1000 post thread?

[gorilla_boy]

Gorilla_boy--


You racist trouble maker.. LOL!!

Good morning, Mon Ami.



That guy is such a tool...

 

[gorilla_boy]

Its pretty funny you two bickering and all--

Are you really giving him bad karma?? I get it all the time but noone signs it....


it makes me sad when they call me a loser...

He makes himself an easy target. He begs for it. I'm more than happy to oblige.

As for the bad karma thing, I think I gave him some a couple of days ago for his retarded view of Americans then again this morning just because I could...

I got some karma from buggywhips that was grey (it obviously wasn't from him because it would be either green or red). So people sign false names to the shit. I rarely get bad karma and when I do they don't have the balls to sign it. I sign all karma, good or bad.

I still want you, no matter how much bad karma you get...

 

[gorilla_boy]

Well once Azia meant to give me good karma- but I got bad.. lol! that was funny because she wrote a sweet message and then I had a big red dot!!

And I got a bunch from assassin.. lol!! he at least was creative in his writing..--

Lately just bad or grey karma that says Loser.. I suck!

And Im so glad that doesnt deter your lusting...

Your so funny always stirring up shit around here...

I gave good karma to someone once but they asked me why I gave them bad...

I don't think I'm really "stirring shit". In fact I got pretty pissed at boucer when he accused me of that . And he called me a freeloader...

I just like to have fun. I can laugh at myself so therefore I am allowed to laugh at others...

 

[gorilla_boy]

Freeloader! LOL! I missed that one.. too friggin funny

the loser and the freeloader- racking up posts on the 1000 post thread--

Did you know over at the BodyBuiilding Extreme Web site-- they have a 1000 post thread too--

Well, at least we live in N. America

I don't have much time for other web sites. I have enough trouble keeping up with my customers and posting here at the same time...

 

[gorilla_boy]

Well I got a PM from Mr Spot Me-- I had already registered- its pretty quiet over there- so it doesnt take much time to keep up...


I thin BuggyWhips started the 1000 post thread over there.. Its actually got a few hundred posts.. but nothing like these over here.. no sex talk- no flirting --

We flirt over here?

Have I ever told you that I dream of talking you from behind? With my left hand I grab a big handfull of your long blonde hair and forcefully grab your hip with my right all the while telling you what a dirty little girl you are...

 

[gorilla_boy]

As long as you slap my ass with your free hand-- its all good!


No we dont flirt.

Slapping it is, my little fuck-toy

Fuck. I've got to chill out....

 

[gorilla_boy]

LOL!! easy killer... Go bother Gary some more...

The next time he posts something stupid I'll be right there to ask the question I can't seem to get an answer for...

 

[gorilla_boy]

LOL!!!!!!

You are funny as hell- he did seem to get pretty heated...

He's a wanker.

 

[gorilla_boy]

LOL!!! I wonder wear saints been?

I was thinking that yesterday...

 

[gorilla_boy]

Maybe hes converted to another site??

AWOL?

 

[saint808]

LOL!!! I wonder wear saints been?

uh huh.

 

[gorilla_boy]

<stalker>



For you my dearest Nicloe

</stalker>

 

[saint808]

me and gorilla boy are gonna fight

 

[gorilla_boy]

me and gorilla boy are gonna fight

I'm a lover, not a fighter.

I'm sure we can come to some sort of a time-share agreement. It's getting pretty crowded around here with smalls and all...

 

[saint808]

I'm a lover, not a fighter.

I'm sure we can come to some sort of a time-share agreement. It's getting pretty crowded around here with smalls and all...

i don't wanna share... we must battle for her.

 

[gorilla_boy]

i don't wanna share... we must battle for her.

*glove slap*
I challenge you to a duel!

 

[saint808]

*glove slap*
I challenge you to a duel!

honk if you demand satisfaction!

ok what are the rules of this duel?

 

[gorilla_boy]

honk if you demand satisfaction!

ok what are the rules of this duel?

Code Duello: The Rules of Dueling

Reprinted from "American Duels and Hostile Encounters," Chilton Books, 1963.


