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the.gladiator1987

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OK, so check it out. Im 21 5'9 183 lbs. Pretty strong. This fool wants to fight me because i had sex with his "girl" like 6 months ago. I say girl because they arent even dating he is jus obsessed with her. I didnt know that at the time and i didnt even know who he was back then.

Well 2 weeks ago she tells him we had sex, now he wants to beat my ass. Hes about 6'1" 245 lbs. He weighs 60+ lbs more. And he is an alright fighter. Ive been tryin to squash it but its not happening. Im starting to understand that you win some, you lose some. I want to be able to put a fight against him, any advice/tips in case i run into him?
 
dont run into him. Youve been threatened with bodily harm, call the cops right now and tell them the story and that you have been threatened with bodily harm. The cops should do something about it.
this is a no brainer
 
superdave said:
dont run into him. Youve been threatened with bodily harm, call the cops right now and tell them the story and that you have been threatened with bodily harm. The cops should do something about it.
this is a no brainer
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Cops won't do much at this point.

When in doubt choke him out.
 
Should i call the cops? I dont care what people say about being a bitch for callin the cops, im about to get married and i dont want no fucked up face at my wedding. Ill keep the choking him in mind haha thanks, anything else?

And smurfy she even went as far as to to tell him that i "took advantage" of her. HAHA wtf? After tellin me im so gourgeous and usually she doesnt just sleep with people :p
 
the.gladiator1987 said:
ur right i need to just fuck him up with a bat or something. or a gun. but i guess im just looking for advice like how to fight a guy 60lbs more than you
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you cant look good at your wedding while in jail either. if you had a concealed handgun license and he knew that i bet that would deter him big time without even having to pull the gun out but im guessing thats not an option. carry a knife or something, but only use it if he makes a move.
 
Weapons are out except the ghetto weapons. Small bat in the car, roll of quarters are a good sub for brass knuckles. Tip: get quarters from the bank that are sealed well so when you hit him the end doesn't fly open and quarters go everywhere. LOL.

You're in trouble on this one. You're giving 5 inches and 60 lbs. Only option there is an in close fight and get under him where you should be able to throw him. Throw, choke. Get a hold of a leg or arm and try to break it or at least make it unuseable. Couple of tips for you.

I would just tell the guy you didn't screw her and she's just trying to piss him off. Then ask what he did to piss her off. Asking questions always calms down or confuses people. Of course if he doesn't give you a chance to talk that goes out the window.

Good luck with all this. I would avoid him till after the wedding unless there is no way to avoid him.
 
Hey man, for real I have been stabbed. It didn't stop me from continuing choking a fcker til his eyes were rolling. I was bleeding very badly on the way to the hospital. The Wahmbulance had to call a guy who worked at the hospital to meet us and we stopped on the side of the road so he could try and stop the bleeding. My left muscle that connects right above my elbow was sliced, and it went through a mainline there. Fucker just looked at me when he stabbed me because The knife was in my arm and then he was defenseless. I had my elbow stuck right on his throat and was pressing just enough to let him know I had control until the cops came.
Needless to say, I may have been stabbed, but that fucker knew I could have collapsed his airway right there. Next time though its fuck it for me. Someone stabs me I will do my best to kill them. And I am quite serious about it.

The best bet is if ya lose, ya lose bro............ no biggie. At least, and I mean least, you have tomorrow.

Good luck and I hope ya kick his fucking ass for fucking with someone 60 lbs lighter than himself. What a wuss.

Walli
 
what I would do...........if the circumstances are exactly as you describe it...I would talk to the guy at a public place, basically explain reason and logic to him........and than just either fight or part ways. Make it clear you have no interest in fighting him since he's clearly bigger than you are, this soothes his ego. Relate to him in a subtle manner that he's going to look like a vagina for beating up a dude 60 pounds lighter than him for basically nothing. Make sure he understands that not only did you "NOT" take advantage of the beezy.......but that she came after you and you had no idea of his relationship, or lacktherof, with her. "Usually", when one dude manages to expose the inherant skeezy and sketchiness of the opposite sex.......we usually come to our senses. But like I said, if he really wants to roll.......just get it over with. Have a bunch dudes around that can stop the thing from becoming too serious. Like it get's broken up once it's clear on of you got your ass beat. So in that case you come away with a few lumps, but it's buried.
 
