Advising a chick about your penis does not always work......

[Testosterone boy]

My vacations are generally seen through a haze of testosterone that takes a few days to subside after returning. Pretty much gone after a few days of catching up.

I returned from the sex jungle of South Beach and Fantasy Fest, where my package got groped three different times, and advised a new aquaintance that my package had indeed garnered several compliments.


She has since disappeared.

WTF man. You know that if I was gay and advised a new acquaintance of the same information, my stock would rise like a democrat was in the Oval Office.


Chicks. They ain't no fun man.

 

[t3c]

this is too jumbled for me...so i summerized for other members:

i am gay.

 

[Testosterone boy]

Re: Re: Advising a chick about your penis does not always work......

Damn...........it would be so cool if T boy was gay.

Say what?

 

[KillahBee]

I am gay.


Chicks. They ain't no man.

 

[Testosterone boy]

You gentlemen can wish all you desire. Won't change a thing.


Some would concur however for I have been known to wear cargo shorts with Speedos underneath them.

 

[mrjoker5150]

Re: Re: Advising a chick about your penis does not always work......

this is too jumbled for me...so i summerized for other members:

hahahaha...

 

[velvett]

Does this mean it's a small package or a large one?

 

[Testosterone boy]

Does this mean it's a small package or a large one?

Well...........since you asked. Ahem........it has been called big or pretty big several times. My hands are 8 1/2 inches and they are the exact same size.


Still.......I so wish that it was just friggin huge. About 5 pounds or so.

It is perfectly shaped however, I can not complain.

Too much detail?


Problem with groping is that some men get hard instantly and I get compared to them. It takes me about 30 seconds to respond to groping. By then female judgement has been passed. And I have a partial woody 20 seconds too late.

 

[velvett]

Problem with groping is that some men get hard instantly and I get compared to them. It takes me about 30 seconds to respond to groping. By then female judgement has been passed. And I have a partial woody 20 seconds too late.

Stop dating girls.

 

[Testosterone boy]

Stop dating girls.

Should I then date boys?


The gropers were strangers who apparently felt attracted to me. Two girls literally jumped out of the crowd and started rubbing their butts against mine.

Fun for a bit but exactly how long should one one rub butts while ones friends are watching. OK........hell with the friends. I was marching in a parade and a lot of eyes were on me rubbing butts.

The butt part was all good fun but then I was marching around with a partial woody which I always find embarassing. I will say that the female reaction to a partial woody is frequently quite pleasing however.