AAP's Blog for 6/26/08

[AAP]

AAP's Blog for 6/26/08

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Top o the morning kiddos.

While awaiting my flight I thought to myself and said "you know, I bet the AAPites on EF would love to know what I am thinking right now." Wouldn't you? Of course you would. So here we go.

First up - Gay Pride. I don't go. I don't care. Because it isn't as much "gay" as it is lame ass heterosexuals showing up. 70% of the people there are straight. Fuck bitches, get your own parade. You can spot the straighties easily too. They are the middle age men with tummy's over their belts and sleeveless Abercombie shirts.

* Regarding the above "straight pride parade" statement. I think I see why it doesn't exist. Everytime you see the people that would show up, you would have 10 reasons to be ashamed of those bitches in the parade.

* There is a Scion commerical playing. Do those things look like washing machines on wheels or what?

* I laugh when the FAUX news keeps talking about how the "tax thing" is a Dem thing. I suppose we are paying for a trillion dollar war with food stamps. Personally, we gonna pay taxes either way, so might as well for things here in the US with it.

* When a queer tells his friends "I can't believe you guys were so mean..." well it's obvious that he hasn't been out of the closet very long to notice.

* Why do straight realtors find it necessary to put pictures of their faces on their ads? Do they think that busted thing is going to help them sell more real estate?

*Since I will be visiting some titty bars tonight I will just go ahead and tell you that I find nothing more pathetic than straight men in titty bars acting like these women in there would give them the time of day if they were not holding out money. Out of shape, lowly educated, and way out of their league for even LOOKING in the direction of these women. But for $20, they can feel -almost- as attractive as I am with the attention the women give them. For 60 seconds.

*(ad on tv for psych help) I feel bad for those people paying therapists. It makes me realize that they haven't discovered EF yet.

* The biggest single motivator for straight men in a gym is a lesbian. When that butch girl lifts more weight than you, perhaps you should just cancel your membership and instead tend to her 27 cats and set up her potluck dinner while she is in there deadlifting.

* Sometimes I really hate being buff and hot because that's what all the men and women want me for.

* Two worse things a woman can put on her ass...a tramp stamp and dumb ass designer jeans with no back pockets

* Not to let the men off easy... but how many of you bitches really admire that tribal tattoo on your arm nowdays?

* Something I never understood about drag queens. Why do they all have bad teeth? I mean dressing up as a woman is one thing.. but dressing up as a british woman just crosses the line.

* I hope my flight attendant is hot.

 

[bw1]

lmfao!

 

[puddlemonkey]

cliff notes?

 

[puddlemonkey]

lmfao!

Like you read all that.

 

[rnch]

AAP in a titty bar??? u must be "entertaining" clients?

 

[Powerbuilder333]

Funny.

 

[bw1]

Like you read all that.

Bro, I did....I can cliff it for ya

*Stay the fuck out of gay parades st8'y, you're fat
*Faux news sucks they are the devil
*Gay's are mean
*Str8'y gets scammeed by stripper trash
*Only nut jobs go to therapists, come here instead
*Women don't know how to dress(Agree)
*AAP's hawt
*Fat chance my flight attendent will be hawt, probably a dumptruck
*Drag Queens are from Britan

 

[AAP]

*Drag Queens are from Britan

Sugalicious

 

[AAP]

cliff notes?

puddlesofmonkeynoKhitlikehershould

 

[the_alcatraz]

lol....

 

[puddlemonkey]

Bro, I did....I can cliff it for ya

*Stay the fuck out of gay parades st8'y, you're fat
*Faux news sucks they are the devil
*Gay's are mean
*Str8'y gets scammeed by stripper trash
*Only nut jobs go to therapists, come here instead
*Women don't know how to dress(Agree)
*AAP's hawt
*Fat chance my flight attendent will be hawt, probably a dumptruck
*Drag Queens are from Britan

good egg alert!

 

[Scotsman]

Good work AAP. I feel you on the strip club thing, for some reason strippers frickin love me even when they find out I'm not signing my paycheck over to them.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[Basikstylz]

ouch... I have a tribal arm band.... :-(





haha.... I'm not "in love with it" but I don't dislike it.