The Code Duello, covering the practice of dueling and points of honor, was drawn up and settled at Clonmel Summer Assizes, 1777, by gentlemen-delegates of Tipperary, Galway, Sligo, Mayo and Roscommon, and prescribed for general adoption throughout Ireland. The Code was generally also followed in England and on the Continent with some slight variations. In America, the principal rules were followed, although occasionally there were some glaring deviations.



Rule 1. The first offense requires the first apology, though the retort may have been more offensive than the insult. Example: A tells B he is impertinent, etc. B retorts that he lies; yet A must make the first apology because he gave the first offense, and then (after one fire) B may explain away the retort by a subsequent apology.

Rule 2. But if the parties would rather fight on, then after two shots each (but in no case before), B may explain first, and A apologize afterward.

N.B. The above rules apply to all cases of offenses in retort not of stronger class than the example.

Rule 3. If a doubt exist who gave the first offense, the decision rests with the seconds; if they won't decide, or can't agree, the matter must proceed to two shots, or to a hit, if the challenger require it.

Rule 4. When the lie direct is the first offense, the aggressor must either beg pardon in express terms; exchange two shots previous to apology; or three shots followed up by explanation; or fire on till a severe hit be received by one party or the other.

Rule 5. As a blow is strictly prohibited under any circumstances among gentlemen, no verbal apology can be received for such an insult. The alternatives, therefore -- the offender handing a cane to the injured party, to be used on his own back, at the same time begging pardon; firing on until one or both are disabled; or exchanging three shots, and then asking pardon without proffer of the cane.

If swords are used, the parties engage until one is well blooded, disabled, or disarmed; or until, after receiving a wound, and blood being drawn, the aggressor begs pardon.

N.B. A disarm is considered the same as a disable. The disarmer may (strictly) break his adversary's sword; but if it be the challenger who is disarmed, it is considered as ungenerous to do so.

In the case the challenged be disarmed and refuses to ask pardon or atone, he must not be killed, as formerly; but the challenger may lay his own sword on the aggressor's shoulder, then break the aggressor's sword and say, "I spare your life!" The challenged can never revive the quarrel -- the challenger may.

Rule 6. If A gives B the lie, and B retorts by a blow (being the two greatest offenses), no reconciliation can take place till after two discharges each, or a severe hit; after which B may beg A's pardon humbly for the blow and then A may explain simply for the lie; because a blow is never allowable, and the offense of the lie, therefore, merges in it. (See preceding rules.)

N.B. Challenges for undivulged causes may be reconciled on the ground, after one shot. An explanation or the slightest hit should be sufficient in such cases, because no personal offense transpired.

Rule 7. But no apology can be received, in any case, after the parties have actually taken ground, without exchange of fires.

Rule 8. In the above case, no challenger is obliged to divulge his cause of challenge (if private) unless required by the challenged so to do before their meeting.

Rule 9. All imputations of cheating at play, races, etc., to be considered equivalent to a blow; but may be reconciled after one shot, on admitting their falsehood and begging pardon publicly.

Rule 10. Any insult to a lady under a gentleman's care or protection to be considered as, by one degree, a greater offense than if given to the gentleman personally, and to be regulated accordingly.

Rule 11. Offenses originating or accruing from the support of ladies' reputations, to be considered as less unjustifiable than any others of the same class, and as admitting of slighter apologies by the aggressor: this to be determined by the circumstances of the case, but always favorable to the lady.

Rule 12. In simple, unpremeditated recontres with the smallsword, or couteau de chasse, the rule is -- first draw, first sheath, unless blood is drawn; then both sheath, and proceed to investigation.

Rule 13. No dumb shooting or firing in the air is admissible in any case. The challenger ought not to have challenged without receiving offense; and the challenged ought, if he gave offense, to have made an apology before he came on the ground; therefore, children's play must be dishonorable on one side or the other, and is accordingly prohibited.

Rule 14. Seconds to be of equal rank in society with the principals they attend, inasmuch as a second may either choose or chance to become a principal, and equality is indispensible.

Rule 15. Challenges are never to be delivered at night, unless the party to be challenged intend leaving the place of offense before morning; for it is desirable to avoid all hot-headed proceedings.

Rule 16. The challenged has the right to choose his own weapon, unless the challenger gives his honor he is no swordsman; after which, however, he can decline any second species of weapon proposed by the challenged.

