AND not only that but you gotta look at it this way. if you made your asshole go to sleep and had some dude bang you out then you wouldn't have needed a new butt hole. right!? theory proven
so let me get this straight... you're telling me that if you sit on your hand until it goes to sleep and jerk someone ELSE off. that it's not gay??? i know you said you've done it a hand full (pun intended) of times... sounds legit in your head but doing it would = the ghey!
did you lose your license for a year and have to be a passenger in someone's car? your right arm is way darker than the left. or do you drive a right hand car??