 

[Basikstylz]

You must spread some Karma around before giving it to AAP again.

 

[puddlemonkey]

*Since I will be visiting some titty bars tonight I will just go ahead and tell you that I find nothing more pathetic than straight men in titty bars acting like these women in there would give them the time of day if they were not holding out money.

How dare you! I've dated more strippers than you've had herpes breakouts! If you know what you're doing you can talk your way into any womans pants, regardless of $.

 

[AAP]

How dare you! I've dated more strippers than you've had herpes breakouts! If you know what you're doing you can talk your way into any womans pants, regardless of $.

You must have dated one. Because my tally of herpes is zero.

Who has time to talk to women. I just show up and ignore the shit out of them. Makes them want you more.

 

[jerseyrugger76]

First up - Gay Pride. I don't go. I don't care. Because it isn't as much "gay" as it is lame ass heterosexuals showing up. 70% of the people there are straight. Fuck bitches, get your own parade. You can spot the straighties easily too. They are the middle age men with tummy's over their belts and sleeveless Abercombie shirts.

Translation: AAP is still in denial that most gay men actually look like average guys.

I laugh when the FAUX news keeps talking about how the "tax thing" is a Dem thing. I suppose we are paying for a trillion dollar war with food stamps. Personally, we gonna pay taxes either way, so might as well for things here in the US with it.

Translation: I only watch CNN.

When a queer tells his friends "I can't believe you guys were so mean..." well it's obvious that he hasn't been out of the closet very long to notice.

Translation: Gays in general, AAP in particular, are hateful bitches, just like Christian Conservatives, but with better fashion sense.

Since I will be visiting some titty bars tonight I will just go ahead and tell you that I find nothing more pathetic than straight men in titty bars acting like these women in there would give them the time of day if they were not holding out money. Out of shape, lowly educated, and way out of their league for even LOOKING in the direction of these women. But for $20, they can feel -almost- as attractive as I am with the attention the women give them. For 60 seconds.

Translation: I'm going to play straight for the evening. My cover will be blown, however, when I accidentally describe Brad Pitt as, "Yummmy."

I feel bad for those people paying therapists. It makes me realize that they haven't discovered EF yet.

Translation: EF is my therapist. I wonder why I have so many problems.

Sometimes I really hate being buff and hot because that's what all the men and women want me for.

Translation: I'm hot and just want to emphasize that and pretend that it's some kind of curse because modesty has never been my strong suit.

Not to let the men off easy... but how many of you bitches really admire that tribal tattoo on your arm nowdays?

Translation: I have no tattoos.

Something I never understood about drag queens. Why do they all have bad teeth? I mean dressing up as a woman is one thing.. but dressing up as a british woman just crosses the line.

Translation: When I do my Liza Minelli floor show, I ALWAYS brush and floss beforehand.

I hope my flight attendant is hot.

Translation: I'm wondering if I could trade sexual favors for an extra package of peanuts.

 

[puddlemonkey]

Who has time to talk to women. I just show up and ignore the shit out of them. Makes them want you more.

Don't I know it! The harder you make it for them to figure you out the more cards you hold in your hand. We're playing WAR bitch! Give me all of your eights!!!

 

[jnevin]

Translation: AAP is still in denial that most gay men actually look like average guys.




Translation: I only watch CNN.



Translation: Gays in general, AAP in particular, are hateful bitches, just like Christian Conservatives, but with better fashion sense.



Translation: I'm going to play straight for the evening. My cover will be blown, however, when I accidentally describe Brad Pitt as, "Yummmy."



Translation: EF is my therapist. I wonder why I have so many problems.



Translation: I'm hot and just want to emphasize that and pretend that it's some kind of curse because modesty has never been my strong suit.



Translation: I have no tattoos.



Translation: When I do my Liza Minelli floor show, I ALWAYS brush and floss beforehand.



Translation: I'm wondering if I could trade sexual favors for an extra package of peanuts.

lol

 

[Raptorex]

whats up with all the tramp stamps?

 

[SouthernLord]

you are teh awesome

 

[AAP]

whats up with all the tramp stamps?

