a slew of thoughts while my grilled mussels wait to open

[KillahBee]

1) feet are fucking nasty. long ass second toed bitches don't deserve no dick.

2) it's absolutely glorious to actually get to experience buying/owning a home as a single man. i'm realizing all the fun that those who wait til they're married to buy a first home (which does make sense) don't get cause of "compromise". i'm building a cigar lounge. not many wives will let that roll.

3) i need to be a little bit nicer. my asshole game is tight (like my asshole), but i take it too far pretty often. the way i see it, i tend to naturally choose entertaining over pussy most times. if i'm in a situation/environment with a girl where i have two choices -1) completely rip on the girl, thus turning the entire room into a fit of laughter and my own personal stage or 2) be kinda normal, say something kinda normal and possibly stick my bop gun inside her warmf. - i almost always go for 1). maybe the world is my stage (or maybe i need attention cause daddy didn't hug me enough and uncle steve did).

4) fucking chicks, dude. when's it gonna be realistically creepy for me to hook up with 19-23 yo girls? i figure, as long as i look pretty good (no comments, jnev or puds u fatfux), i can run with it til i'm 35 or so. ?thoughts (<---spanish, niggaz)

Twelveteen) wednesday nights are unparalelled for some reason. went out last wed and there was probably a 3-1 girl-guy ratio. never seen anything like it. a girl grabbed me at this club and said "you guys need to settle down" very angrily. i tried to kiss her on the cheek but she wasn't havin it. no doubtr.

 

[chris302001]

 

[Mr. dB]

4) fucking chicks, dude. When's it gonna be realistically creepy for me to hook up with 19-23 yo girls? I figure, as long as i look pretty good (no comments, jnev or puds u fatfux), i can run with it til i'm 35 or so. ?thoughts (<---spanish, niggaz)

26-30

 

[KillahBee]

26-30

*killshimself*

 

[Scotsman]

1. Agreed feet are fucking nasty.

2. Cigar lounge sounds badass!

3. Personal entertainment>>>>>>>>>vag anyday.

4. That's a totally personal decision. There are guys in their 40's still chasing girls that age.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[binö]

1) feet are fucking nasty. long ass second toed bitches don't deserve no dick.

2) it's absolutely glorious to actually get to experience buying/owning a home as a single man. i'm realizing all the fun that those who wait til they're married to buy a first home (which does make sense) don't get cause of "compromise". i'm building a cigar lounge. not many wives will let that roll.

3) i need to be a little bit nicer. my asshole game is tight (like my asshole), but i take it too far pretty often. the way i see it, i tend to naturally choose entertaining over pussy most times. if i'm in a situation/environment with a girl where i have two choices -1) completely rip on the girl, thus turning the entire room into a fit of laughter and my own personal stage or 2) be kinda normal, say something kinda normal and possibly stick my bop gun inside her warmf. - i almost always go for 1). maybe the world is my stage (or maybe i need attention cause daddy didn't hug me enough and uncle steve did).

4) fucking chicks, dude. when's it gonna be realistically creepy for me to hook up with 19-23 yo girls? i figure, as long as i look pretty good (no comments, jnev or puds u fatfux), i can run with it til i'm 35 or so. ?thoughts (<---spanish, niggaz)

Twelveteen) wednesday nights are unparalelled for some reason. went out last wed and there was probably a 3-1 girl-guy ratio. never seen anything like it. a girl grabbed me at this club and said "you guys need to settle down" very angrily. i tried to kiss her on the cheek but she wasn't havin it. no doubtr.

1. cute toes in open-toed sandals is hott bro
2. congratz bro, i can't wait to be there myself...still not sure where i wanna live though, def not gonna be norcal or cali
for ever though...the weed buzz eventually wears off
3. your asshole will loosen with age, i have a feeling it's spent most of it's life clenched up a lot...you'll mellow with age. and the asshole thing=a carryover from grade school playground fighting when you liked a girl so you pushed her off the big tire.
4. bro, the cold truth of the matter is no 18-23 yr old is gonna wanna tag some assholic (your words) fatty with nasty back hair.
it may be time to either re-adjust the targets a bit (lotta untapped potential in the emo scence check it, the asshole thing may work out there better...coffee shops bro) or start hitting the thighmaster
5. i love youse

 

[KillahBee]

1. cute toes in open-toed sandals is hott bro
2. congratz bro, i can't wait to be there myself...still not sure where i wanna live though, def not gonna be norcal or cali
for ever though...the weed buzz eventually wears off
3. your asshole will loosen with age, i have a feeling it's spent most of it's life clenched up a lot...you'll mellow with age. and the asshole thing=a carryover from grade school playground fighting when you liked a girl so you pushed her off the big tire.
4. bro, the cold truth of the matter is no 18-23 yr old is gonna wanna tag some assholic (your words) fatty with nasty back hair.
it may be time to either re-adjust the targets a bit (lotta untapped potential in the emo scence check it, the asshole thing may work out there better...coffee shops bro) or start hitting the thighmaster
5. i love youse

titcmotherfuckingzr

 

[rnch]

kb, whatever else you are, your are no dummy. by the time you are in your mid/late 30's you just might find barely legal gals somewhat...limited....in their appeal to you.

(you wouldn't be the first guy to grow up and mature and move on past teeneage obsessions!)

 

[mrplunkey]

1)4) fucking chicks, dude. when's it gonna be realistically creepy for me to hook up with 19-23 yo girls? i figure, as long as i look pretty good (no comments, jnev or puds u fatfux), i can run with it til i'm 35 or so. ?thoughts (<---spanish, niggaz)

I stopped at 40, but it wasn't the least bit creepy at the time. As long as you aren't the guy with the gold chain and shirt unbuttoned to your navel at the college club, you can keep chasing easily into your 40's.

 

[redsamurai]

the only nasty feet are.........nasty feet. Hot feet are hot.....end of discussion.