8 seconds???

[dirty~d~]

Ok, my first sexual encounter with a bronc-rider was rather disappointing. Friday night I was at the rodeo with my girly friends and one of them happened to notice a cowboy checking me out from across the bar. What the hell, I said. So I went over and offered to buy him a beer and give him a bj (yes, I had a few beers in me by this time). I figured if he was interested he'd do something about it. Well, sure enough... off we went to his camper (romantic huh?) and I found out that 8 seconds is all that guy knew. I think the worst part of it was he acted as if it was normal. At least his fingers lasted longer than that.

What a bummer; he looked so good in those dusty jeans, too.

 

[HS Lifter]

Damn, you sure dont fuck around.

 

[TruBalla4Real]

jesus if a girl said that to me id be like huh? and prolly wouldn't accept it

 

[Gymgurl]

I girl that knows what she wants and a guy that can't deliver.....that stinks! Cowboys are sexy as hell

 

[hamstershaver]

what the hell is wrong with 8 seconds???????????

 

[Dial_tone]

He wanted to get back and finish his beer.

 

[Gymgurl]

LOLOLOLOLOL@DialTone

 

[dirty~d~]

LMFAO at DT!

 

[newpump]

ALl that bronc riding CANT be good for your nuts...

 

[jubei]

Maybe you're just that good...or he had a really long layoff. You shoulda stuck around for round 2.

 

[Longhorn85]

Ok, my first sexual encounter with a bronc-rider was rather disappointing.

I hate to say it but I find this whole story disappointing. I can't imagine that a woman would be that desperate to humiliate herself.

 

[Carmen]

I hate to say it but I find this whole story disappointing. I can't imagine that a woman would be that desperate to humiliate herself.

well that was nice of you to say.
twice.

 

[dirty~d~]

I hate to say it but I find this whole story disappointing. I can't imagine that a woman would be that desperate to humiliate herself.

I'm sorry you see it that way. You're entitled to your opinion, even though you're way off.

 

[Carmen]

longhorn... what exactly did she do to humiliate herself or seem desperate?

 

[Longhorn85]

longhorn... what exactly did she do to humiliate herself or seem desperate?

I don't see any reason to elaborate, I already expressed my opinion, and that's all it is, my opinion.

 

[Carmen]

I don't see any reason to elaborate, I already expressed my opinion, and that's all it is, my opinion.

ok.
it was a critical and nasty thing to say.

 

[Gymgurl]

It must be the conservative in him.......but I sure woould like some of his conservative in me.....now that sounded desprate...lol

 

[Carmen]

It must be the conservative in him.......but I sure woould like some of his conservative in me.....now that sounded desprate...lol

lol
its the second time i saw him say someone looked desperate. its a mean spirited thing to say and.... ironic. longhorn knows what i'm talking about.

 

[Forge]

lol
its the second time i saw him say someone looked desperate. its a mean spirited thing to say and.... ironic. longhorn knows what i'm talking about.

SOOOOO...are you saying that Longhorn is an 8 second man, otherwise known as a "minuteman"? Because that would explain alot about his behavior.

 

[Carmen]

SOOOOO...are you saying that Longhorn is an 8 second man, otherwise known as a "minuteman"? Because that would explain alot about his behavior.

nope. never met him. i have no clue about his sexual prowess.

 

[Longhorn85]

lol
its the second time i saw him say someone looked desperate. its a mean spirited thing to say and.... ironic. longhorn knows what i'm talking about.

No, I don't. Exchanging PMs and "sex-talk" do not equate to a woman walking across a bar and offering to suck some strange man's dick in the parking lot.

I'm not saying she's a bad person. We all make mistakes. Dirtyd has my respect for her service to our country and I have told her as much. Like I said, this was my opinion, and I have a feeling I'm not the only one who feels that way.

 

[hamstershaver]

dirtyd you can suck my dick to as long as you hand me the remote before you start

 

[Dial_tone]

I mostly object when I'm not the one they're offering the blowjob to.

 

[theoak01]

where exactly do you live? Ill dress up however you like for a beer and a bj

 

[coverguy]

Dirtyd needs to give up on those west coast fellas and come out east for a visit. i'll even put on a cowboy hat and some wranglers to make you feel more at home.

 

[StickFigure]

Dirtyd needs to give up on those west coast fellas and come out east for a visit. i'll even put on a cowboy hat and some wranglers to make you feel more at home.

No way bro! East Coast?? She needs to come up north to The Greatland where the real men live!! No 8 seconds here, it's too damn cold so you gotta keep the coals burning long enough to make it worth while!! j/k

 

[dirty~d~]

I don't do well in cold weather. I hope you have endurance.

 

[coverguy]

I don't do well in cold weather. I hope you have endurance.

endurance - check, quick recovery - check, oral inclination - check

all systems go dirty d!

 

[StickFigure]

I don't do well in cold weather. I hope you have endurance.

I'm built for the long haul baby! Warm up with an hour down on you and then let the engines rev till the sun comes up! Oh and BTW, the sun only comes up for a few hours in the winter here.

 

[jubei]

Maybe he was just thinking that since it was a blowjob he was allowed to cum quicky. I know I don't hold back during a bj, but during sex I make sure it lasts along time.

 

[dirty~d~]

You know, I've never thought of it like that before. I guess next time I need to lay down the rules beforehand.

 

[Dial_tone]

You know, I've never thought of it like that before. I guess next time I need to lay down the rules beforehand.

so....if he doesn't last at least 60 seconds you have to start over?

 

[dirty~d~]

so....if he doesn't last at least 60 seconds you have to start over?

Sounds logical to me.

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

....and you bought him a beer. This guy lucked out

 

[HS Lifter]

You know a chick gives good head when she has a pic of a great white shark in her avatar.

 

[newpump]

I'm just diggin Dirty~D~'s pix - WHOA - nice!

 

[coverguy]

I'm just diggin Dirty~D~'s pix - WHOA - nice!

good call bro. she is a VERY cute girl. and really cool too.


wish she lived closer!

 

[onebigab]

Ok, my first sexual encounter with a bronc-rider was rather disappointing. Friday night I was at the rodeo with my girly friends and one of them happened to notice a cowboy checking me out from across the bar. What the hell, I said. So I went over and offered to buy him a beer and give him a bj (yes, I had a few beers in me by this time). I figured if he was interested he'd do something about it. Well, sure enough... off we went to his camper (romantic huh?) and I found out that 8 seconds is all that guy knew. I think the worst part of it was he acted as if it was normal. At least his fingers lasted longer than that.

What a bummer; he looked so good in those dusty jeans, too.

lol@thetwohumpchump

And you even bought the first round