Notice that average looking non hot tribal arm band tattoo'd jersey rugger skipped that part huh?

I bet he's got one. That's why.

 

[AAP]

Translation: AAP is still in denial that most gay men actually look like average guys.

Hmmm.... where do you live? AL? Cuz we all hot down here. Some *cough*me*cough* just hotter than others.


Translation: I only watch CNN.

No, just MSNBC

Translation: Gays in general, AAP in particular, are hateful bitches, just like Christian Conservatives, but with better fashion sense.

Now if I were hateful AND grossly ignorant with an IQ lower than my shoe size, you might mistaken me for a christiany conservative

Translation: I'm going to play straight for the evening. My cover will be blown, however, when I accidentally describe Brad Pitt as, "Yummmy."

Please. He's more like MMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmyyyyy! Get it right

Translation: EF is my therapist. I wonder why I have so many problems.

I prefer to be around those in worse shape than myself.

Translation: I'm hot and just want to emphasize that and pretend that it's some kind of curse because modesty has never been my strong suit.

You lost me at "and". So we will just leave the statement with "I'm hot." Why yes. I am.

Translation: I have no tattoos.

There ain't no graffitti on this temple.

Translation: When I do my Liza Minelli floor show, I ALWAYS brush and floss beforehand.

Actually I don't. Then I do all my drag queening on Hee Haw.

Translation: I'm wondering if I could trade sexual favors for an extra package of peanuts.

Peanuts are everything. A peanut pack is the swiss army knife of airlines. It is your pillow, floatation device, seat cushion, when full, dinner, barf bag, parachute when empty.

Keepin it real here bitches.

 

[jerseyrugger76]

Keepin it real here bitches.

LOL. Touché

You must spread some Karma around before giving it to AAP again.

 

[AAP]

LOL. Touché

You must spread some Karma around before giving it to AAP again.

you can still donate, say 64000, via the karma store.

 

[jerseyrugger76]

you can still donate, say 64000, via the karma store.

I ain't no Sugar Daddy. Or Sugarlicious for that matter.

 

[Arabian]

lmao

 

[Spartacus]

AAP's Blog for 6/26/08

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Top o the morning kiddos.

While awaiting my flight I thought to myself and said "you know, I bet the AAPites on EF would love to know what I am thinking right now." Wouldn't you? Of course you would. So here we go.

First up - Gay Pride. I don't go. I don't care. Because it isn't as much "gay" as it is lame ass heterosexuals showing up. 70% of the people there are straight. Fuck bitches, get your own parade. You can spot the straighties easily too. They are the middle age men with tummy's over their belts and sleeveless Abercombie shirts.

* Regarding the above "straight pride parade" statement. I think I see why it doesn't exist. Everytime you see the people that would show up, you would have 10 reasons to be ashamed of those bitches in the parade.

parades are for morons
I'd go to a Ukraine teen graduate day parade
but they don't have enough coin over there to make parades
so the little graduates walk the streets in their sexy little outfits
fuck

 

[milo hobgoblin]

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*Since I will be visiting some titty bars tonight I will just go ahead and tell you that I find nothing more pathetic than straight men in titty bars acting like these women in there would give them the time of day if they were not holding out money. Out of shape, lowly educated, and way out of their league for even LOOKING in the direction of these women. But for $20, they can feel -almost- as attractive as I am with the attention the women give them. For 60 seconds.

.

Im gonna go out on a limb and say you dont know too many strippers personally..

they ARE the female equivalent of the out of shape, lowly, uneducated out of their league men that drool on them.

You do realize that many of those women only look good because they are young and havnt wrinkled or gotten fat yet.. because their lazy meth induced asses never work out.. most strippers are dumb as trucks and have the education of a 4th grade toothless backwoods redneck.

Those men are EXACTLY their league..

 

[Spartacus]

I'm reading through AAP
hang tight
I'm chatting with a MILF who's 17 year old duaghter had hijacked her e-mail account and sent me a message saturday
we're investigating

 

[Spartacus]

Vicki Roberts: my daughter dates a guy who is in alternative rock band
Vicki Roberts: and on the pill too
Vicki Roberts: she didnt start dating until she was 16
Vicki Roberts: and not alot either
Vicki Roberts: i keep a tight hold on my kids
Vicki Roberts: my daughter dont go out every week
Vicki Roberts: thats why i love the country soooooooooo much

 

[Spartacus]

mom is so out of the loop

 

[SpyWizard]

* I hope my flight attendant is hot.

so??/ was he hot??

