back in the rave days (late 90's) we would pour Vicks on our chest to trigger the X and get more intense feeling. Now that i'm thinking about it: geigh X10
But the ugly guy will shoot his load into a hot chick and at the end of the day that's probably the only thing he cares. When you know that something will obviously never happen (in this case have a nice romantic relationship with a hottie) you just settle for less.