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Metrosexual is to be a hetro sexual man with a good knowledge of fashion and also treat your self to quality man type beuty supplies.
Are you metrosexual?
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canadianhitman
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Shaving is optional for me for up to a 3-day period...so I think it's safe to say NO.
Deus Ex Machina
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uhmmmmmmmm, fuck no.
I should have made this a poll curious to see what % of Elite men are and are not.
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Deleted member 33117
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Hmmm... I would have to say yes to this one. I'm a very pretty man.
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DcupSheepNipples
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Most of the time I am, but right now I'm in my Brad Pitt, Tom Cruise or Tom Hanks mode preparing for my next Castaway type B Movie!
Deus Ex Machina
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nordstrom said:
lol, sounds like me. I shower and brush my teeth twice daily, though
what is your outfit?
i'm usually sportin' the black BDU pants, with a white t-shirt, and "old navy" fleece that i wear evry single day and almost at all times
Lao Tzu
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Deus Ex Machina said:
lol, sounds like me. I shower and brush my teeth twice daily, though
what is your outfit?
i'm usually sportin' the black BDU pants, with a white t-shirt, and "old navy" fleece that i wear evry single day and almost at all times
you shower twice a day? ive never heard of that except in really hot climates.
My outfit is a blue 6XL (i prefer loose clothing) pocket Tshirt from casual male and jeans. I also have about 3 black pocket Tshirts but i mainly just wear the blue ones everyday.
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Deleted member 33117
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I shower twice a day, bruch my teeth 3 times a day, shave my body 2-3 times a week, and always dress nice. I like to look and smell nice. What is wrong with that? This is a bodybuilding board. Why would any of you spend hours every week in the gym, follow a strict diet, and inject yourself with drugs for the sake of yoru appearance, and then just not give a shit about how you look?
Deus Ex Machina
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PoyeBoy said:
i've never heard of a goth metrosexual before
I see nothing wrong with it I like when a guy takes pride in his appreance. Most of you allready do I assume or else why else would you be on EF? I have a male friend who is straigh went for a manicure and a pedicure that is fine he didn't let them put any polish on but some guys get a clear coat done that is a little far I think.
jerkbox said:
I would have to agree but only cause I lovw boxerbriefs so much.
BodyByFinaplix said:
I was thinking the exact same thing!!!
PoyeBoy said:
What the hell is punk hop?
canadianhitman
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I'm not a mountain-man by any stretch. I use a basic moisturizer after showers, get my hair cut every 3 weeks, ect....but manicures and pedicures are just way too 'fi-fi' for me. I'll keep myself groomed just fine, but not over the top stuff like cucumber-avocado facial peels and the like...
Deus Ex Machina
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dayna4u2nv said:
it means he's goth. pay no attention to what he says, because the answer will always be 'poyeboy is goth'
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Deleted member 33117
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I find boxer breifs, to be too tight around my thighs to be comfortable. How do you guys get around that, as bodybuilders? Maybe its just me, but I can't stand them.
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Dial_tone said:
I've noticed most big guys hate them. I'm begining to think the guys who say they prefer boxer-briefs are really saying "I don't squat and only have 22" thighs." I don't see now anyone wears them with decent sized legs. Briefs are the only thing that is comfortable for me, unless I'm free-balling.
Deus Ex Machina
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PoyeBoy said:
har har, no pun intended, har har
speaking of which, is your brown eye healed up? haha...
BodyByFinaplix said:
It is a shame cause I am sure you would look fine as hell in them.
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dayna4u2nv said:
It is a shame cause I am sure you would look fine as hell in them.
Thanks for the compliments.
I do ok in my briefs though.
PoyeBoy said:
I can't see these two treads going together at all.
Deus Ex Machina
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PoyeBoy said:
geez you must be 4ft tall
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PoyeBoy said:
No jeans here. I don't feel like buying baggy 38" waist jeans and paining to get them tailored down to a smaller waist. I know EXACTALLY how you feel. Right now my thights are 29" and my waist is 32". No one makes jeans like that.
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Yeah, I only wear dress pants and shorts, as far as pants go.
Heahy Minister
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Boxer briefs are tight as hell on me and they flippin bunch up. I'm constantly putting my hands down my pants to pull them down. Boxers for me.
PoyeBoy said:
Pics please
I will be the judge of that 
PoyeBoy
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dayna4u2nv said:
Pics please
*I wear baggy khaki's with 24" bottems(like jnco's because they fit my legs)
*skate shoes(I skated until this year so im not a poser) or nice black or brown GBX boots
*I wear ecko sweatshirts, as well as cool "urban" polos that are hella fresh
*Favorite color is white, Light blue, or red
*I sometimes paint my nails black and wear an armband
*I have a 10g silver hoop in each ear, and my labret pierced
I have my own style, mainly influenced by skater punk and hip hip
Now I see... my roommate skates ... he has gotten my to try it not bad at it but I don't love it. Only thing I don't dig about the style is the nail polish. Makeup and nail polish on a man is well not manly.