Rule 17. The challenged chooses his ground; the challenger chooses his distance; the seconds fix the time and terms of firing.

Rule 18. The seconds load in presence of each other, unless they give their mutual honors they have charged smooth and single, which should be held sufficient.

Rule 19. Firing may be regulated -- first by signal; secondly, by word of command; or thirdly, at pleasure -- as may be agreeable to the parties. In the latter case, the parties may fire at their reasonable leisure, but second presents and rests are strictly prohibited.

Rule 20. In all cases a miss-fire is equivalent to a shot, and a snap or non-cock is to be considered as a miss-fire.

Rule 21. Seconds are bound to attempt a reconciliation before the meeting takes place, or after sufficient firing or hits, as specified.

Rule 22. Any wound sufficient to agitate the nerves and necessarily make the hand shake, must end the business for that day.

Rule 23. If the cause of the meeting be of such a nature that no apology or explanation can or will be received, the challenged takes his ground, and calls on the challenger to proceed as he chooses; in such cases, firing at pleasure is the usual practice, but may be varied by agreement.

Rule 24. In slight cases, the second hands his principal but one pistol; but in gross cases, two, holding another case ready charged in reserve.

Rule 25. Where seconds disagree, and resolve to exchange shots themselves, it must be at the same time and at right angles with their principals, thus:

If with swords, side by side, with five paces interval.

N.B. All matters and doubts not herein mentioned will be explained and cleared up by application to the committee, who meet alternately at Clonmel and Galway, at the quarter sessions, for that purpose.

 

[saint808]

too many fucking rules... how bout we fight to the death or submission instead... bare fisted.

 

[gorilla_boy]

too many fucking rules... how bout we fight to the death or submission instead... bare fisted.

Nerf bats. I'm single and chicks don't dig bruises...

 

[saint808]

Nerf bats. I'm single and chicks don't dig bruises...

nerf bats to the death.. i'd say we would get bored before we settled the dispute.

 

[Welsh power house]

This is one fucking huge post!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Vectork39]

well now, i cam across this post and i need to be part of it, another question to stir up the kettle however,

do u think we can throw some karma around a bit?

 

[PURE EXTRACT]

NJ IN DA HIZZZZZZZZOUSE!!!!!!!

 

[jettstream]

I'm back from the dead

fat as hell

but i'm back.

 

[gorilla_boy]

nerf bats to the death.. i'd say we would get bored before we settled the dispute.

What about a staring contest then?

 

[gorilla_boy]

Oh thank you sweetheart- have you and saint worked out your differences?


Whos am I anyways?

It turns out that Smalls has title to you but we think that if we team up we can kick her ass. Maybe. Then it's pistols at dawn...

 

[gorilla_boy]

Smalls my darling-- she said we could take on a man..

You know- for variety...

I'm there!

I always thought that a relationship like that would be really cool if you could keep an open mind and jealousy and the like could be controlled by all parties involved. It'd take 3 really secure people.

 

[saint808]

I can't share... I need you all to myself nicole...

 

[saint808]

Not even with smalls?

nope... not even smalls... i'd only need one weekend with you to show you the light.

 

[saint808]

Do you really think you could show me the light in 1 weekend?


I dont know about that- Im tough to corrupt...

corrupt... you are already corrput... i have to fix you!

 

[saint808]

LOL!!! ok ok - you got me there-- I am easily corruptable-

but fixable is doubt full-- I think that would require therapy
Are you by anychance a doctor? Who better yet can write prescriptions?

no but i play one on tv... well ok i don't... i play one in my mind a lot... and i can examine every inch of you.

 

[saint808]

Its my head that needs examining-- everything else seems to be in order!

I'll be the judge of that.

 

[saint808]

LOL!! Could you really tell right off-- or will that require more then 1 weekend?

depends on how well that weekend would go.

 

[saint808]

On a scale of 1 -10

1 being bad- 10 the best ever

How good would the initial weekend have to be- to generate a second weekend?

for you 3... for anyone else 12 or so

 

[saint808]

true... now what can i lure you into my parlor with.... hmmm...

 

[gorilla_boy]

Get yourself a dog leash.

Then walk up to her and say "excuse me, have you seen my little dog?"

Then invite her into your van to go looking for him...

Not that I'd do that sort of thing.

