Any guys have problems pissing straight after blowing a load?

[Mr. Black]

The other day after having a quick fuck at lunch, I returned to work and had to piss. Well I whipped out my cock and started to piss, but my stream went everywhere. It hit the front of the bowl, the floor, it even hit parts of the bathroom cabinet. Just couldn't seem to keep the flow straight. What a fucking mess. This has happened before but never this bad. Anyone experience this problem? My guess is that there still must be cum droplets somewhere in my urethra which is deflecting my piss.

 

[Gymgurl]

Well baby I can't help ya out on this one!!! next time I will hold it for you lol

 

[Mr. Black]

You have no idea how much that thought turns me on...

 

[Gymgurl]

And it will improve you aim too!!!

 

[SoKlueles]

Ill take pictures

 

[Gymgurl]

I don't know....if he is as big as he claims it might take two hands to hold on to that thing!!

 

[Mr. Black]

You guys really should start packing your bags

 

[onerepmaximum]

Have you ever seen Me, Myself and Irene? That whole "piss deflection after sex" thing has a scene devoted to it. Pretty funny. I'm not sure what to do about it, but I'd rather have that problem than not. Ya dig?

 

[GoldenDelicious]

bro, just sit on the toilet and point your schlong down into the bowl

now go find the cleaners office and slip a 20$ under the door you slob

yuuuuuk

 

[onerepmaximum]

bro, just sit on the toilet and point your schlong down into the bowl

now go find the cleaners office and slip a 20$ under the door you slob

yuuuuuk

I don't know bro, their is something very wrong with a guy sitting down to pee in my opinion. It screams "I'm neutered!"