8 seconds???

[dirty~d~]

You know, I've never thought of it like that before. I guess next time I need to lay down the rules beforehand.

 

[Dial_tone]

You know, I've never thought of it like that before. I guess next time I need to lay down the rules beforehand.

so....if he doesn't last at least 60 seconds you have to start over?

 

[dirty~d~]

so....if he doesn't last at least 60 seconds you have to start over?

Sounds logical to me.

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

....and you bought him a beer. This guy lucked out

 

[HS Lifter]

You know a chick gives good head when she has a pic of a great white shark in her avatar.

 

[newpump]

I'm just diggin Dirty~D~'s pix - WHOA - nice!

 

[coverguy]

I'm just diggin Dirty~D~'s pix - WHOA - nice!

good call bro. she is a VERY cute girl. and really cool too.


wish she lived closer!

 

[onebigab]

Ok, my first sexual encounter with a bronc-rider was rather disappointing. Friday night I was at the rodeo with my girly friends and one of them happened to notice a cowboy checking me out from across the bar. What the hell, I said. So I went over and offered to buy him a beer and give him a bj (yes, I had a few beers in me by this time). I figured if he was interested he'd do something about it. Well, sure enough... off we went to his camper (romantic huh?) and I found out that 8 seconds is all that guy knew. I think the worst part of it was he acted as if it was normal. At least his fingers lasted longer than that.

What a bummer; he looked so good in those dusty jeans, too.

lol@thetwohumpchump

And you even bought the first round