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anyone else fockin hate flying?

nimbus

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i can't handle the idea of plummeting from the sky, and i'm not feeling super excited about flying into shitty chicago weather for thanksgiving. My plan is currently to obliterate myself with a cocktail of xannies and motion sickness pills, and possibly pound some brews on the flight if necessary. Can i do better, legally?
 
The thought of being in close spaces for an extended period of time makes me want to punch my computer in the balls.
 
U do nothing, but like last night I just got of a 3 hour flight, and I"m beat...
I dunno... the worst is the international bad boys back to the homeland 17 hours of man this sucks...
yeah I hate flying...
 
FLying isnt that bad, flying in helo and your helo starts smoking and spinning and the crewchief says "ohoh" thats a problem
 
I love flying!
Your goat avi, is like so eager and positive...It's like he's been listening to Personal Power by Tony Robbins or some shit.
Empowered Goats unlocking their Goat Potential.
Good stuff. Ya know?
Anyway Your avi is perfect for your affirmation of flying. Matches up well.
On that note, I'm gonna smoke a clove now. Nothing beats cold weather and cancer sticks. I'm not doing cardio again till Monday, so smoke em if ya got em.
 
Your goat avi, is like so eager and positive...It's like he's been listening to Personal Power by Tony Robbins or some shit.
Empowered Goats unlocking their Goat Potential.
Good stuff. Ya know?
Anyway Your avi is perfect for your affirmation of flying. Matches up well.
On that note, I'm gonna smoke a clove now. Nothing beats cold weather and cancer sticks. I'm not doing cardio again till Monday, so smoke em if ya got em.

lol i killed a pack of djarums the other day =/
 
I love the physical act of flying. It's all the other stuff that goes with it that drives me mad. Going to the airport, checking in, security, full cavity searches, boarding and de-planing, waiting for the Waitress In The Sky to get all the way back to me with the drink cart, the bad food, the fat guy in the next seat, the stale air.
 
lol i killed a pack of djarums the other day =/
Sweeeeet.
Thats why U are my boy...
that's what I"ve got holstered up.
I figure I haven't smoked since for 3 years..
That dark red pack can't do much harm.
Ya betta reload before U hit the midwest..
-for no other reason then my validation...-
Think bout it, U haven't made any donations to those kids in Asia that Sally Struthers feeds paste too, so instead U can alleviate my guilt.
LOL okay back to my original thing I planned on doing before I transgressed.
 
maybe it's because i been flying since i was a baby, but i love the whole experience of leaving and arriving in a new place. I just need some type of entertainment. I can always sleep on a plane, but if it's long i need an ipod or game system or good magazine.

I literally feel high and uninhibited when i step out of an airport and into a completely different environment
 
Finally!!! Jeez, I thought I was gonna be the only non hater in here!

I loooove flying, especially when there's cloud cover. I never get bored with it. Of course, it's more comfortable when I'm in business or first class, and I don't like being cramped up, but like calveless...just the whole leaving one place and in a short time being someone far away...especially when I'm getting on the plane in cold weather and stepping off into heat. It never gets old.
 
I loooove flying, especially when there's cloud cover. I never get bored with it. Of course, it's more comfortable when I'm in business or first class, and I don't like being cramped up, but like calveless...just the whole leaving one place and in a short time being someone far away...especially when I'm getting on the plane in cold weather and stepping off into heat. It never gets old.

I agree 100%
 
I wish I could get over the anxiety. I force myself to do it and get over it, but I never enjoy it.

Flying at night helps for some reason.
 
I love the physical act of flying. It's all the other stuff that goes with it that drives me mad. Going to the airport, checking in, security, full cavity searches, boarding and de-planing, waiting for the Waitress In The Sky to get all the way back to me with the drink cart, the bad food, the fat guy in the next seat, the stale air.

Everything you said, and more.

If I'm not in first class (which I'm usually not cuz I'm a cheap bastard) then I can't fit in the fuckin seat. Oh my ass fits, but that's it. Shoulders and arms hang into the other seat and the aisle. Yes, every motherfucker coming down that aisle bumps into me, and a non aisle seat is NOT an option!

Let's not forget it's impossible to eat properly when you're flying. Gotta eat before you go and be there at least an hour early. Oh, but you have to leave way before that to drop your car off at the park and ride, and the airport's a half-hour away from home as it is. Plus I gotta drop off the dogs at the dogsitter. All that stuff is an extra hour. Now I have to get food at the airport cuz I need to eat again. That's assuming I've made it through that bullshit security with enough time to spare, and they're not giving away my seat by now. But if I miss that $8 5 inch pizza, or $10 6" sub, I can always look forward to those fucking 0.25 ounce bags of peanuts or pretzles on the plane!

Oh, and of course I am always drinking water and thirsty as hell. But nooooo! I can't bring a fucking bottle of WATER past security! Like I'm Macguyver and can make a bomb out of WATER! So now I'm buying that $4 bottle of water at Starbucks too (again, assuming I still have time).

Yeah, I guess I hate flying the way it is. If I had a private jet I think I'd enjoy it more.
 
I don't hate to fly but the older I get the more I dread takeoffs and turbulence. I just look down the aisle and tell myself I'm on a bus.
 
I don't hate to fly but the older I get the more I dread takeoffs and turbulence. I just look down the aisle and tell myself I'm on a bus.
CM needs to be a flight attendant for peeps like us
U 2 Cindy Lou, Nimbus, and that's all I can remember.
 
i can't handle the idea of plummeting from the sky, and i'm not feeling super excited about flying into shitty chicago weather for thanksgiving. My plan is currently to obliterate myself with a cocktail of xannies and motion sickness pills, and possibly pound some brews on the flight if necessary. Can i do better, legally?
I was a bit of a white knuckler until I actually looked at the statistics of what will kill you.

You're at MUCH bigger risk walking across the street. Put another way, your odds of dying in a plane crash are roughly equivalent to being accidentally strangled in bed (seriously, look it up). Puts an entirely different perspective on things.

Odds of Dying - NSC

Now being cooped up with a gang of strangers, breathing canned air, yeah, that I really hate.
 
That's cause its a PC.

Father time does not approve


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