Anyone know where I can get a kick ass disguise?

[pdaddyII]

Um... For what, man?

Nevermind... I don't wanna know

I'll try to summarize best I can. My brothers GF surprised him with a trip to Vegas in Feb. My fiance and I are going to double surprise him by showing up there the same weekend as coordinated with bro's GF. My fiance and I are then going to triple surprise both my brother AND his GF by having a limo pick us all up having them think it's taking us to dinner but ends up at the little white chapel with Elvis greeting us at the door to get married.

The disguises would simply be to fuck with my brother before revealing to him that we're there. I haven't worked out the details but I'm thinking a paid proposition to sleep with his GF would be funny.

 

[WoodyO]

Just get a really dark tan, then you can dress up like one of the billion mexicans that work on the strip handing out those little trading cards advertising hookers.

 

[nydj66]

WTF is this bullshit? I said "disguise" not a fucking costume. Bush league bro....bush league

Sorry bro. This better?

Kick-Ass Movie - Hit-Girl Deluxe Adult Costume

 

[pdaddyII]

Sorry bro. This better?

Kick-Ass Movie - Hit-Girl Deluxe Adult Costume

I just punched my dog I'm so angry

 

[Cutiebolic]

Um...
Nevermind... I don't wanna know

Repost

Is your brother retarded? If not I don't really see the whole thing being particularly successful

It sounds like an episode of "Saved By The Bell"

 

[nydj66]

A disguise to fool your brother up close is a tall order. You may have to go full-on drag queen.

 

[pdaddyII]

Repost

Is your brother retarded? If not I don't really see the whole thing being particularly successful

It sounds like an episode of "Saved By The Bell"

You're a fucking idiot, GTFO of my thread

 

[pdaddyII]

A disguise to fool your brother up close is a tall order. You may have to go full-on drag queen.

Just something that will throw him off at first glance. I decided I don't want to try and run with anything but still don't want it to sink in right away. A double take of sorts

 

[pdaddyII]

Just get a really dark tan, then you can dress up like one of the billion mexicans that work on the strip handing out those little trading cards advertising hookers.

I actually really like this idea. This is the kind of shit I'm looking for, good bro material

 

[miplank]

There's no way you're gonna fool him long enough to pull that off.


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