18 and Impotent!

[matto18]

i've been depressed as fuck the past few months (havin trouble sleepin, eatin, been drinkin alot, and i've been just totally as low as a dog), and my dick hasn't even budged the past few weeks. NOT EVEN MORNING WOOD. i'm finally startin to come out of this depression, and this REALLY hot chick and i have been foolin around a lot lately. i'm worried that my little soldier won't rise to the occasion! i've tried yohimbe already to jumpstart it but i don't think it helped at all. any advice on "jumpstartin the jimmy"??? i feel like i'm my dad's age for christ sake!

 

[matto18]

help a brotha out!!!

 

[guards]

take a deep breath and relax.....don't think about it and you will be fine.

 

[matto18]

i'm not sure its so simple though, man. i think that my depression may have a lot to do with it, but i'm not sure thats it. i mean, not even morning wood for an 18 year old for over 2 weeks? i went to a gents club the other night and absolutely NOTHIN. my friends bought me a freaky lap dance too.. i thought that my test levels off or a circulation problem or somethin... (i've never done gear tho) i'm goin to see a doctor soon about my depression, and i'll just ask him about it then i guess. any more advice would be great though.

 

[guards]

What meds are you on? How is your diet? How is your excercise? Do you sleep enough?

 

[matto18]

What meds are you on? How is your diet? How is your excercise? Do you sleep enough?

i'm just using some acne and allergy meds. my diet is high fat and protein, lots of meat and few veggies but a daily multivitamin. every now and then i take an ECA but only like once or twice a week. i get maybe 7 hours of sleep per night lately... if i'm lucky.

 

[juggernaut7]

id check your sides for your meds
also u mentioned u were drinkin,,very bad...can be at least,specially longer term..for mr happy
probably at least partially psychological

cant help but say this hehe...get your fuck on when your ON and damn man youll never go back! lol

 

[sermon_of_mockery]

not to be a dick,but maybe your gay brr mabe your labido is just slowing down,it happens naturally after your sexual peak,dont be nervous.

 

[Boss101]

It must be hard shooting pool with a rope.

 

[Vortexx]

GHB it will tackle both the mental AND the physical condition, beware however not become addicted to it, 3 times a week can be savely used and stop drinking alcohol. GHB feels better, no morning after headache, alcohol lowers test in your body.....

 

[Vortexx]

Since it's a scheduled substance in your country you can start with online ordering some legal 1.4BD (legal, but slightly more numbing and toxic than ghb) or GBL (legal in some countries) or a GHB kit (if you like kitchen chemistry)
.

 

[caiza]

ghb will certainly get you horny bro just make sure you dont overdo it..or u will pass out and sweat alot not nice ...but at the correct dose its a very nice buzz...

 

[matto18]

OKAY! NOW I'M REALLY FUCKED! this sucks. the greatest chick in the world wants to hump my brains out (and vice versa) and i STILL can't get the motherfucker up. i had ONE beer last night and got that girl down to her panties (one of the most amazing chicks in the world) and there is no way i shouldn't have gotten wood. i have friends that would have blown it just looking at this girl, let alone makin out as much as we were. it was fucking ridiculous. you think a doctor would prescribe viagra to an 18 year old? if i don't get it up soon, i'm gonna lose this chick... is there anything at GNC that might help? i still live with the rents for this summer, and i doubt they'd like me ordering weird shit off the net..

 

[JustinM]

what acne med are you on??
if you are on accutane it could intensify depression...
call your dermo

peace

 

[matto18]

its not accutane, its emycin. any help anyone?!

 

[Burning_Inside]

I say.....

Just RELAX and get comfortable being around this girl. Have her do some ultra heavy foreplay on you. Tell ehr that no girl has been able to get you hard. Sh'ell love the challenge. I GUARANTEE that if you clear you mind, and relax, and concentrate on nothing but you and her, and let her lpay with your dick for a while, it'll pop right up. Remember, relaxation and foreplay.

 

[matto18]

thanks for the help guys. i went to the doc thismorning and am starting on an antidepressant (i've lost fucking 10 pounds!) and he gave me a 6 pack sample of viagra. i got some blood drawn to make sure all my hormone levels are normal too. i'll let you know if it works. i bet it will. this girl is hot enough to give a dead man wood: its definitely more than anxiety (which i really didn't have). wish my jimmy luck!

 

[nevertoobig]

So how'd the viagra work?

 

[matto18]

that shit is tiiiiiiiiiiiight! i need to get a full prescription of that stuff.