Please Scroll Down to See Forums Below
napsgear
genezapharmateuticals
domestic-supply
puritysourcelabs
UGL OZ
UGFREAK
napsgeargenezapharmateuticals domestic-supplypuritysourcelabsUGL OZUGFREAK

Attention Pot Foggers: Teh Cush Can Make Certain Structures in Your Brain Smaller!

Re: Attention Pot Foggers: Teh Cush Can Make Certain Structures in Your Brain Smalle

*blaqued*
 
Re: Attention Pot Foggers: Teh Cush Can Make Certain Structures in Your Brain Smalle

*bliqued
 
Re: Attention Pot Foggers: Teh Cush Can Make Certain Structures in Your Brain Smalle

ha1a1 said:
I found a little bit of toilet paper on my bitches pussy when i was munching on her snatch.... it must have got stuck when she was wiping it after taking a piss. There was no shit (feaces) on it so I should be in the clear on that end...
Sent from my GT-N7105T using EliteFitness
Click to expand...

Stop lying... You found it slobbering on her brown eye
 
Re: Attention Pot Foggers: Teh Cush Can Make Certain Structures in Your Brain Smalle

Anabolic-B said:
I need to see a guy about a horse this weekend. If that means anything to you guys
Click to expand...

Once I went to a country bar and noticed a horse in a fenced area next to the bar that you could see from inside.

I inquired to the bartender about the horse and he told me it belonged to the bar owner.

I told him I bet you $5 dollars I can make that horse laugh. The bartender agreed to the bet and I left my stool and went around the building and in sight of the bartender I lifted the horses' ear and whispered into it ... seconds later the horse started laughing its ass off.

I came back inside and the bartender gave me my $5 winnings.

A few drinks later I told the bartender, "I bet you $100 I can make that horse cry". The bartender agreed to the bet and again went outside and approached the horse ... seconds later the horse was weeping like a baby.

When I returned in astonishment the bartender asked me, "what did you do to make that horse laugh then later cry?"

I explained ... the first time I told the horse, "my cawk is bigger than yours"

On the second trip I unzipped my zipper and showed him.
 
Re: Attention Pot Foggers: Teh Cush Can Make Certain Structures in Your Brain Smalle

not funny or true
 
Re: Attention Pot Foggers: Teh Cush Can Make Certain Structures in Your Brain Smalle

PICK3 said:
Once I went to a country bar and noticed a horse in a fenced area next to the bar that you could see from inside.



I inquired to the bartender about the horse and he told me it belonged to the bar owner.



I told him I bet you $5 dollars I can make that horse laugh. The bartender agreed to the bet and I left my stool and went around the building and in sight of the bartender I lifted the horses' ear and whispered into it ... seconds later the horse started laughing its ass off.



I came back inside and the bartender gave me my $5 winnings.



A few drinks later I told the bartender, "I bet you $100 I can make that horse cry". The bartender agreed to the bet and again went outside and approached the horse ... seconds later the horse was weeping like a baby.



When I returned in astonishment the bartender asked me, "what did you do to make that horse laugh then later cry?"



I explained ... the first time I told the horse, "my cawk is bigger than yours"



On the second trip I unzipped my zipper and showed him.
Click to expand...


Cool fucking fake story
 
Re: Attention Pot Foggers: Teh Cush Can Make Certain Structures in Your Brain Smalle

I wished a had a fat one in my mouf right now


:coffee:
 
Re: Attention Pot Foggers: Teh Cush Can Make Certain Structures in Your Brain Smalle

Man, I am trashed on tequila right now.

Better keep drinking.
 
Re: Attention Pot Foggers: Teh Cush Can Make Certain Structures in Your Brain Smalle

PICK3 said:
Patron?


:coffee:
Click to expand...

Nah, never much cared for Padron. It's as over-rated as they come. Tastes like chemicals with that synthetic agave.

Drinking Espelon tequila blanco.
 
Re: Attention Pot Foggers: Teh Cush Can Make Certain Structures in Your Brain Smalle

I haven't had a sip of liquor in 2 months
 
Re: Attention Pot Foggers: Teh Cush Can Make Certain Structures in Your Brain Smalle

I'm unhappy and bent on self destruction.
 
Re: Attention Pot Foggers: Teh Cush Can Make Certain Structures in Your Brain Smalle

I take hydros..,less calories
 
Re: Attention Pot Foggers: Teh Cush Can Make Certain Structures in Your Brain Smalle

WoodyO said:
Nah, never much cared for Padron. It's as over-rated as they come. Tastes like chemicals with that synthetic agave.

