Straight from the Mayo Clinic drug website:
Now you ponytail retard reject from society: Explain to me why some loser like you can run into a pot clinic an whine about being "anxious" or "have trouble sleeping" to get a no-questions-asked medical marijuana card when there are plenty of better solutions available. If we've entered a time when people get to conveniently pick their drug of choice for their ailments, let's just start handing-out 8-balls to anyone who complains about a chronic wound or other skin ailment.