Yep, total metrosexual. I do it for the same reasons I bodybuild. To look and feel great. Designer clothing, bodycare products, plucking, waxing, shaving, the whole 9 yards. And of course, the quality of women you attract increases signifigantly as well. Not many things are better then being able to bang the girls everyone else is dying to fuck. The looks I get from the girls/guys are always appreciated (though my girl doesnt like them always eyeballing me). I have to admit though, I get hit on by more guys then girls heh.
I think ill start getting facials (yes yes this leaves me open to lots of dirty replies ) soon, I think theyll make my skin nice and pretty
I think ill start getting facials (yes yes this leaves me open to lots of dirty replies
) soon, I think theyll make my skin nice and pretty
Deus Ex Machina
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PoyeBoy said:
Deus Ex Machina
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Mr. dB said:
47? I think you are officially the Oldest Elite Fitness member
I think i've seen your pic before, you sorta had the "hardass Arian Brotherhood" look
Deus Ex Machina said:
47? I think you are officially the Oldest Elite Fitness member
I'm even older than Wodin.
Deus Ex Machina said:I think i've seen your pic before, you sorta had the "hardass Arian Brotherhood" look
That's a laugh, it's more of the "Pillsbury Dough Boy with a goatee" look. No pictures of me on this board. And "Aryan Brotherhood" kinda implies "skinhead," when I've got more of the "hair helmet" thing going on. I'm about as intimidating as a kitten.
Deus Ex Machina
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PoyeBoy said:
thanks man
fresh
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jerkbox said:
Wow I'm impressed. They are like 40" waist pants are they?
BodyByFinaplix said:
Strength and P O W E R!!!
Most I did was moisturize, and gel in the hair with a year round tan.
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Apöllo
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This is metrosexual
pitbullstl
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BodyByFinaplix said:
See, a true metrosexual would know that is not the case.
There are plenty of fashion forward jeans that fit dudes with big legs....
1. Paper and Denim, the Tsunami cut.
2. Diesel, Kratt cut.
3. Earl, not sure of the cut in those.
I have a 32-33" waist, and 32" quads...... now, granted I have to buy a 36"-38" waist in those jeans, and get them tailored, but it's well worth the price
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See, but you are still getting them tailored. That's my point. Maybe I would rather just wear nice pants that I can buy without the extra effort. I'm not a big blue jeans fan anywho.
pitbullstl
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BodyByFinaplix said:
Uhhhh......designer dress pants, would have to be tailored too.....don't know who you're fooling.....
No self respecting metero, would wear dress pants that didn't need altering if your thighs are the same size as your waist......unless you like the MC Hammer look.......
Seriously dude, pleats are not cool........
karma for pit... but with one correction... kratts are shit in terms of cut... they are so damn high waisted, I like jeans w/ a 6-8 inch rise... literally just concealing my asscrack. Then I gotta sport the d&g boxer briefs b/c the low cut ones are hotness. I have some with a dogs face right over my package, chicks love em.
also, boot cut jeans are going to make your leg look slimmer (good thing)BUT if you have MONTER legs, you're going to be swimming in the leg openings... general rule of boot cut jeans... if you have laced shoes on, the leg opening when stretched forward should not extend pass the bottom of the tongue on your shoe.... basically never have bellbottoms... boot cut and bellbottoms are HUGELY different.
also, boot cut jeans are going to make your leg look slimmer (good thing)BUT if you have MONTER legs, you're going to be swimming in the leg openings... general rule of boot cut jeans... if you have laced shoes on, the leg opening when stretched forward should not extend pass the bottom of the tongue on your shoe.... basically never have bellbottoms... boot cut and bellbottoms are HUGELY different.
pitbullstl
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ZKaudio said:
I have a decent sized ass, not big, more bubbly, the lower rise jeans, and I mean low, like most seven........are not made for "Squat Ass" only for guys with either smaller asses, or A.L.A.B. ( ass like a board)........
jerkbox said:
I think you next avatar should be of you in boxer briefs.
pitbullstl said:
I have a decent sized ass, not big, more bubbly, the lower rise jeans, and I mean low, like most seven........are not made for "Squat Ass" only for guys with either smaller asses, or A.L.A.B. ( ass like a board)........
Would love to see a pic of that ass sounds yummy!
Why do I have a feeling dat dayna4u2nv watches Ricci Lake?
GoldenDelicious
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not a metrosexual by that definition- im well groomed (haircut every 7-10 days), wear nice clothes and all that but im too outdoors-ish to keep it up
personally i see metrosexuals as being men that act pretty much like women, and i despise that. useless unmanly bastards
associating metrosexuality with chick pulling power isnt really fair, you just get a different brand of girl. id say the more shallow, high maintinence type actually.
ill agree about the jeans thing, i cant find them, and havnt for a while. right now im a fatty and probably just get away with it, but when im lean (soon soon) its tailoring all the way, and slacks only. no denim or thick fabric
personally i see metrosexuals as being men that act pretty much like women, and i despise that. useless unmanly bastards
associating metrosexuality with chick pulling power isnt really fair, you just get a different brand of girl. id say the more shallow, high maintinence type actually.
ill agree about the jeans thing, i cant find them, and havnt for a while. right now im a fatty and probably just get away with it, but when im lean (soon soon) its tailoring all the way, and slacks only. no denim or thick fabric
CipherLock said:
Hmm ... not sure what that means but I don't have enough hours in my day to be waisting on that crap.
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