 

[rnch]

"much ado about nothing" goin' on in this thread

 

[AAP]

so??/ was he hot??

hell no

 

[rnch]

next time fly jet blue.

 

[GUARDIAN]

dont u think the pocketless pants make their asses juicier?

 

[Spartacus]

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Top o the morning kiddos.

* I laugh when the FAUX news keeps talking about how the "tax thing" is a Dem thing. I suppose we are paying for a trillion dollar war with food stamps. Personally, we gonna pay taxes either way, so might as well for things here in the US with it.

it's not a trillion dollar war
but it is a trillion dollar per year military
and I am in agreement with you that we can about halve that budget and still protect and project where we need
after we make the middle east our bitch

 

[Spartacus]

 

[Spartacus]

that's tashika uncle spartacus just got off the phone wit
I called her because she has really been cool and sending me compliments and shit
turns out she's from Jamaica and what really blows my mind is how her accent and word choice mirrors my Russian ex
and she's genuine
and 22

 

[Spartacus]

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Top o the morning kiddos.

* Why do straight realtors find it necessary to put pictures of their faces on their ads? Do they think that busted thing is going to help them sell more real estate?

.

I lol at that as well
it's like glamour shots
and when you've fucked them before and see their glamour shot realtor ad
you don't use them no mo
fag realtors to it too
I think

 

[Spartacus]

 

[Spartacus]

let's see some more tashika eh?
she's down your way AAP
we could meet up
my best bro has a condo down there too

 

[Spartacus]

man that would be a different fuck

 

[Spartacus]

not you AAP

 

[Spartacus]

I wonder if her pussy smells like herb
she said it's sweet

 

[hardrock]

LOL. Good post bro. BTW, was your flight attandent hot?

 

[Spartacus]

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Top o the morning kiddos.



*Since I will be visiting some titty bars tonight I will just go ahead and tell you that I find nothing more pathetic than straight men in titty bars acting like these women in there would give them the time of day if they were not holding out money. Out of shape, lowly educated, and way out of their league for even LOOKING in the direction of these women. But for $20, they can feel -almost- as attractive as I am with the attention the women give them. For 60 seconds.

I've never bought a lap dance in my life
likely never will

 

[Spartacus]

it isn't the 20 bucks
I tip well
I hate when they send out a marginal dancer
and she starts doing her thing in front of you

 

[ceo]

Who has time to talk to women. I just show up and ignore the shit out of them. Makes them want you more.

This is very true!!

 

[AAP]

I wonder if her pussy smells like herb
she said it's sweet

Watch out, it might be sugarlicious in disguise.

 

[jerseyrugger76]

Notice that average looking non hot tribal arm band tattoo'd jersey rugger skipped that part huh?

I bet he's got one. That's why.

No tats on this wall street guy Ms. Circuit queen.

 

[Bikini Mod]

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*Since I will be visiting some titty bars tonight I will just go ahead and tell you that I find nothing more pathetic than straight men in titty bars acting like these women in there would give them the time of day if they were not holding out money. Out of shape, lowly educated, and way out of their league for even LOOKING in the direction of these women. But for $20, they can feel -almost- as attractive as I am with the attention the women give them. For 60 seconds.

Interesting, a gay man *gets it*.

WTF are the straight dudes' issue?

So tell us your thoughts on American men who decide to reject American women (because foreign women will love and worship them for *them* and not for their wallet and a green card) for foreign women from poor countries...

 

[AAP]

So tell us your thoughts on American men who decide to reject American women (because foreign women will love and worship them for *them* and not for their wallet and a green card) for foreign women from poor countries...

From what I have seen first hand, those people from poorer foreign countries - male or female, gay or straight - will worship the ground the American men walk on because of the promise/hope/chance of living here in America legally with much better conditions/enviroment/living arrangements.

