My life sucks right now. My girlfriend just left me and I`m feeling down. Also, 16 women called,E-Mailed and IM`ed me today before lunch. I had sex with 3 of them on my break at work. OH my life sucks, what should I do, I can`t stop thinking about my ex.
Gotta go now, I have a date with 3 cheerleaders, one of them licked my asshole.
I`m going rafting again at the Playboy Mansion... My life sucks... When will this end?