4mg of morphine for breakfast

[goin on 4T]

to go with my kidney stone; smooth ride for the rest of the day.

 

[caligirl85]

You poor guy!! Hang in there!

 

[goin on 4T]

So how embarrassing is it that after they gave me the morphine I felt sooooo much better I dozed off and woke up with a hard on. Just then the damn dr walked up and started rubbing my abdomen to see if the pain had gone away.
No homo either.
Why couldn't I have had a female dr?

 

[bigpokey]

pics?

 

[wootoom]

That's it?

 

[goin on 4T]

No I have a butt load of norco's.

 

[WoodyO]

Did you cum?

 

[wootoom]

never heard of norcos

 

[goin on 4T]

They have more hydrocodon and less Tylenol.

 

[wootoom]

That's a way better idea

 

[Bubbly]

Did they hook you up with any flomax or cardura?

 

[goin on 4T]

Nope. None of that stuff.
I must say it was pretty painful until they gave me the morphine. I tried to tough it out and made it through about 5 hours before I have in and drove to the hospital.

 

[caligirl85]

How are you feeling today 4T??

 

[goin on 4T]

Yeah now I know why these guys like hydros. Damn what a day, and to add to the psychotropicness it's very overcast here today.
I did pee out the stone yesterday. So I am great. Ty

 

[wootoom]

So awesome lol

 

[caligirl85]

So you don't need a nurse to come over and take care of you?!?

 

[wootoom]

If you don't use them all ill take them lol

 

[PICK3]

They have more hydrocodon and less Tylenol.

I have the stuff that doesn't have any tylenol

 

[goin on 4T]

Yeah I was thinking I would love to have a hot sexy nurse (you) come take care me! You could provide therapy for my organs. Ummmm that sounds sooooo hot!

 

[goin on 4T]

If you don't use them all ill take them lol

Sorry bro these are like pot without the smelly breath.

 

[digimon7068]

Sorry bro these are like pot without the smelly breath.

meh...i like the smelly breath part...

 

[cryptosporidium]

tylenol is the devil

 

[nangiggles]

Cool story, I felt like I almost peed the stone myself

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[pdaddyII]

Cool story, I felt like I almost peed the stone myself

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Rude much?!

 

[nangiggles]

Lololol

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[pdaddyII]

Lololololololol

 

[miplank]

Nan, you could pee out the Rock of Gibraltar and not feel a thing.

 

[wootoom]

she could piss a roast and shit a cow LOL

 

[miplank]

I do believe that's part of her marinade.

 

[zwhit]

Yeah now I know why these guys like hydros. Damn what a day, and to add to the psychotropicness it's very overcast here today.
I did pee out the stone yesterday. So I am great. Ty

You must've been on the morphine when you passed the stone? it's too painful to talk about so nonchalantly

 

[goin on 4T]

Yes I believe I did. I felt nothing after the morphine.