Fuck it. Bitch move or not. When a dude is much larger than you and coming at you in the wrong, kick him in the fuckin nuts, then uppercut his ass and walk away.
 
kick him in the balls
kick him in the knees
grab his balls and dont let go.
fish hook his big mouth
elbow his big head
break his teeth
take an eye out if you can
head butt him
try to break the bone in his ass if you have steel toe boots on.



I'll try to think of some more later.


oh yah bite his fucking nose off
 
Scare the shit out of him.

By thursday you tell me if you still want to or not attack me.

Cuz if you do - by sat i'll hire a couple guys to kick the living fuck out of you and trash your car and apartment too.

Always ask yourself, what would Tony Soprano do????

3 big black guys > You.

FEAR my friend, is the scariest weapon in the world. Ask any gang who control neigbhorhoods.

r
 
if your not used to or skilled in fighting dont do it bro unless your willing to take a ass whipping and then know he got the best of you. take the lighter road rule with intimidation it always works make him afraid to even look at you no mater what cost bro.
 
the.gladiator1987 said:
OK, so check it out. Im 21 5'9 183 lbs. Pretty strong. This fool wants to fight me because i had sex with his "girl" like 6 months ago. I say girl because they arent even dating he is jus obsessed with her. I didnt know that at the time and i didnt even know who he was back then.

Well 2 weeks ago she tells him we had sex, now he wants to beat my ass. Hes about 6'1" 245 lbs. He weighs 60+ lbs more. And he is an alright fighter. Ive been tryin to squash it but its not happening. Im starting to understand that you win some, you lose some. I want to be able to put a fight against him, any advice/tips in case i run into him?
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try using logic "c'mon man the slut isnt worth it"?

say that to him?

people in general are just fucking stupid
 
you could always go baller on him and pull the

"you better be ready to kill me because untill im dead or unconcious i will tear you the fuck up"

and then grab for things that stick out...rip fingers off, rip ears off, smash in noses, tear at lips and other soft tissue...maybe try and tear his throat out if you like prison beds.

in pretty much every wrestling tournament i ever went to, by the end of it the refs would come up to me and say "youv had multiple warnings...try and rip off one more finger and youre out". then i knew it was time to follow the rules
 
you gotta get him first, sneak up on his ass with a louisville slugger and crush his knee, his ass will drop to the ground, then harlem stomp his head till his brains come out his ears then muster up your nastiest loogie and spit on whats left of his face
 
get bit by a genetically engineered spider and use spider sense to block his punches, then jump flip kick him across the school
 
the.gladiator1987 said:
Should i call the cops? I dont care what people say about being a bitch for callin the cops, im about to get married and i dont want no fucked up face at my wedding. Ill keep the choking him in mind haha thanks, anything else?

And smurfy she even went as far as to to tell him that i "took advantage" of her. HAHA wtf? After tellin me im so gourgeous and usually she doesnt just sleep with people :p
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So you cheated on your fiance????
 
the.gladiator1987 said:
OK, so check it out. Im 21 5'9 183 lbs. Pretty strong. This fool wants to fight me because i had sex with his "girl" like 6 months ago. I say girl because they arent even dating he is jus obsessed with her. I didnt know that at the time and i didnt even know who he was back then.

Well 2 weeks ago she tells him we had sex, now he wants to beat my ass. Hes about 6'1" 245 lbs. He weighs 60+ lbs more. And he is an alright fighter. Ive been tryin to squash it but its not happening. Im starting to understand that you win some, you lose some. I want to be able to put a fight against him, any advice/tips in case i run into him?
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Post up a double bicep picture and then further instructions will follow.
 
the.gladiator1987 said:
HAHA some of u guys are funny as fuck, but no we were not together at that time.

I decided that if i see this mother fucker im gonna make sure i cheap shot him every way i can. Even with a knife. So gun or no gun?
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I'm not buying this.............
 
go up to him.....look him dead in the eyes.....spit a nice goober at him......and then RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
punch him in the throat. if you get close enough, slam your head into his nose as hard as you can. hook punch him in the temple, or side of the neck. Any of these done with any sort of coordination or skill will give you enough time to do some serious damage to dude while he tries to recover from the above.
 
Just tell him you dont know karate but you know KARAZEEE.


Or you could knock his punk ass out with a bat,put this mother fucker in the trunk and bury his bitch ass!!! Problem solved - forever!
Silent
 
IMO i wouldn't fight him.