Drinking Espelon tequila blanco.
Click to expand...

shit is smooth chilled


knot much of a tequila drinker though



:coffee:
 
Re: Attention Pot Foggers: Teh Cush Can Make Certain Structures in Your Brain Smalle

I denounce drugs and alcohol. I prefer instead to sing gregorian chants to karaoke backing tracks of ACDC.

Sent from my GT-N7105T using EliteFitness
 
Re: Attention Pot Foggers: Teh Cush Can Make Certain Structures in Your Brain Smalle

I seriously haven't...I can't stand alcohol..if I do, I have a glass of amaretto on the rocks
 
Re: Attention Pot Foggers: Teh Cush Can Make Certain Structures in Your Brain Smalle

wootoom said:
I seriously haven't...I can't stand alcohol..if I do, I have a glass of amaretto on the rocks
Click to expand...

i've only had a handful of drinks since april 15...i never drink during tax season and i've been too busy since tax season ended to be able to drink much.

so you don't drink much at all or you usually stick with like beer/wine?
 
Re: Attention Pot Foggers: Teh Cush Can Make Certain Structures in Your Brain Smalle

digimon7068 said:
i've only had a handful of drinks since april 15...i never drink during tax season and i've been too busy since tax season ended to be able to drink much.



so you don't drink much at all or you usually stick with like beer/wine?
Click to expand...


Honestly Digs, I will have a glass of white with my girlfriend out for dinner. If it's summer I'll have the odd beer on the boat. Winter season, I barely take a drink...I just drank so much when I was younger and now it's caught up to me haha
 
Re: Attention Pot Foggers: Teh Cush Can Make Certain Structures in Your Brain Smalle

wootoom said:
Honestly Digs, I will have a glass of white with my girlfriend out for dinner. If it's summer I'll have the odd beer on the boat. Winter season, I barely take a drink...I just drank so much when I was younger and now it's caught up to me haha
Click to expand...

U weren't serious about the amaretto?
 
Re: Attention Pot Foggers: Teh Cush Can Make Certain Structures in Your Brain Smalle

wootoom said:
Honestly Digs, I will have a glass of white with my girlfriend out for dinner. If it's summer I'll have the odd beer on the boat. Winter season, I barely take a drink...I just drank so much when I was younger and now it's caught up to me haha
Click to expand...

Too many parties with Richter
 
Re: Attention Pot Foggers: Teh Cush Can Make Certain Structures in Your Brain Smalle

Alcohol is a relic...might as well get a horse n cart too. The drug you're on when you don't know your on drugs.

Sent from my GT-N7105T using EliteFitness
 
Re: Attention Pot Foggers: Teh Cush Can Make Certain Structures in Your Brain Smalle

ha1a1 said:
Alcohol is a relic...might as well get a horse n cart too. The drug you're on when you don't know your on drugs.

Sent from my GT-N7105T using EliteFitness
Click to expand...


*you're*
 
Re: Attention Pot Foggers: Teh Cush Can Make Certain Structures in Your Brain Smalle

nangiggles said:
Hammock by the pool and 3 pound steak in the grill, get ur ass here NAO
Click to expand...

food poisoning and one of those flesh eating bacteria's from your dirty ass pool. Sounds like a great time...
 
Re: Attention Pot Foggers: Teh Cush Can Make Certain Structures in Your Brain Smalle

I'm addicted to abuse. Pain too.
 
Re: Attention Pot Foggers: Teh Cush Can Make Certain Structures in Your Brain Smalle

wootoom said:
Honestly Digs, I will have a glass of white with my girlfriend out for dinner. If it's summer I'll have the odd beer on the boat. Winter season, I barely take a drink...I just drank so much when I was younger and now it's caught up to me haha
Click to expand...

huh? well, good for you...i'm not a big drinker...never was...i never drank enough to get out of the "lightweight" phase...probably a good thing...about the only disease that runs in my family on either side is alcoholism...that said? i like to pour a couple double-shots of jim beam over a couple ice cubes and sip on it while i'm diddling with my guitar and unwinding at night.
 
Re: Attention Pot Foggers: Teh Cush Can Make Certain Structures in Your Brain Smalle

WoodyO said:
I'm addicted to abuse. Pain too.
Click to expand...

this ^^^^ i also enjoy depriving myself of shit too...there's a sick, evil part of my brain that gets off on the frustration haha
 
Re: Attention Pot Foggers: Teh Cush Can Make Certain Structures in Your Brain Smalle

i like how it was somehow needed to explain, shit. as feces...
 
