Average means fat I guess.

[WoodyO]

You mean sitting in a tiny box staring at a program for 50 hours a week is damaging to one's social behavior??

About 2 weeks ago I went to Karl Strauss after work. It shares a parking lot with Qualcomm, so the bar filled up with engineers, purchasers and general office monkeys. One dude came and sat next to us, ordered a dinner, devoured it and licked his plate afterwards. That's a socially awkward cubicle dweller.

 

[WoodyO]

Want to know wut I do to pass time in my cubicle?

Download child porn onto a flash drive for when you get home?

 

[miplank]

lol

 

[bigbassturd]

About 2 weeks ago I went to Karl Strauss after work. It shares a parking lot with Qualcomm, so the bar filled up with engineers, purchasers and general office monkeys. One dude came and sat next to us, ordered a dinner, devoured it and licked his plate afterwards. That's a socially awkward cubicle dweller.

Did you compliment his side part? It's polite...

 

[bigbassturd]

Download child porn onto a flash drive for when you get home?

Lolololololol

free wifi ngr

 

[WoodyO]

Did you compliment his side part? It's polite...

No, but I did poke at the person I was with trying to get her to turn and look.

 

[miplank]

where'd you poke her?


in the restroom?

 

[bigbassturd]

Pervert!



But really, where?

 

[miplank]

lololol

 

[WoodyO]

where'd you poke her?


in the restroom?

Fuck no! The urinals were cramped with no splash guard between them. Engineers can't compute angles when they are away from their desks.