Holy crap, ladies. You're all starting to sound really desperate. (and a little like Hamstershaver over there in C&C. )
What happened with "Playing Hard to Get"? Oh - wait. THE SHADOW is being forced into that role. This reminds me of when my mother took all her friends out to the All-Male-Review. When I saw the pictures, I swore they had attacked those poor young men.
Shadow is probably happy he has a computer and miles of fiber optics to protect him.