8 seconds???

[dirty~d~]

Ok, my first sexual encounter with a bronc-rider was rather disappointing. Friday night I was at the rodeo with my girly friends and one of them happened to notice a cowboy checking me out from across the bar. What the hell, I said. So I went over and offered to buy him a beer and give him a bj (yes, I had a few beers in me by this time). I figured if he was interested he'd do something about it. Well, sure enough... off we went to his camper (romantic huh?) and I found out that 8 seconds is all that guy knew. I think the worst part of it was he acted as if it was normal. At least his fingers lasted longer than that.

What a bummer; he looked so good in those dusty jeans, too.

 

[HS Lifter]

Damn, you sure dont fuck around.

 

[TruBalla4Real]

jesus if a girl said that to me id be like huh? and prolly wouldn't accept it

 

[Gymgurl]

I girl that knows what she wants and a guy that can't deliver.....that stinks! Cowboys are sexy as hell

 

[hamstershaver]

what the hell is wrong with 8 seconds???????????

 

[Dial_tone]

He wanted to get back and finish his beer.

 

[Gymgurl]

LOLOLOLOLOL@DialTone

 

[dirty~d~]

LMFAO at DT!

 

[newpump]

ALl that bronc riding CANT be good for your nuts...

 

[jubei]

Maybe you're just that good...or he had a really long layoff. You shoulda stuck around for round 2.