puddlemonkey

I have to pee

cause I'd just whore my own messages all day

too bad this shit doesn't count as posts

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There once was a girl from Michigan
and though her intentions were innocent
She posted on EF
And there did connect
And boarded a plane to visit him

Upon a Thursday morning she did land
At the gate he awaited as planned
And though he had lost weight, she should have known
The appearance of mismatched clothes and facial hair
Were clear indicators to catch the next plane home

The signals continued to flood in
With bags collected, we attempted to leave
But without directions on his sleeve
We couldn’t go far, he had lost the car
And a grumpy demeanor admitted

It was my weekend for vacation he says
An outline of events we did intend
I’m sad to say things didn’t happen this way
After emotional outbursts ensuing, and him waking up in urine
I sat around the house alone, with anger and shame brewing

Forgive me readers as I'm about to get blunt
I had no idea all the sneaking away was to call the c$%^
Rendered spineless after years of control
EF Supporters all well-aware
Promises of meat-ups and long distance love
All in manipulation to satisfy her pill hunt


So goes the story of the San Diego Meat-up
I hope you learned something new
For those girls looking to travel for love
To Jon79 I wouldn't do



True Story

just in case the thread gets deleted

lol

hey bro, can you talk for a sec in platchat please?
in need of some advice....

Thank you kind sir