A billion tablets of Extenze Sold!!?!? WTF!

[serendipitygirl]

I can't sleep and am totally enthralled by the Extenze infomercial. 1.) They got Jimmy Johnson to be their spokesman?!! lol 2.) These chicks "interviewing" the guys on this are more annoying than a 21 year old TripleBlonde post circa 2004! And why are they not trying to hide their cellulite or does the extenze make guys not care?!?! 3.) Is it really true that they have sold a BILLION tablets?! 4.) Why is there a women's extenze? Am I totally naive or missing something? I thought it was to make a guy bigger down there so what is the woman one for?!?! Or is this just some pill that is suppose to make you horny or something?

Can't turn away. Like a train wreck. At this rate, this infomercial may be on its way to rivaling the likes of legends such as:

1.) The Sham-Wow
2.) The Snuggy
3.) The Bump-It
4.) The Booty Pop Panties (both in nude and black)

 

[calveless wonder]

you must be blonde to believe what an infomercial says

although i'm sure they've done well. enough insecure and ignorant guys out there to try a stupid product that is physiologically impossible to work as advertised.

 

[nimbus]

lmao never heard of booty pop panties til now

 

[serendipitygirl]

lmao never heard of booty pop panties til now

hehe.....the infomercial is life changing.

 

[iggy]

Extenze turns you into peter north once you pop that pill.... just saying

 

[mustang_00]

when i first saw the extenze infomercial i thought a million percent that shit had to work. the chick talking about it was all cross eyed and shit. i was like yep, that bish took a few stiff ones.

 

[RottenWillow]

Why the hell can't they say the word penis in that stupid commercial? What assclown told them they can't say penis in a damn commercial about penis? So sick of them using awkward, moronic phrases like "that certain part of a man's body!".

STMFU

 

[-SD-]

Why the hell can't they say the word penis in that stupid commercial? What assclown told them they can't say penis in a damn commercial about penis? So sick of them using awkward, moronic phrases like "that certain part of a man's body!".

STMFU

for legal reasons. You see, the makers of extenze know damn well their product doesnt work, and their legions of lawyers made sure to not be specific to any claims or what their product can do. So if some uppity guy with a short dick wants to sue because their product didnt make his dick bigger, they can say "well, if youll notice, we never claimed it makes the penis bigger, just certain parts of a male body.

 

[iggy]

it doesn't make you bigger.... it does turn you into a porn star though!

 

[mustang_00]

it doesn't make you bigger.... it does turn you into a porn star though!

your fleshlight never saw it coming huh teehee