Just tell him to piss off and get over it. If he persists, then tell the police.

You shouldn't fight people. If it's a spurr of the moment thing, it's different. But, when this guy is threatening you tell him you'll just call the police if he keeps it up.


Maybe the guy is a complete psycho and stabs you or worse. Avoid the situation if you can. It's not being a pussy.

Besides he's obviously way bigger than you.

A hand to hand fight might end badly for you.
 
Fighting over a bitch is the gayest thing ever. Now asking how you could beat another guy on a board is soooo last decade. Wanne be sure to win ? Bring some mace, taser, gun, mexicans, ninjas or the Homeland Security...
 
pistol whip that fool. but then again don't bring a gun unless you intend to use it. and i sure you ain't no killer so its pointless. basically if youre gonna fight him man up and go in with a strategy and not rage. if he's got hair pull it and ram a thumb in his eye or just hit him in the nuts. or weather the storm in the fetal position and get him after he's winded. just make sure to cover your face and hope he isn't wearing any shoes. lol
 
manny78 said:
Fighting over a bitch is the gayest thing ever. Now asking how you could beat another guy on a board is soooo last decade. Wanne be sure to win ? Bring some mace, taser, gun, mexicans, ninjas or the Homeland Security...
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lol, there was a west side story meetup to brawl with the kids inthe grade above me in highschool...

one dude brought ms-13 kids with him, and obviously that side one...once the underdogs friends saw the guns and baseball bats they got the fuck out of there...and left the kid to get beaten near death
 
LMFAO. Dude, you better hurt him very bad with the knife. When people get stabbed in a fight and they don't know it, they keep going. I warned ya. Your a fool not to believe. But then again, You might as well stab him. Go ahead and sit in jail for carrying a weapon and attempted murder. That's a reasonable approach. You better not bring a knife or gun anywhere.

I call bullshit...... This is beginning to make me think I need my knee high plastic boots on.
 
BTW, do you just realize that you went on a public forum and said you were going to carry a knife and stab someone. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

I would do what DaBuffGuy said...... He is a pretty reasonable guy ya know.
 
walliwalibus said:
BTW, do you just realize that you went on a public forum and said you were going to carry a knife and stab someone. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

I would do what DaBuffGuy said...... He is a pretty reasonable guy ya know.
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Ive seen way worse in the C+C! :)

And besides, the only guy who knows of the law is eddy and he doesnt check in here ever

Im gonna avoid him. Im over the stage of being cool and shit, im gettin married and im trying to develop some class, not be a punk. Only reason i said id bring a gun/knife is because he has threatened to kill me and i dont know if i wouldnt ever bump into him on accident
 
Razorguns said:
I love shit like this. Weeds out the gene pool.

r
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LMAO:artist:




I've seen this very situation happen before. My frined texted me a msg. "You wanna fight some guy with me tonight?"

I was like " hell yeah, I'll kick his ass"

Then I thought about it again and told my friend to just let it be. The guy was calling my friend to fight because my friend is the EX of this guys current girlfriend.

We could have hopped in the car right there, went out and beat his ass and come back. But, instead I told him to tell the guy to get real and leave him alone. Nothing ever happened, No fight, no overnight stay in "da clink".

This guy is obviously just a stupid asshole trying to prove his primitiva cavemanliness to his newfound skank of a girl. Let him be and it should go away. If he insists on harrassing you then call the police and tell them you have been repeatedly harrassed by this guy and that he needs a talking to. Let them deal with it.
 
TELL THE COPS. for fuck sake tell the damn cops. the earlier posters were right, they probably won't do anything. BUT: if you do run into this guy and you cheapshot/choke/stab/shoot this guy and ruin his shit, at least the cops will have it on record that HE was the one threatening YOU when they arrest you and look into your case. This will probly get you off on self-defense, instead of you likely doing time otherwise
 
For fuck sake no guns, Ive seen too many of those First 48 Hours shows to know that if you shoot his ass for starting shit with you, that = 2nd degree murder or 1st degree manslaughter minimum. that some serious jailtime.
 
Just tell him to deal with it. People have fucked each other since the beginning of time, he is not going to change the history of the world by kicking the shit out of you.
 
superdave said:
For fuck sake no guns, Ive seen too many of those First 48 Hours shows to know that if you shoot his ass for starting shit with you, that = 2nd degree murder or 1st degree manslaughter minimum. that some serious jailtime.
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Whoever suggested a gun is a dumbshit:biggrin:
 
haha yea no gun, no more jail for me either. One month was enough.

