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A True test of parental will and patience...

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Longhorn85

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I just returned from a week in the field doing field maneuvers, and was horny as hell last night, felt like I was about to explode in ectasy as my wife was pleasuring me with oral, and just about to swing that ass around and begin the 69, when my newborn broke out into a full, all-out wail! She had to stop to tend to him, and I almost cried.

We continued later, but it wasn't the same, you know? Oh, well there will be other moments.
 
Zirakzigil said:
I bet a nice dick to suck on would shut the little critter up :vanp:

C'mon, he's not teething yet is he?
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I've always heard that pedophiles lurk on the internet, but now I've actually met one.
 
Sorry to hear that bro...

I never had that problem. The way I looked at it, the baby wasn't going to DIE if she cried for about another minute and a half until I got off... I was home with them 24/7 listening to them cry morning, noon, and night.... no one could begrudge me the occasional orgasm.

Does this make me bad? :confused:
 
bikinimom said:
Sorry to hear that bro...

I never had that problem. The way I looked at it, the baby wasn't going to DIE if she cried for about another minute and a half until I got off... I was home with them 24/7 listening to them cry morning, noon, and night.... no one could begrudge me the occasional orgasm.

Does this make me bad? :confused:
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I could have gone on, but my wife's maternal instincts overcome her sexual mood if the little guy sounds like he needs her. It is useless to continue the sex until he is asleep.

We have been through this before though. If I don't get mad or anything then she usually does a great job of making it up to me later.:)
 
Bikinimom, I don't think it makes you bad at all if you can ignore the noise. A bawling kid always ruined the moment for me. I figured the kid needed attention worse than I did and I would eventually get mine.
 
ttlpkg said:


I could have gone on, but my wife's maternal instincts overcome her sexual mood if the little guy sounds like he needs her. It is useless to continue the sex until he is asleep.

We have been through this before though. If I don't get mad or anything then she usually does a great job of making it up to me later.:)
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Good attitude for you and PFerguson...

As for me, my mother always told me that a man and woman think of sex differently (yes, she is correct in THIS part). That when a man is aroused all he can think of is completing the act. Whereas a woman must have a thousand things on her mind REGARDLESS of the fact that she is in bed making love to her hsuband ie - the baby, bills, etc.

Sorry MOM - BUT I BEG TO DIFFER!

When I was in the marital bed THE ONLY TWO PEOPLE THAT MATTERED WHERE ME and MY HUSBAND! (Provided, of course, there wasn't a four year old pounding on the door howling, "I need to go pee-pee" .... never DID understand why they INSISTED on using the bathroom in OUR BEDROOM when they had one closer in the hall - LOL! So all we did after one of us took the child to the potty was simply picked up where we left off... I basically just waited for my hubby while laying there rubbing the bean - made it REAL EASY to pick up EXACLTY where we left off! :D )
 
No regret about having the kids, they are wonderful. Just have to jump on that sex thang while the kiddos are asleep!


Or sometimes it's: "Mommy and Daddy are going to take a nap now":fro:
 
bikinimom said:


hehehehehehheheheeee

"Daddy, it sounds more like you guys are jumping on the bed!":eek2:
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No screaming allowed, and have the kids turn the TV way up! And DEFINITELY don't forget to lock the door. If one of my kids catch me hammering away at Mommy doggy style they'll probably never be the same.

I can see it now, my son, the sexual predator...
 
I can see it now, my son, the sexual predator...
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...flash forward 5 years, kid's first day in kindergarten....

Teacher: "And what's your name?"

Kid: "Zirakzigil Ttlpkg"



...ok maybe in bad taste, but kinda hit me funny in the 3 sec I read this thread .... sorry Zirak - not meant as a stab at you.

Ttlpkg -- I sincerely hope you have some vowels in your name so people don't think ur kids are weird. ;)
 
If one of my kids broke out in a full on wail, we both would have shot our perved out asses into their room to see what the problem was. My kids didn't cry much. One time we had to quit because one came to the door to announce he was sick. Just told him to get his ass to the bathroom. Dipshit turned around and puked twice. THAT pissed me off though, so I can definately understand.
 
It depends on what stage of the sex you are in though, and how good it is that particular time.

There have been some times that it was so good, and I was so into it and so about to cum, that my kids, my parents, her parents and the Mormon Tabernacle Choir could have opened my bedroom door and I would have continued to tap, tap, tap that ass.:smash:
 
Zirakzigil said:
I bet a nice dick to suck on would shut the little critter up :vanp:

C'mon, he's not teething yet is he?
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This is so fucked up but I can't help but LMAO at it's audacity.... :FRlol: :FRlol: :FRlol: :FRlol:
 
Oh man, sick kids can really hamper the sex life. Our youngest got sick this weekend and our oldest had a friend spend the weekend so it was very little sleep all weekend. This after being away on business last week. All I wanted was a little pussy, you know? Finally last night the kids were asleep early and we made up for that lost week. I don't know if guys can have multiple orgasms or not but last night I blew the first load after about six strokes (lol) and I swear thirty seconds later it hit again then twenty or so minutes later I had the third. I guess a little hiatus can be good, although I would rather have it every night.
 
Love Bone said:
I don't know if guys can have multiple orgasms or not but last night I blew the first load after about six strokes (lol) and I swear thirty seconds later it hit again then twenty or so minutes later I had the third.
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Damn bro, what did you do? Just continue humping after you shot your wad? Or did she have to use oral to reinvigorate you?
 
Just kept humping

I have another thread about it. This Flax Oil has some effect on me that is similiar to Test. I began Flax Oil and Zinc so I am not sure which is producing this effect but I think it's the Flax. Believe me, I can't usually keep going so I am not bragging.
 
What kind of flax do you take and how much? I take 1100mg capsules in the morning with breakfast. No noticeable increase in my already abnormal sex drive.
 
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