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You mean that The Ranger was once a wild man??!?!??!
DO TELL!!!
DO TELL!!!
Well since I am about to diet and feel lonely here is my story. Sorry Ranger but your gone and I am lonely.
A few years back I was in Dallas working out for a show when this hunk of a man walked by and caught my eye. He was tall, dark, and extremely handsome and spoke with a souther twang. my pecs fell through my heart as I dreamed that oneday I would hook up with this man.
At the time i was dating many people including Gymtime (4th toaster) but he was not very good in bed and so loose sex was never really great. In laymen terms he was a power bottom and it got old and tired. Though he was cute Gymtime also had a serious attitude problem for a big bottom.
Anyway after time I grew more and more found of this stranger who stretched very far as a quick glimpse in the shower showed me. But how could someone who looked as good as me and as built as me speak to someone who seemed to have it all.
Well one day his soap dropped and I made my move and said hi how are you. This became toaster (5) as he looked up and his eyes caught mine looking at his stretchness. I said my name is Johnny but my friends call me Flexed1 and he smiled and said I can see why. He had what seemed to be six ladies outside the lockeroom waiting for him so quickly I said how bout a bite to eat.
We ha a great dinner, great conversation, and he explained how his life was so wild and filled with women after women and I looked at him with my baby blues and said there is so much more to life. He glared back, smiled and said really? yes I said want to see?
Sop back to my house we went and as he pulled out of his car he opened up his trunk and pulled out a black Ranger hat. So my nickname for him became Ranger and it stuck like I stuck him and to this day we have a very special relationship filled with stretching and bending and teasing straight women who can't have us since we have each other.
Thats is the story and I hope my Ranger has tears in his eyes as we go back to how we first met.
A few years back I was in Dallas working out for a show when this hunk of a man walked by and caught my eye. He was tall, dark, and extremely handsome and spoke with a souther twang. my pecs fell through my heart as I dreamed that oneday I would hook up with this man.
At the time i was dating many people including Gymtime (4th toaster) but he was not very good in bed and so loose sex was never really great. In laymen terms he was a power bottom and it got old and tired. Though he was cute Gymtime also had a serious attitude problem for a big bottom.
Anyway after time I grew more and more found of this stranger who stretched very far as a quick glimpse in the shower showed me. But how could someone who looked as good as me and as built as me speak to someone who seemed to have it all.
Well one day his soap dropped and I made my move and said hi how are you. This became toaster (5) as he looked up and his eyes caught mine looking at his stretchness. I said my name is Johnny but my friends call me Flexed1 and he smiled and said I can see why. He had what seemed to be six ladies outside the lockeroom waiting for him so quickly I said how bout a bite to eat.
We ha a great dinner, great conversation, and he explained how his life was so wild and filled with women after women and I looked at him with my baby blues and said there is so much more to life. He glared back, smiled and said really? yes I said want to see?
Sop back to my house we went and as he pulled out of his car he opened up his trunk and pulled out a black Ranger hat. So my nickname for him became Ranger and it stuck like I stuck him and to this day we have a very special relationship filled with stretching and bending and teasing straight women who can't have us since we have each other.
Thats is the story and I hope my Ranger has tears in his eyes as we go back to how we first met.
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3 years, 6 months and 2 days to be exact. My GOD, has it been that long!!! It seems like only yesterday the scent of Irish Spring and sex filled the gym locker room....Yes, I have tears in my eyes...So many memories, so many more to live.....
5 more days...But who's counting....heh heh heh
Ranger
5 more days...But who's counting....heh heh heh
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WarLobo said:
OK let me see if I understand this correctly, Lobo....
Ranger is extremely rubbery, which might be considered a very good thing as that would imply that HE COULD TAKE A MAJOR POUNDING!
What does The Mrs have to say about you being in possession of such knowledge? I mean, considering the fact that you were out and out laughing at Flex while he was SHOWING YOU HIS one could only get the visual image of you holding your sides about to bust a gut while poor Flexed be standin' there with his pants down around his ankles redder 'n a babboons ASS....
So, now if this is the case and Ranger and Flexed are carrying on, one would think that
A) Ranger is not a "durable" as you had first led us to believe...
B) Ranger has been pounded by SOOOOOOMEBODY ELSE!
C) Papa.... whatchu been doin' while the Mrs has had her head turned?!?!?!
.....if this is the case, then
OOOOOOOOO - SOMEBODY'S IN TROU-BLE!!!
Flexed, are you gonna take that from a cheatin' ho?!
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He simply means...Other than fitness, we can talk cooking, fashion, decor'...anything...<in my best lisp of a voice>
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Don't foregt bouncing ideas off of women to help them understand men better. war was bouncing stuff off me while back ( 3rd toaster) until he moved on to a different ho. Now him and Ranger may have had a fling as did Gymtime and I but it was before us so I don't care. Notcie how quite Bouncer is? He was up on someones tree as well but shhh
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