Re: Attention Pot Foggers: Teh Cush Can Make Certain Structures in Your Brain Smalle

Feces happens

Sent from my GT-N7105T using EliteFitness
 
Re: Attention Pot Foggers: Teh Cush Can Make Certain Structures in Your Brain Smalle

There was a big problem in Lebanon with mother-in-laws...so it was decided they would all travel by bus to have a picnic and brainstorm ideas on how to be less meddling in their childrens lives. On the way to the picnic a RPG was fired into the bus, killing all the mother-in-laws. Back in the village Karam was crying sitting in the gutter after the tragedy..Abdul said to Karam "why are you crying habib? I thought your wifes mother was overseas? " Karam burst into more tears and screamed "no shes back....but she missed the bus"
Sent from my GT-N7105T using EliteFitness
 
Re: Attention Pot Foggers: Teh Cush Can Make Certain Structures in Your Brain Smalle

Who cares, shut the fuck up
 
Re: Attention Pot Foggers: Teh Cush Can Make Certain Structures in Your Brain Smalle

Lol @ "village"
 
Re: Attention Pot Foggers: Teh Cush Can Make Certain Structures in Your Brain Smalle

still wished I were puffing on a fattie



:coffee:
 
Re: Attention Pot Foggers: Teh Cush Can Make Certain Structures in Your Brain Smalle

ha1a1 said:
You wish you were puffing on walrus cok

Sent from my GT-N7105T using EliteFitness
Click to expand...

You haven't killed yourself yet?

Sent from my SCH-I605 using EliteFitness
 
Re: Attention Pot Foggers: Teh Cush Can Make Certain Structures in Your Brain Smalle

Strongbow said:
You haven't killed yourself yet?

Sent from my SCH-I605 using EliteFitness
Click to expand...

How long have you worked in the fashion industry?

Sent from my GT-N7105T using EliteFitness
 
Re: Attention Pot Foggers: Teh Cush Can Make Certain Structures in Your Brain Smalle

ha1a1 said:
How long have you worked in the fashion industry?

Sent from my GT-N7105T using EliteFitness
Click to expand...

Dude I'm like a fucking cave man my wife dresses me or I'd go wit drawers and flip flops on

Sent from my SCH-I605 using EliteFitness
 
Re: Attention Pot Foggers: Teh Cush Can Make Certain Structures in Your Brain Smalle

PICK3 said:
are u going to fuck her?
Click to expand...


It's the same annoying as fuck one who tried to fuck us awhile back. She's hot but she thought the solar system revovled around Earth. Dumb as a rock

she's actually staying like 3+ weeks while her house gets redone

I wanna go stay at my fine ass new assistant's place
 
Re: Attention Pot Foggers: Teh Cush Can Make Certain Structures in Your Brain Smalle

bigbassturd said:
It's the same annoying as fuck one who tried to fuck us awhile back. She's hot but she thought the solar system revovled around Earth. Dumb as a rock

she's actually staying like 3+ weeks while her house gets redone

I wanna go stay at my fine ass new assistant's place
Click to expand...

wait, wut
 
Re: Attention Pot Foggers: Teh Cush Can Make Certain Structures in Your Brain Smalle

bigbassturd said:
It's the same annoying as fuck one who tried to fuck us awhile back. She's hot but she thought the solar system revovled around Earth. Dumb as a rock

she's actually staying like 3+ weeks while her house gets redone

I wanna go stay at my fine ass new assistant's place
Click to expand...

cant believe your wife will allow her to stay lol
 
Re: Attention Pot Foggers: Teh Cush Can Make Certain Structures in Your Brain Smalle

-SD- said:
cant believe your wife will allow her to stay lol
Click to expand...

I can't believe he's too big of a poosie to fuck this hoe in her ass while the wife polishes dat poosie

Sent from my SCH-I605 using EliteFitness
 
Re: Attention Pot Foggers: Teh Cush Can Make Certain Structures in Your Brain Smalle

-SD- said:
cant believe your wife will allow her to stay lol
Click to expand...


no shit. They were friends in school and now the wife thinks they'll be bffe or some shit

I'm not ON_CYCLE currently and have been avoiding teh alcohols so a threesome situation arising again is unlikely.

Plus I still want to punch her in the face when she talks. This morning she asked me what 'veeya ups' were. I couldn't figure out what the fuck she was even talking about until she showed me an email on her phone that said something about sending some shit 'via UPS'...

