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[TheProject]

I am the bor-god...I am free...and I feed on all that is forsaken
I'm gonna get you....I see through you...I'm gonna get you

 

[DeepZenPill]

what's up bors

 

[spatts]

2thick probably thinks I'm a transborite.

 

[DeepZenPill]

yeah nobody can tell now without your aardvatard

 

[slobberknocker]

yeah nobody can tell now without your aardvatard

anavatar

 

[Pikaia]

There's a mole in the bor-society, and I know who s/he is.

 

[slobberknocker]

There's a mole on my penis.

 

[Lumberg]

I drink Stout and Hefeweizen and have a squat rack at home.

Lucky I do since I didn't realize that's what we're all about

 

[slobberknocker]

I got some whips and big rubber dildos at home.

Lucky I do since I didn't realize that's what we're all about

 

[Lumberg]

I weigh One hundred and twenty-five pounds and can squat almost that much for reps. I deadlift 25# dumbells.

I also Root Beer when I get my allowance, and my mom packs Capri-Sun in my lunchbox so you know I be juicin'