 

[saint808]

Get yourself a dog leash.

Then walk up to her and say "excuse me, have you seen my little dog?"

Then invite her into your van to go looking for him...

Not that I'd do that sort of thing.

dog leash could be useful actually ... hmmm...

 

[Citruscide]

DId someone say "dog leash?"?????

I thought maybe I heard... collar... or chain... or something...

C

 

[saint808]

DOPPLEGANGER

 

[saint808]

LOL!! Oh please enlighten me on how you may use a dog leash....

for s&m sex acts. we can send gorillaboy pictures.

 

[gorilla_boy]

for s&m sex acts. we can send gorillaboy pictures.

Entitle the first one "hogtied bodybuilder".

 

[saint808]

that's disturbing

 

[gorilla_boy]

that's disturbing

 

[saint808]

We will have to take artistic pictures though.. i am not a fan of pornography.

 

[saint808]

sepia toned

 

[saint808]

Like those old fashioned dress up pics??

Now thats something!

sort of... excpet no dressing at all

 

[saint808]

Well what about my leash?

hey if that's what it takes

 

[basskiller]

OK NO

 

[gorilla_boy]

Oh gorilla boy-- what did you do now????


I swear- there is so much drama on this board these days...

Dballer and I posted some really funny shit. Then that mommakin chick decided that I was being politically incorrect and decided to start editing, locking and deleting things.

You know how I feel about that sort of thing...

You want the links? (I'm telling you, as politically incorrect as they were, they'll make you laugh like hell)

 

[gorilla_boy]

Yes-

I really am getting tired of that type of thing- I pretty much mind my business. But I hate that when the Mods see something that offends them personally- they edit and modify etc... unless someone is being threatened.. or something.. let it go...

And I know that 90% of everyone else here feels the same way. Some of the mods are just power-trippers.

I'll email the links to you.

 

[gorilla_boy]

Thanks-

It still makes me laugh that your the center of some serious drama lately-- seems like all the people I like are involved in some sort of scandal.. --

I'm not the sort to back off when challenged...

 

[basskiller]

huh?

Actually just bumping the thread.

 

[saint808]

I'm not the sort to back off when challenged...

you big teddy bear.

 

[casavant]

Whasssuuuup!? I want some lovin. Giveittomegiveittomegiveittomegiveittomegiveittome.

 

[casavant]

Sent you some sugar sweets..

You mean Karma? How do I send that stuff, anyway? I'll hit you back.

 

[Y_lifter]

2448

 

[gorilla_boy]

2450 for this thread-- and this is 2K for me!

Wanna get naked and celebrate together?

 

[saint808]

Sure- what do you want to do when we are naked though?

But becareful- saint may challenge you to another duel..

what GB doesn't know may hurt him!

 

[gorilla_boy]

Sure- what do you want to do when we are naked though?

But becareful- saint may challenge you to another duel..

You can make me your bitch...

 

[gorilla_boy]

what GB doesn't know may hurt him!

Like Nicole's grip of death?

 

[casavant]

The little yin yang sign.. click it on one of my posts..

Done.

 

[gorilla_boy]

Happy Valentine's day, Sweetheart

There's no one else I'd rather stalk

 

[gorilla_boy]

Awwwww thats the sweetest thing ever!

Whats on your agenda for this evening?

I have no Valentine for tonight-- but Im lining one up for the weekend--

Well, I think I'm going to go over to Officer Friendly's house tonight and if not I have at least one other option if I feel like getting laid. I was going to take her go-karting (I'm so romantic) but her kid is sick...

I'd rather be in Boston anyway

 

[gorilla_boy]

How cute! Go carts-- I am boozing.. I probably shouldnt but I am feeling a little bit lonely...

Sooo I have some friend who are all single and willing to booze along with me.. if you cant beat em Join em!

She already got roses on Monday.

She was upset about some things so I went over with a bottle of wine to cheer her up.

 

[gorilla_boy]

Ohhh Thats so nice!!

Thats what friends are for--

I had to do that for a friend on Tuesday night-- some time when things are bad you just dont want to be alone...

It's just too bad I waste my efforts on the wrong women...

 

[gorilla_boy]

Isnt that the way--

I invest my time and energy into the ones who cant give it back-- and would do it again and again.. with nothing in return...

