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Anybody here ever find a dead body?

casavant

casavant

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Just curious. My middle school P.E. teacher found a lady that had been raped, murdered, and decapitated in a plastic bag in the lake he lived by. I myself never have, but always thought it would be pretty creepy to be out fishing or something and all the sudden come across a bobbing mass of decomposed human flesh.
 
Dead and decomposing bodies need not be nasty.

With some TLC, any mutilated corpse can be turned into a lovely decoration to be used in the garden, home, or even the skull can be used for a center console in your automobile.
 
i came across a bobbing cornholio once, but he wasn't dead at the time. in fact he looked quite happy and alive, moreso than usual. in fact that mofo was so happy that he couldn't speak, all he could muster up a few gleeful suction noises in between breaths.
 
For a while I used to find dead bodies all the time. Actually I would find the same dead body all the time. In my bed. But it turns out the body was my girlfriend and and she wasn't dead. She just sucked in bed so bad that I thought she was dead.

The End.

:nerd:
 
supersizeme said:
i came across a bobbing cornholio once, but he wasn't dead at the time. in fact he looked quite happy and alive, moreso than usual. in fact that mofo was so happy that he couldn't speak, all he could muster up a few gleeful suction noises in between breaths.
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The Nature Boy said:
For a while I used to find dead bodies all the time. Actually I would find the same dead body all the time. In my bed. But it turns out the body was my girlfriend and and she wasn't dead. She just sucked in bed so bad that I thought she was dead.

The End.

:nerd:
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I feel your pain.
 
My uncle was fishing by himself about ten years ago at Lake Erie. Saw something and drove the boat over. Sure enough was a body. He called the Coast Guard and they came out with the Sheriffs department. He was taken in for questioning. He was at the station for about 4 hours. His boats was all torn apart by the time he got back to it. He said he would never had reported it if he knew it was going to be such a pain in the ass.
 
My uncle was in a fishing tournament around Ocean City, MD and they found a dead body. I hope to god I never do, fake movie dead bodies give me enough nightmares.
 
i create them everytime i freeze someone and tear out their spine and skull. luckily for me they are frozen when i do it so there is'nt much of a mess.
 
never found one.....but i have made a few
 
the homeless guy who lived under the bridge on the lake i rowed on disappeared once and we learned a week later we'd been rowing over him in the lake for a week.. ewww
 
SG's Freezer! He sure likes Scrambled Human Brains! I on the other hand prefer scrambled Goat Brains! Protein yummy!
 
I worked an a Inn for a few years right out of high school. There were a few rooms that people that were gonna be in the area for a little while would rent. Well by friday night this one guy that was staying upstairs had'nt been seen and his car was in the same spot in the parking lot for 3 days. Every night we could see the glow of his tv in the window from outside, well saturday night comes around still hav'nt seen the guy so at the end of the night i talk the owner into letting me go up and check to see if the guys dead or what. pop the door open and sure as shit he's layin in the bed all purple and nasty. the smell was absolutely horrible.Call the ambulance "don't really know why there was no bringin his decomposing ass back" 3 hours later after getting the 3rd degree frpom every wannabe detective in town i finally get to leave. what a bitch that was.
 
Why would a dead body be considered as 'eeww and :sick:.

What's 'gross' about a dead body?

Eerie, I could understand.
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Lots of them. Turned a lot of live bodies into dead bodies also. Even put one in my First Sergeants hootch as a joke. But that was over 30 years ago and Vietnam had lots of dead bodies laying around if you were in the right place. And for 15 years after that I'd come across a couple a year in the line of work I was in. Haven't found any in the last 15 years. Some of the graphics on the internet are pretty good but it doesn't even come close to the real thing. Especially if they've been decaying for awhile. There is a site on the web that sells fake corpses that look pretty good. If they weren't so expensive I'd buy a couple.
I can think of a couple of good gags to use them for.
 
Saw someone die once, of a heart attack. Puked while he was getting mouth to mouth, had a seizure or something and then he was a dead body.
 
I USED TO WORK FOR A FUNERAL HOME. I PICKED UP BODIES. I EMBALMED A FEW ALSO EVEN THOUGH I WASNT SUPPOSED TO. I PICKED UP PEOPLE OUT OF THE RIVER, TRAIN WRECKS, AND A FEW OTHER TYPES OF CORONERS CALLS. BUT MOSTLY JUST ELDERLY PEOPLE OUT OF NURSING HOMES AND HOSPITALS. OH YEAH, I PICKED UP THIS ONE DUDE WHO HAD HEPATITUS C ALONG WITH AIDS AND A FEW OTHER DEADLY DISEASES. I WAS WRAPPED UP IN TWO CONTAMINATION SUITS. IT WAS COOL.


KAYNE
 
There was a mother / son "double suicide" (whatever that is)
in my scoutmasters office. The bodies sat there for a few days. It was a construction company, and tried
for weeks to get that very distinct smell out of the wood floor, with
chemicals etc. Finally gave up, and pulled up some of the floor.
 
