with anyone with whom we are not legally married to. I have kept that oath and intend to and so does she.
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you're a better an than me, charlie brown...
 
dabuffguy said:
Nope.



In order to be married in one of our temples (a highly important and big deal for Mormons) we can't touch each other's downstairs with or without clothing or have intercourse to be considered worthy. We also have to have not been using drugs, smoking, drinking alcohol, coffee, tea, pornography; have been paying our tithes; regularly attending Sunday church meetings. We have to get married lawfully and legally then wait at least a year before being able to be married inside the temple again for religious purposes if we don't follow the rules.



Besides that, we have both made oaths to God inside the temple previously to not have any sexual relations with anyone with whom we are not legally married to. I have kept that oath and intend to and so does she.
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Where does swearing and using the c word fit with all that?
 
dabuffguy said:
Nope.

In order to be married in one of our temples (a highly important and big deal for Mormons) we can't touch each other's downstairs with or without clothing or have intercourse to be considered worthy. We also have to have not been using drugs, smoking, drinking alcohol, coffee, tea, pornography; have been paying our tithes; regularly attending Sunday church meetings. We have to get married lawfully and legally then wait at least a year before being able to be married inside the temple again for religious purposes if we don't follow the rules.

Besides that, we have both made oaths to God inside the temple previously to not have any sexual relations with anyone with whom we are not legally married to. I have kept that oath and intend to and so does she.
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how bout anal :confused:
 
real talk tho


I kinda admire your willpower. I can't imagine waiting that long. Something to be proud of...You don't have to have sex with a ton of women to be good, just have a lot of sex with the same person (this obviously probably won't work for you cuz you're a fgt). So good luck and kudos.


I still hate you tho.
 
caligirl85 said:
Where does swearing and using the c word fit with all that?
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Definitely in bad taste, but not swearing isn't a requirement.

I actually don't use language like this with people face to face. I think nobody here talks to people face to face the way they do on here. I know lots of people use frequent F words in casual conversation but I don't. My GF has never heard me swear before.

You guys bring out the worst in me on here with the swearing :)
 
Bossinova said:
real talk tho


I kinda admire your willpower. I can't imagine waiting that long. Something to be proud of...You don't have to have sex with a ton of women to be good, just have a lot of sex with the same person (this obviously probably won't work for you cuz you're a fgt). So good luck and kudos.


I still hate you tho.
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Yeah but dabuttgeigh gets some sex credit for being a fgt. At least he can work the brown eye.
 
dabuffguy said:
Nope.

In order to be married in one of our temples (a highly important and big deal for Mormons) we can't touch each other's downstairs with or without clothing or have intercourse to be considered worthy. We also have to have not been using drugs, smoking, drinking alcohol, coffee, tea, pornography; have been paying our tithes; regularly attending Sunday church meetings. We have to get married lawfully and legally then wait at least a year before being able to be married inside the temple again for religious purposes if we don't follow the rules.

Besides that, we have both made oaths to God inside the temple previously to not have any sexual relations with anyone with whom we are not legally married to. I have kept that oath and intend to and so does she.
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I actually read that. Wtf was I thinking? And you aint even felt the carpet (or hopefully lack thereof). Fuck man!

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dabuffguy said:
Definitely in bad taste, but not swearing isn't a requirement.



I actually don't use language like this with people face to face. I think nobody here talks to people face to face the way they do on here. I know lots of people use frequent F words in casual conversation but I don't. My GF has never heard me swear before.



You guys bring out the worst in me on here with the swearing :)
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But you're not going to sit in front of your stake president in your final interview and drop the f bomb right? Remember what they teach in primary? Alway set a good example because you never know who is watching?

I'm not trying to bust your balls too much but I'm saying to you that you're clearly an active and proud Mormon...live all of it, even when no one real is looking.
 
dabuffguy said:
Definitely in bad taste, but not swearing isn't a requirement.

I actually don't use language like this with people face to face. I think nobody here talks to people face to face the way they do on here. I know lots of people use frequent F words in casual conversation but I don't. My GF has never heard me swear before.

You guys bring out the worst in me on here with the swearing :)
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I talk to people in real life exactly as I talk here...

I also correct the fuck out of ngrs. Today our HR got all pissy because I got CC'd on an important email in which someone used the incorrect form of you're.

My reply, which was a reply all, was

*you're

Lolololololol

EF ruins careers!
 
bigbassturd said:
I talk to people in real life exactly as I talk here...

I also correct the fuck out of ngrs. Today our HR got all pissy because I got CC'd on an important email in which someone used the incorrect form of you're.

My reply, which was a reply all, was

*you're

Lolololololol

EF ruins careers!
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Hahaha!!

I'll randomly text EF'isms to my girlfriend. Done in the right moments she laughs really hard.

I did a "she's cheating on you" to a coworker. He actually laughed really hard. Depends on the personality.
 
dabuffguy said:
Definitely in bad taste, but not swearing isn't a requirement.

I actually don't use language like this with people face to face. I think nobody here talks to people face to face the way they do on here. I know lots of people use frequent F words in casual conversation but I don't. My GF has never heard me swear before.

You guys bring out the worst in me on here with the swearing :)
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Pretty much the person I am here is the person I am in person. Except maybe a slightly raunchier sense of humor (in person).

In a lot of ways, I hold back more online.
 
Bossinova said:
real talk tho


I kinda admire your willpower. I can't imagine waiting that long. Something to be proud of...You don't have to have sex with a ton of women to be good, just have a lot of sex with the same person (this obviously probably won't work for you cuz you're a fgt). So good luck and kudos.


I still hate you tho.
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Wut

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nefertiti said:
Pretty much the person I am here is the person I am in person. Except maybe a slightly raunchier sense of humor (in person).

In a lot of ways, I hold back more online.
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I just wish I still got to hear your sexy voice on the phone, Nef. It's been a few years.

Lololololol.

Jk, but you did sound very sexy ;)
 
caligirl85 said:
But you're not going to sit in front of your stake president in your final interview and drop the f bomb right? Remember what they teach in primary? Alway set a good example because you never know who is watching?

I'm not trying to bust your balls too much but I'm saying to you that you're clearly an active and proud Mormon...live all of it, even when no one real is looking.
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That's definitely true. I'm not perfect though and don't pretend to be. I just hope people don't confuse imperfections with hypocrisy because they aren't the same thing.
 
nefertiti said:
Was this on a mod call?

I sound like I'm 12 on the phone lol.
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Well, ya, on Mod calls but when you called me to chat a few times. Remember?




Lol, jk. Just on mod calls. You don't sound like a 12 year old girl. Better call me just to verify that so that I remember correctly...
 
He not my father, you 1/2 faggot, bible thumping ass bandit.

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hardrock said:
He not my father, you 1/2 faggot, bible thumping ass bandit.

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You'll be husky forever and doomed to get only fat bish poosie

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hardrock said:
That cuts. Cuts deep.

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You can thank Jesus

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