A serious topic: Who would you brutally sexually ravage anally on this board?

[Bikini Mod]

You have NO IDEA how many guys tip me BIG TIME... just to LOOK at my boots...

Men.....

Ya'll are some funny creatures.


But then again, that is why I wuv yaz s'much!

 

[sermon_of_mockery]

bikinimom do you practice the ways of anal

 

[TEXgrl]

Re: Re: Re: A serious topic: Who would you brutally sexually ravage anally on this board?

Yes similar but Im alot prettier

sweet! its on then pretty boy!


oh, and for the record, kronkettes ass is amazing, i'd do her

 

[Bikini Mod]

bikinimom do you practice the ways of anal

This is something that I have been considering, and I really would like to "get right", but as of yet... no.

 

[Kwai-Chang Caine]

Anal action for Bikinimom? Is this a sign of the end times?

But in all seriousness, since when did you start considering this? Although my post count isn't that impressive, I've been on this board for a while and for as long as I can remember you have wanted no part in anal sex.

 

[sermon_of_mockery]

bikinimom if you ever part ways with your present relations,I would be more than honored to break you into the realm that is anal sex.I'll be gentle

 

[Bikini Mod]

I never said that I wanted no part of it.... well, maybe only when I was still with my somedaytob ex husband LOL.

Since I have split with him, there is just a whole NEW REALM of seemingly endless possibilities.

It is amazing how you don't realize HOW REPRESSED you have been until you get out and get the chance to BREATHE!

AAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh

My lungs are full of fresh SWEET FREE AIR!

 

[sermon_of_mockery]

Divorces can be a mess,I think you need a FRIEND to help you pick up the peices.Someone to CONSOLE you during your time of NEED.I'll just be over here if YOU WANT ME.The BALLS in your court.

 

[Kwai-Chang Caine]

Good for you Bikinimom!

Just promise all of us that when you finally do get that backdoor knocked in for the first time, you'll post on here and tell us every little detail. A long and detailed post about your first anal sex experience has the definite potential of being the most popular post in ELITE HISTORY. It sounds funny, but considering how much everybody on this board likes you, respects you, and in some cases wants to bang you (gals included), you'd get quite the frenzy started here.

Do you have a specific guy picked out yet for this occasion? If so, who is this lucky bastard, anyway? Do you plan on being the one to suggest it or are you just going to say yes to the next "partner" who asks you if you are interested?

 

[KAYNE]

You have NO IDEA how many guys tip me BIG TIME... just to LOOK at my boots...

Men.....

Ya'll are some funny creatures.

NO, WE'RE NOT FUNNY, WE ARE STUPID FUCKS. EXCLUDING ME. I HAVE NVR UNDERSTOOD WHY MEN GIVE SO MUCH MONEY TO DANCERS, SCRIPPERS, ETC. YOU DONT SEE WOMEN DOING THAT TYPE OF SHIT TO GUYS SO WHY THE HELL ARE GUYS SO FUCKING STUPID!!! THEY LOVE TO GIVE THEM HOES MONEY.

I HAVE GIVEN 10$ TO A SCRIPPER ONE TIME. THAT IS ALL THE MONEY I HAVE EVER GIVEN DANCERS OR SCRIPPERS. AND THE ONLY REASON I GAVE HER 10$ IS CUZ SHE GAVE ME A HELL OF A LAP DANCE WITH SOME EXTRAS AT A FRIENDS BACHELOR PARTY. I THOUGHT SHE ATLEAST DESERVED A TEN.


KAYNE