Im gonna tell the cops. his mom happens to be a cop, or used to be one of those cops that raid houses with drugs. She used tasers and all that shit, but you think she could let him go off easy? Fuck that i want this punk in jail. He said he wasnt worried about jail, but well see when he has to get strip searched and blow Big Bob
 
Just get a bunch of D-bol, test, take it for about 6 weeks, then load up on opium and heroin and kick his ass. Just throw on 30 pounds and fight him...
JK He is an asshat he will go away. And if he doesn't well you shouldn't have stuck your dick in there. Hopefully you wore a rubber becuase you might be a daddy soon.
 
Doesn't this remind you guys of any club on Saturday Night, after closing when all the loser guys come out with no women, pissed off, testorone high - wanting to fight one another to prove how tough they are :)

Stupid young men taking each other out. Society wins! Why do you think no one has ever tried to stop gang violence??!

r
 
Keep your hands up, your chin tucked, and never cross your feet.
 
Arabian said:
Take a warrant out for him for threaten you...
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A warrent? WTF? You cant take out a warrent. Maybe a restraining order but not a warrent...
 
if you get a recording of his threats you can get a felony intimidation charge against him. a friend of mine's ex did it to him after she fucked his best friend and he beat his ass. she happened to be by a cop when he was on the phone telling her how he was going to beat the guy down daily. not good for my friend. cost him lots of $$$$.
 
DannoMight said:
if you get a recording of his threats you can get a felony intimidation charge against him. a friend of mine's ex did it to him after she fucked his best friend and he beat his ass. she happened to be by a cop when he was on the phone telling her how he was going to beat the guy down daily. not good for my friend. cost him lots of $$$$.
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Does this mean i could get paid if i recorded his threats?

I had another idea too. it was to let him beat the shiut out of me and then sue him for hella money. I wouldnt mind having a broken nose for a lot of $$$ :p
 
the.gladiator1987 said:
Does this mean i could get paid if i recorded his threats?

I had another idea too. it was to let him beat the shiut out of me and then sue him for hella money. I wouldnt mind having a broken nose for a lot of $$$ :p
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not quite for the threats but if he beats you up and you have any medical bills that were the direct cause of his actions I'm sure you would be compensated those and then some.
 
the.gladiator1987 said:
Does this mean i could get paid if i recorded his threats?

I had another idea too. it was to let him beat the shiut out of me and then sue him for hella money. I wouldnt mind having a broken nose for a lot of $$$ :p
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civil suits mean jack squat, they arent enforceable after a judgment is rendered. Remember OJ and Ron Goldmans suit? Shit was like $30million and the Goldmans didnt get squat because its up to the defendant to pay if he feels like it, no one can force him. All you will get is your ass kicked and medical bills that you still have to pay.
 
You call him and tell him to meet you on some old country road and you guys play chicken in your cars.Settle it like real men used to,like on Happy Days.
 
knee caps, shins , crotch , ankles
disable this muther fucker quick !

Im only 5'8 and 215 feel your pain about the height thing. Don't be afraid to take " sissy shots " fuck it your not trying to impress anyone. long hair ? rip it out . Does this guy have a bad leg or arm from a old accident ? make it your firts prority to rebreak it.
 
just have a friend of yours who's huge "on call." and if the dude comes around call him and 2v1 the bastard. if cops call call self defense. its two words against one. my buddy bear is always around me and hes a 400lb powerlifter. so if people try and kick my ass hes got my back.
 
nimbus said:
TELL THE COPS. for fuck sake tell the damn cops. the earlier posters were right, they probably won't do anything. BUT: if you do run into this guy and you cheapshot/choke/stab/shoot this guy and ruin his shit, at least the cops will have it on record that HE was the one threatening YOU when they arrest you and look into your case. This will probly get you off on self-defense, instead of you likely doing time otherwise
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you call the cops yet?
 
You guys have to be careful taking when using the 'self defense' argument to shield yourself from the legal repercussions of fighting. State laws don't universally recognize your right to defend yourself from others trying to cause you injury. If you claim 'self defense' you may have just admitted, "I committed assault and battery" according to your state laws.
 
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