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napolean22

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So the girl I am fucking now is not opposed to anal. Not that I have a problem with blowing my load in that sweet little ass... BUT, she never seems to get up and go to the bathroom after to "clean up". I go to the bathroom and wipe the smell off my dick. I was just really grossed out the other day when I picked up the boxers I let her sleep in that night, and they smell of ass and cum. Does she really just sleep and let that shit ooze out? Fucking Sick! I am now turned off from her.
 
pull out and do ass to mouth....she'll figure it out.
 
lol

send her to my place for a night
(just one night, and thankx for the heads up about not letting here wear my boxers to bed)
 
napolean22 said:
Does she really just sleep and let that shit ooze out? Fucking Sick! I am now turned off from her.
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After getting a good assfucking alot of women are simply too drained to even bother worrying about it. Who cares anyways? Just change your sheets and make sure you give her asshole a good scrubbing the next shower.
 
you should be happy, I've never been with a girl who doesn't bitch and moan about a dick in her butt except this stripper I dated and I was too afraid to put it up there.
 
Anal sex rocks...dang i need some good butt love
 
hehe, is it bad to love good butt love? I never liked it till i was with my ex, and I guess he showed me the ropes...and i discovered astroglide:)
 
Astroglide is the greatest invention ever. I love to let it drip down her ass crack, rub it all over and into her ass, lick it all off then rub in some more before I work my way inside that fudge tunnel for the real thang. I'm gonna be SoKlueles' first black man. She'll be ruined after that so y'all better get it while the gettin is still good.
 
Yeah astroglide is the best. KY jelly is just sticky..I keep astroglide on hand for spur of the moment butt love:)

DT how do u know I havent been with a black man already?
 
Speaking of anal ediate, I always get screamed at if I blow it in her ass. Only had 2 women who were willing to try but I got screamed at both times, is this normal or did I just happen to get two that had issues with it?
 
AlbinoRhino said:
Speaking of anal ediate, I always get screamed at if I blow it in her ass. Only had 2 women who were willing to try but I got screamed at both times, is this normal or did I just happen to get two that had issues with it?
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This is not normal. Find new women that love cum in their bum :)
 
SoKlueles said:
Yeah astroglide is the best. KY jelly is just sticky..I keep astroglide on hand for spur of the moment butt love:)

DT how do u know I havent been with a black man already?
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You live in the boondocks. The only brothas within 50 miles of you probably don't speak legible english.
 
The Cum is in the Bum... the Cum is in the Bum... Look at her the Cum is in her Bum
 
SoKlueles said:
Anal sex rocks...dang i need some good butt love
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Would you let me blow it all over your ass cheeks?
 
napolean22 said:
So the girl I am fucking now is not opposed to anal. Not that I have a problem with blowing my load in that sweet little ass... BUT, she never seems to get up and go to the bathroom after to "clean up". I go to the bathroom and wipe the smell off my dick. I was just really grossed out the other day when I picked up the boxers I let her sleep in that night, and they smell of ass and cum. Does she really just sleep and let that shit ooze out? Fucking Sick! I am now turned off from her.
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damn bro!!! beggars can't be choosy!!! at least you are getting to hit the tater hole, just be happy! sheesh, the nerve of some people.lol
 
Your mama so fat that when she takes a shit her ass looks like:
AlbinoRhino said:
two pigs fighting over a milkdud :)
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Yeah my x would always get slopy and shit and then just go to sleep. The only way she would go to the bath room was if i blew it on her or she had to go to the bath room. I thought it was alittle nasty of her but hey????

E
 
napolean22 said:
So the girl I am fucking now is not opposed to anal. Not that I have a problem with blowing my load in that sweet little ass... BUT, she never seems to get up and go to the bathroom after to "clean up". I go to the bathroom and wipe the smell off my dick. I was just really grossed out the other day when I picked up the boxers I let her sleep in that night, and they smell of ass and cum. Does she really just sleep and let that shit ooze out? Fucking Sick! I am now turned off from her.
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neat girl...
:FRlol:
 
you should always clean up after you have had a little butt love...be nice to your date and clean up! 2 minutes in the bathroom makes all the difference in the rest of the night. [assuming you can both sleep around the wet spot on the sheets.]
 
top2bottomdfw said:
you should always clean up after you have had a little butt love...be nice to your date and clean up! 2 minutes in the bathroom makes all the difference in the rest of the night. [assuming you can both sleep around the wet spot on the sheets.]
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I met this guy who shot porn movies, he was the director but he always phuct the actresses too

he said that he had a lot of mishaps, it was embarassing he had to ask the girls if they had taken a grunt recently, because sometimes if they hadn't

they'd be gettin' popped in the pooper and then when the guy pulled out

a brown plop would come out right after he pulled out

and the girl would sometimes try to catch it with their hand and he would be like 'god eww don't touch it'

god I can't wait till I finally get to try it
 
Dude,
If her not running to the bathroom turns you off you gotta get over it. Sex is messy especially anal. If she is giving you three holes to plug you should be grateful man. As long as she showers the next day who gives a shit (pun intended).
Jake
 
ElvisP said:
Dude,
If her not running to the bathroom turns you off you gotta get over it. Sex is messy especially anal. If she is giving you three holes to plug you should be grateful man. As long as she showers the next day who gives a shit (pun intended).
Jake
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Yea, shit like that happens, you shouldnt make a big stink over it.
 
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