Any guys have problems pissing straight after blowing a load?

[Mr. Black]

The other day after having a quick fuck at lunch, I returned to work and had to piss. Well I whipped out my cock and started to piss, but my stream went everywhere. It hit the front of the bowl, the floor, it even hit parts of the bathroom cabinet. Just couldn't seem to keep the flow straight. What a fucking mess. This has happened before but never this bad. Anyone experience this problem? My guess is that there still must be cum droplets somewhere in my urethra which is deflecting my piss.

 

[Gymgurl]

Well baby I can't help ya out on this one!!! next time I will hold it for you lol

 

[Mr. Black]

You have no idea how much that thought turns me on...

 

[Gymgurl]

And it will improve you aim too!!!

 

[SoKlueles]

Ill take pictures

 

[Gymgurl]

I don't know....if he is as big as he claims it might take two hands to hold on to that thing!!

 

[Mr. Black]

You guys really should start packing your bags

 

[onerepmaximum]

Have you ever seen Me, Myself and Irene? That whole "piss deflection after sex" thing has a scene devoted to it. Pretty funny. I'm not sure what to do about it, but I'd rather have that problem than not. Ya dig?

 

[GoldenDelicious]

bro, just sit on the toilet and point your schlong down into the bowl

now go find the cleaners office and slip a 20$ under the door you slob

yuuuuuk

 

[onerepmaximum]

bro, just sit on the toilet and point your schlong down into the bowl

now go find the cleaners office and slip a 20$ under the door you slob

yuuuuuk

I don't know bro, their is something very wrong with a guy sitting down to pee in my opinion. It screams "I'm neutered!"

 

[fsupat70]

its like glue your pecker hole is glued shut, hate it when that happens

 

[Mr. Black]

bro, just sit on the toilet and point your schlong down into the bowl

Most times after sex my cock stays hard for quite a while, theres no way I could sit and bend it pointing towards the bowl.OUCH!

 

[fsupat70]

Most times after sex my cock stays hard for quite a while, theres no way I could sit and bend it pointing towards the bowl.OUCH!

im good at that, you have to bend your back a certain way

 

[SC4EVA]

lol

 

[SoKlueles]

pecker hole i

 

[Mr. Black]

Yeah I know what your talking about. I use that practice when I have to piss with a hard on. Its like a half squat while bending your back a little. Still I would never sit on the toilet to piss with even a mild boner, my cock would be hanging in the water.

 

[juve]

holy shit, i'm not alone! after a really intense orgasm, every time i want to take a piss it hurts, sometimes more sometimes less but the pain is kinda sharp; and you can feel the stream going through your cock, then there's a slight delay and then BAM all over the fucking toilet. And when I try to sit on a toilet to take a piss my cock dips into water - fk'n gross, and cold..

mr.black: i want to eat your avatar

 

[sh4dowf4lcon]

love your butterfly avvytrino, but No my plumbing is fine - thanks

 

[Gymgurl]

Yeah I know what your talking about. I use that practice when I have to piss with a hard on. Its like a half squat while bending your back a little. Still I would never sit on the toilet to piss with even a mild boner, my cock would be hanging in the water.

see Soklueles.....told ya he was big lol

 

[SoKlueles]

I want proof Gymgurl..dont u?

 

[Mr. Black]

Hmmmm

 

[IJ26]

same shit happens to me, i think your theory is right on the money

 

[sh4dowf4lcon]

 

[chewyxrage]

dude all you have to do is make her get all your jizz out.

say something like "Uh....your not done." then get some post-jizz head.

 

[VitalRemains]

I hate when this shit happens. Gets annoying as fuck nailing the entire bathroom with piss

 

[Gymgurl]

and us wifes/girlfriends hate cleaning up after you guys!

 

[SoKlueles]

Amen sister.....do like you do when u pump gas... when you finish....u know how gas still comes out of the hose?? You just shake it till it dont come out anymore. Then u shut lid....and go on ur merry way. No mess whatsoever

 

[BileStew]

Amen sister.....do like you do when u pump gas... when you finish....u know how gas still comes out of the hose?? You just shake it till it dont come out anymore. Then u shut lid....and go on ur merry way. No mess whatsoever

You guys pump your own gas?

Haha

 

[Mr. Black]

Klueless is multi-talented

 

[SoKlueles]

Klueless is multi-talented

Yes my dear, I am multi talented. I can give a bj and pump gas at the same time....

 

[Mr. Black]

You could probably bake a cake while getting fucked up the ass too eh?

 

[SoKlueles]

Yes.....and any kind of cake u want either....and I ice the cake too and put pretty little flowers to decorate

 

[Gymgurl]

LOLOLOLOL..yep she is multitasking!! Would that be a cream filled cake for you Mr. Black??

 

[Mr. Black]

Yes..."creme-a-la Klueless", Gymgurl you help contribute in with the cream as well

 

[SoKlueles]

Oh dear

 

[Gymgurl]

ahhhhhhh.....you mean the frosting!

 

[Mr. Black]

Yum yum I can't wait for my cake. Girls, do you ship to Canada?

 

[Gymgurl]

We sure can......Just for you....keep you hot in the cold winter

 

[Mr. Black]

I might need more than just a cake....

 

[Gymgurl]

Need a Muff or two to keep ya warm???

 

[Mr. Black]

Ummmm, well actually yes I do. 2 for me please. Are they liquid cooled?

 

[Gymgurl]

LOLOLOLOLOL

 

[sweetnes11]

I don't know....if he is as big as he claims it might take two hands to hold on to that thing!!

I always heard it takes two hands to handle a whopper

 

[GoldenDelicious]

I don't know bro, their is something very wrong with a guy sitting down to pee in my opinion. It screams "I'm neutered!"

pissing on the floor will get you neutered tho

well it would if you were my housemate...something about housemates they piss you off like no one else can