chris302001

lol DEX!

oh ....golf shoes are a different story!

christopher, if i ever see you wearing clown shoes like the ones below, it's definitely over. lololol

INowHAveStYleAdrol.





I guess the other ones were to Matlockish for Smurf.

I dug em...

Yeah... I'm holed up in guest room of her parent's digs, very nice btw, in San Jose... yeah... this narrative ain't over, though. We are on the same page of awkwardness and it's okay, and I get a ride to airport in morning. Friendship it shall be.

heheeh o'rly?

lol @ sleep. all the air leaked out of the mattress (theres a hole in it apparently) and i wound up basically sleeping on the hardwood floor = not fucking comfortable. i kept waking up going "oww. fuck this is uncomfortable. oww" so lol not a lot of sleep. or, at least, not a night of sleep that Im used to.

She thinks Smurfy has nice boobs. Also she would rather be filmed on Cheaters than A website about Steroids...
She majored in Photography at Cal, speaks 4 languages, and while she doesn't think we are douches, is pulling a Malibu Pretentious.... I've got an open mind type shit.
She snores like you would expect Chewbacca or worse, you would expect PuddleMonkey too. Ohhh... Feel Wendy's Plight I really do. LOL
Like whenever I'm at a chic's house and I haven't had any sleep, Iget that I"m 15 again feeling and your parents are gone so you wanna like wanna wander around her dome and explore....
I think I''m gonna go fuck with all her photography equipment.

oh yeah, the menu tonight: sausage and peppers, stuffed shells, chicken pignoli, steamed spinach and salad.