I've got to ditch this one soon. She has a lot of traits that I adore but a good number that I can't overlook, a lot of hard to find qualities but a good number of hard to take ones too.

I've dated a lot of girls in the last year and not one has shown great promise (OK, 1 but she's not really available). Rather disappointing...

 

[gorilla_boy]

Heres to finding someone who doesnt suck!!

I'll drink to that, mon ami!

 

[gorilla_boy]

Ill be sailing with the Captn tonight...

I think I'll maybe just stay home and read...

Hey, meet me half way?

Utica, NY is about 4 hours for both of us

 

[saint808]

i'm spending tonight cleaning the toilet in my bathroom upstairs... i know how to live and stuff...

 

[gorilla_boy]

i'm spending tonight cleaning the toilet in my bathroom upstairs... i know how to live and stuff...

What city do you live in/near?

 

[saint808]

none really

 

[gorilla_boy]

gorilla boy- what does saints location have to do with the fact he likes to clean his toliets on Valentines day?

Nothing.

It was actually rather silly of me to quote him...

I'm frum Canaduh so I'm kinda slow, eh.

 

[saint808]

Much like this board is slow today... people must be ooot and aboot, eh?

 

[gorilla_boy]

Much like this board is slow today... people must be ooot and aboot, eh?

Why do people say we sound like that??

We don't, I swear, eh.

 

[~~~]

uhh.. bump

 

[Liberator]

Dillon

You son of a bitch

Whatsa matter, the CIA got you pushing too many pencils

You never did know when to quit, huh

 

[mattcanning99]

i have bad news for you guys: Tha One Crumcake's ultimate diet to getting ripped while maintaing muscle has more views than this thread. replies - no, but i think this thread should be the winner in both.

(2) jen bfl's pics on triedia has more views as well.

 

[Island Son]

(2) jen bfl's pics on triedia has more views as well.

She does???
See ya!!

 

[saint808]

With no gorilla- boy- Ive got noone to talk to this am...



saint???

I feel wierd on this thread now.

 

[FreakMonster]

Hey guys!!

 

[FreakMonster]

I see your keeping my thread alive

 

[FreakMonster]

LOL! Im working on it..

All my little buddies are dropping like flies!!


xooxox heres some sugar Freak!

Ohh thank ya sweetie.

Give me some karma baby

I want to feel your karma

 

[FreakMonster]

LOL! hit me and Ill hit ya back--


Im actually all out.. I gave it all to saint..

I should have somemore later.. to share with my hot hunny!

You Karma Whore!!

You know better than to give yourself away to everyone else

 

[FreakMonster]

LOL!!

Im sorry sweets-- Ill make it up to-- just dont spank me.

Ok I won't spank ya, I'll just give you something pleasureable

 

[PURE EXTRACT]

this is waaaayyyyy off subject, but how's training going Nicole?

 

[PURE EXTRACT]

like my back? that was last summer, I think if I remember right I was...190 something then. Right now I'm 210. Can't wait to start dieting

 

[Elite_Fry]

what a silly post

 

[Lady Viking]

bump

 

[saint808]

well since gorilla boy is gone... i don;t know where to start anyone else wanna figh over nicole?

 

[smallmovesal]

he knows not to mess with me

 

[wyst]

I'd fight you over her, saint -- in a heartbeat -- but I don't visit this thread often enough to win. Guess we'll just have to share.

Wyst

PS: Kissed any more girlies lately, Nic? I have to scan the back posts here to check!

Wyst

 

[wyst]

Hey Smalls! Long time no same time posts! How you livin', girl?

Wyst

 

[smallmovesal]

alright i guess. nothing much to report... i weigh 120 now!!

you?

 

[smallmovesal]

green card here i come!

 

[wyst]

Lol! Sounds like you fell off the wagon! So...details?

Wyst

 

[smallmovesal]

i just had to announce that my pita is falling apart and it's bothering me.

carry on.

 

[smallmovesal]

bacon, bacon bits, chicken, caesar salad dressing, romaine lettuce, parmesan cheese, croutons.

 

[smallmovesal]

caesar anything is great... the plus is that no one comes near me after i eat one.

 

[smallmovesal]

LOL!

I would baby--