A Black Dude, Big Black Boobs and Wrecking my Truck...

[curling]

I was just at a circle k a while ago. And was backing up my truck with 2 large slurpees in the cup holder. When I noticed this black chick with Dolly Boobs walking to her car I mean they looked like torpedoes. Well then I noticed this black dude checking her out then he licked his lips and I started laughing and then next thing you know I hit a gas pump barrier spilling my slurpees all over my truck. Luckily it just hit the ball and didn't hurt anything. Man, life is funny sometimes.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

i want the 60 seconds of my life back that i wasted reading this thread.

give me my valuable time back now.

and no, i wasn't asking.

 

[Becoming]

I was just at a circle k a while ago. And was backing up my truck with 2 large slurpees in the cup holder. When I noticed this black chick with Dolly Boobs walking to her car I mean they looked like torpedoes. Well then I noticed this black dude checking her out then he licked his lips and I started laughing and then next thing you know I hit a gas pump barrier spilling my slurpees all over my truck. Luckily it just hit the ball and didn't hurt anything. Man, life is funny sometimes.

Why do black dudes always lick their lips? (just asking- don't anyone take it the wrong way)

 

[curling]

i want the 60 seconds of my life back that i wasted reading this thread.

give me my valuable time back now.

and no, i wasn't asking.

IF your time was valuable, you wouldn't be here now would ya?

 

[Buddy_Christ]

IF your time was valuable, you wouldn't be here now would ya?

my time may not be valuable to you, but it's valuable to me.

now if you had pulled a moron move and goosed the gas pedal upon seeing the torpedo tits and slammed your trunk into a gas pump, then i would've gotten a laugh, and my time would not of been wasted.

that comment has nothing to do with the fact that you and bullit seem to get ragged on a lot around here. i just want some quality f'ing entertainment. is that too much to ask?

 

[Becoming]

now if you had pulled a moron move and goosed the gas pedal upon seeing the torpedo tits and slammed your trunk into a gas pump, then i would've gotten a laugh, and my time would not of been wasted.

that comment has nothing to do with the fact that you and bullit seem to get ragged on a lot around here. i just want some quality f'ing entertainment. is that too much to ask?

like all the "i laid a hot chick thread" with no pics....

 

[curling]

my time may not be valuable to you, but it's valuable to me.

now if you had pulled a moron move and goosed the gas pedal upon seeing the torpedo tits and slammed your trunk into a gas pump, then i would've gotten a laugh, and my time would not of been wasted.

that comment has nothing to do with the fact that you and bullit seem to get ragged on a lot around here. i just want some quality f'ing entertainment. is that too much to ask?

Ok I will try harder next time. Funny you think I get ragged on too much and then you do it too. I am glad it is Friday.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

i was not ragging on you because everyone rags on you. that seems to be why everyone else rags on you.

i was merely stating my obvious disappointment at the contents of this thread. could've been you or anyone else, doesn't matter today.

 

[Dougly]

OK, so the dude is checking out the boobs. You back your truck into the gas pumps while checking out the dude? Man, life is funny sometimes.

 

[curling]

OK, so the dude is checking out the boobs. You back your truck into the gas pumps while checking out the dude? Man, life is funny sometimes.

Hahaha. The look of the black dude what was so funny. I guess you had to be there.