A Black Dude, Big Black Boobs and Wrecking my Truck...

[AAP]

Gas Pump ------> 1
Curling -----> 0
Slurpees -----> -2

 

[Buddy_Christ]

no, i think it's more like

Gas Pump ----> 1
Slurpees ------> -1
Curling ------> +1 dent and -2 slurpees

 

[SAGAT]

i was not ragging on you because everyone rags on you. that seems to be why everyone else rags on you.

i was merely stating my obvious disappointment at the contents of this thread. could've been you or anyone else, doesn't matter today.

ok buddy i'm sensing some negativity here so here's some grade A quality entertainment for ya;

a rabbit and a bear are takin a shit in the woods. so the bear says to the rabbit; do you have problems with shit sticking to your fur? and the rabbit goes; no. so the bear takes the rabbit and wipes his ass with it.

har har. (copyright eddie murphy)

 

[Dougly]

Gotta give him something for having a truck with cup holders big enough for 2 large slurpees.

 

[curling]

Gotta give him something for having a truck with cup holders big enough for 2 large slurpees.

Well I do live in Texas ya know.

 

[PIGEON-RAT]

Strange things are afoot at the Circle K

 

[Buddy_Christ]

SAGAT, here's a better one.

Bear is chasing a rabbit through the woods with the intent of making him into a snack. they both trip over a log and they rub against a magic lamp. a genie pops out.

Genie - I will grant both of you 3 wishes for freeing me from my lamp. Bear, you may go first.

Bear - hmmm, oo oo oo, i know! i wish that all the other bears in this forest were female.

Genie - it has been done.

Rabbit - I wish i had a motorcycle helmet that fit me. (motorcycle helmet appears on the rabbit's head)

Genie - bear, it is time for your 2nd wish.

Bear - hmmmmm, oo, ok, here goes! i wish that all the other bears on this continent were female as well.

Genie - it has been done.

Rabbit - i wish i had a motorcycle. (motorcycle appears)

Genie - bear, it is time for your last wish.

Bear - hmmm, this is a tough one. oooooo! i got it! i wish that all the other bears in the WORLD were female!

Genie - it has been done.

At this point, the rabbit ensures the motorcycle helmet is on tight, swings a leg over the bike, and starts it up. he then pulls in the clutch and puts it in gear.

Genie - excuse me, rabbit, but you have one more wish. would you like to use it?

Rabbit - yes i would. I wish that this bear was gay.

 

[SAGAT]

LOL that IS a better one bor

 

[d3track]

roflmfao

 

[jackangel]

clowns - 34
me - 0
jesus - 2