I'm still fuckin pissed about that
 
Re: Attention Pot Foggers: Teh Cush Can Make Certain Structures in Your Brain Smalle

bigbassturd said:
no shit. They were friends in school and now the wife thinks they'll be bffe or some shit

I'm not ON_CYCLE currently and have been avoiding teh alcohols so a threesome situation arising again is unlikely.

Plus I still want to punch her in the face when she talks. This morning she asked me what 'veeya ups' were. I couldn't figure out what the fuck she was even talking about until she showed me an email on her phone that said something about sending some shit 'via UPS'...

I'm still fuckin pissed about that
Click to expand...

I'll fuck her for ya you can watch at least you'll get something out of it

Sent from my SCH-I605 using EliteFitness
 
Re: Attention Pot Foggers: Teh Cush Can Make Certain Structures in Your Brain Smalle

who is gonna create the bookie event on how long til BBT cheats on his wife w/the new assistant?
 
Re: Attention Pot Foggers: Teh Cush Can Make Certain Structures in Your Brain Smalle

Omg she's so gotdam hot

I think I love her



Jk
 
Re: Attention Pot Foggers: Teh Cush Can Make Certain Structures in Your Brain Smalle

miplank said:
who is gonna create the bookie event on how long til BBT cheats on his wife w/the new assistant?
Click to expand...

2 weeks

Sent from my SCH-I605 using EliteFitness
 
Re: Attention Pot Foggers: Teh Cush Can Make Certain Structures in Your Brain Smalle

bigbassturd said:
Omg she's so gotdam hot

I think I love her



Jk
Click to expand...

Pics or she looks like shit

Sent from my SCH-I605 using EliteFitness
 
Re: Attention Pot Foggers: Teh Cush Can Make Certain Structures in Your Brain Smalle

I would drink her fuckin bath water
 
Re: Attention Pot Foggers: Teh Cush Can Make Certain Structures in Your Brain Smalle

I'd let her give me HIV
 
Re: Attention Pot Foggers: Teh Cush Can Make Certain Structures in Your Brain Smalle

bigbassturd said:
I would drink her fuckin bath water
Click to expand...

Pics bish

Sent from my SCH-I605 using EliteFitness
 
Re: Attention Pot Foggers: Teh Cush Can Make Certain Structures in Your Brain Smalle

Nothing in this thread happened
 
Re: Attention Pot Foggers: Teh Cush Can Make Certain Structures in Your Brain Smalle

I'm too tired to rub one out
 
Re: Attention Pot Foggers: Teh Cush Can Make Certain Structures in Your Brain Smalle

WoodyO said:
I'm too tired to rub one out
Click to expand...

I'm not

Sent from my SCH-I605 using EliteFitness
 
Re: Attention Pot Foggers: Teh Cush Can Make Certain Structures in Your Brain Smalle

WoodyO said:
Is that an offer?
Click to expand...

Well I wasn't really thinking of it like that but shot what the hay lube or lotion?

Sent from my SCH-I605 using EliteFitness
 
Re: Attention Pot Foggers: Teh Cush Can Make Certain Structures in Your Brain Smalle

Casual yoga leads to testicular abnormalities.

Sent from my GT-N7105T using EliteFitness
 
Re: Attention Pot Foggers: Teh Cush Can Make Certain Structures in Your Brain Smalle

Like elephantitis of the nuts?
 
Re: Attention Pot Foggers: Teh Cush Can Make Certain Structures in Your Brain Smalle

I am kidding, I haven't done anything stupid








butt I wanna!!!!
 
You must log in or register to reply here.

Similar threads

Richardbrown
Napsgear: 5 COMMON CAUSES OF JOINT PAIN
Replies
14
Views
3K
RoySimpson
RoySimpson
Richardbrown
Napsgear: Why You Should Never Neglect Your Obliques
Replies
14
Views
2K
RoySimpson
RoySimpson
jasonhill800
5-HTP: A “Cure” For Sleep, Depression, and Weight?
Replies
7
Views
2K
stevesmi
stevesmi
Richardbrown
Napsgear: Can You Make Gains With Only 2 Workouts Per Week?
Replies
13
Views
4K
Tiger Salman Khan
Tiger Salman Khan
Richardbrown
Napsgear:Is It True That Alcohol Slows Your Metabolism? Alcohol's Effect on Your Body
Replies
14
Views
3K
RoySimpson
RoySimpson
Top Bottom