American men get off on this because the passive behavior and subservient nature of the other appeals to their insecurities makeup. They need to feel superior and women on equal ground (American women, educated, opinionated, successful) makes them feel just the opposite. They are threatened by the opposite sex being independent and not NEEDING them as a life preserver. Much like the attitudes that prevailed back in the 30's and 40's prior to the women's right movement. They want that old time woman that waits on them hand and foot and keeps her mouth shut in the meantime. Her suffering is done is silence and any whining or whims of theirs must be catered to instantly and throughly.

This is about 90% of the cases.

 

[jerseyrugger76]

From what I have seen first hand, those people from poorer foreign countries - male or female, gay or straight - will worship the ground the American men walk on because of the promise/hope/chance of living here in America legally with much better conditions/enviroment/living arrangements.

American men get off on this because the passive behavior and subservient nature of the other appeals to their insecurities makeup. They need to feel superior and women on equal ground (American women, educated, opinionated, successful) makes them feel just the opposite. They are threatened by the opposite sex being independent and not NEEDING them as a life preserver. Much like the attitudes that prevailed back in the 30's and 40's prior to the women's right movement. They want that old time woman that waits on them hand and foot and keeps her mouth shut in the meantime. Her suffering is done is silence and any whining or whims of theirs must be catered to instantly and throughly.

This is about 90% of the cases.

I'm not sure about the 90% figure, but I largely agree with the analysis. The big exception is my boss. He married a Russian who was already here, working in finance, legally. Listening to her rip him a new one, in both English & Russian, for not being home in time for dinner is hysterically funny and makes me think that she runs her house not unlike a brutal police state. When he doesn't take one of her calls, she'll dial one of his associates (me or 3 other guys) to find out what he's doing and where he is. I told him I think she is former KGB.

 

[AAP]

I lol at that as well
it's like glamour shots
and when you've fucked them before and see their glamour shot realtor ad
you don't use them no mo
fag realtors to it too
I think

They seem to use a soft focus filter on the camera for the "ethereal" effect that helps hide the wrinkles and crows feet. You know, that the 2lbs of foundation makeup didn't fill the cracks in and botox didn't smoothe out.

Gays don't do that shit. Mainly because gay realtors sleep with all their clients and customers. Putting a face picture out there would eliminate those people who would chose you based on looks alone, and you would not get these potential customers if you didn't meet their visual criteria. Not showing them your face forces them to come meet you anyway, so even if your face doesn't turn them on, maybe your blowjob skills or oh so tight virginal ass will more than make up for your beauty impairment.

 

[ceo]

Interesting, a gay man *gets it*.

WTF are the straight dudes' issue?

So tell us your thoughts on American men who decide to reject American women (because foreign women will love and worship them for *them* and not for their wallet and a green card) for foreign women from poor countries...

I don't know about all the "worship and green card and poor countries" stuff, but I can see how an American male would prefer to look outside of the traditional spoiled American white female for someone to settle down with. American white females tend to be some very selfish bitches for the most part (I know a few exceptions personally). I could write a book about this, but I lack the energy and motivation to do it now.

 

[stilleto]

AAP likes the taste of my lipgloss.

 

[GUARDIAN]

I don't know about all the "worship and green card and poor countries" stuff, but I can see how an American male would prefer to look outside of the traditional spoiled American white female for someone to settle down with. American white females tend to be some very selfish bitches for the most part (I know a few exceptions personally). I could write a book about this, but I lack the energy and motivation to do it now.

+1

 

[jerseyrugger76]

AAP likes the taste of my lipgloss.

But does it look good on him?

 

[Bikini Mod]

I don't know about all the "worship and green card and poor countries" stuff, but I can see how an American male would prefer to look outside of the traditional spoiled American white female for someone to settle down with. American white females tend to be some very selfish bitches for the most part (I know a few exceptions personally). I could write a book about this, but I lack the energy and motivation to do it now.

LOL

What most American men fail to realize that for MOST WOMEN of foreign upbringing to bring their children up without their culture it sure the shit won't be for love.

One need only find a non-spoiled American woman. It isn't all that hard. Just stay away from the clubhos and Pam Anderson Lee look-alikes and maybe there will be better pickenz?