I seen my grandmother die of a massive heart attack in front of me.

My mom told me before my older brother was born it had snowed real bad in Philly. When the snow had melted some they found a dead mail man on my neighbors lawn.

About a year ago my brother's gf's house and half the block was reeking real bad. So much that she couldn't sleep in her house. Eventually someone reported the neighbor missing. The fire dept. came and one guy had to crawl in the upstairs window, and go open the front door. He came out throwing up all over the place. The neighbor was found dead of an overdose on his couch, and had been decaying for about 3 months. Took a long time to get the smell out.

They also find a lot of dead bodies in Cobbs Creek amongst other things as well.
 
I'm too damn busy disposing of them to go looking for new ones.
 
When I was twelve years old, my buddy and me went down to the community pool. Two men in their early fifties I'd say, showed up completely hammered and jumped into the pool. One guy didn't come up, he just layed down at the bottom not moving. A lady asked him if his friend was ok. He said yeah he is just cooling down. About a minute goes by and she asked him again. This time he started laughing and said, Yeah he pulls this trick to fuck with people, he is down there breathing through the pipe (meaning the drain). Me and my buddy looked at each other like what the fuck? We went down to get him but it was too late. Most things are lighter in water but I am telling you he was heavier than shit. We came up for air and the other guy was laughing at us saying, man he is just fucking with you. I don't know if the guy drowned because he was so drunk or he had a heart attack but he was he wasn't breathing through the pipe. You should have seen the other man's face when we got him up and he was done. Talk about losing a buzz quick. the the cops came and the paramedics.
Needless to say the pool was closed, there was no lifeguard.
 
Love Bone said:
When I was twelve years old, my buddy and me went down to the community pool. Two men in their early fifties I'd say, showed up completely hammered and jumped into the pool. One guy didn't come up, he just layed down at the bottom not moving. A lady asked him if his friend was ok. He said yeah he is just cooling down. About a minute goes by and she asked him again. This time he started laughing and said, Yeah he pulls this trick to fuck with people, he is down there breathing through the pipe (meaning the drain). Me and my buddy looked at each other like what the fuck? We went down to get him but it was too late. Most things are lighter in water but I am telling you he was heavier than shit. We came up for air and the other guy was laughing at us saying, man he is just fucking with you. I don't know if the guy drowned because he was so drunk or he had a heart attack but he was he wasn't breathing through the pipe. You should have seen the other man's face when we got him up and he was done. Talk about losing a buzz quick. the the cops came and the paramedics.
Needless to say the pool was closed, there was no lifeguard.
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That's some crazy stuff right there.
 
casavant said:


Jesus Christ man. Where do you live?
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NEW ORLEANS. I ALSO FOUND MY X-GF'S ROOMATE AFTER SHE HAD OD'D ONE MORNING. I HAVE KNOWN ABOUT 10 OR 12 PEOPLE WHO HAVE BEEN KILLED.


KAYNE
 
KAYNE said:


NEW ORLEANS. I ALSO FOUND MY X-GF'S ROOMATE AFTER SHE HAD OD'D ONE MORNING. I HAVE KNOWN ABOUT 10 OR 12 PEOPLE WHO HAVE BEEN KILLED.


KAYNE
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Hmmm, that makes me feel good. My sister goes to school down there.
 
My first job as a reporter was in a mid-sized city and I made extra money by doing, um, crime- and accident-scene photography for the Sheriff's Dept. The weirdest thing is to see where people try to hide dead bodies. You just wouldn't believe it.
 
I KNOW PEOPLE THAT GO THERE. GOOD SCHOOL. WHERE IS YOUR SISTER (AND YOU) FROM AND HOW OLD IS SHE. I MIGHT SEE HER OUT AND NOT EVEN KNOW IT.


KAYNE
 
We pull em outta the river all the time,the last was this submerged auto when the wrecker pulled it out and we popped the trunk the body was so decomposed and to top it off a large catfish was trapped with it been feeding off the body because it couldn't get out the coroner almost phuked and told me he'll never eat fish again......RADAR
 
RADAR said:
We pull em outta the river all the time,the last was this submerged auto when the wrecker pulled it out and we popped the trunk the body was so decomposed and to top it off a large catfish was trapped with it been feeding off the body because it couldn't get out the coroner almost phuked and told me he'll never eat fish again......RADAR
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That's pretty sick. What exactly do you do for a living? Cop?
 
casavant said:


That's pretty sick. What exactly do you do for a living? Cop?
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Im in Electronics but i'm an experienced diver and know alot of people at the police & sheriffs office-being the only one in the area i'm often in to help. RADAR
 
I deal with dead bodies everyday..... as a nurse. Nothing freaks me out but when people die of similiar age to me of chronic disease such as Cancer, HIV etc.

'It's not the years of your life but the life in your years that counts'

(?Bouncer, 2000)
 
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