Happening.....Gladiator Jr

[SPEKTOR-AAA]

Sooooo not sure if this premature or not but teh GLAD just called me and said she (the ex) is at the hospital right now and is GOING to be having the baby. As in shes going into LABOR to have Mr. JR himself. He sounded slightly full of adrenaline so hopefully this isnt a false alarm. I just wanted to usher the news for y'all since Glad is slightly preoccupied at the moment.

Good luck bro....

 

[SPEKTOR-AAA]

Update shes 9 cm dialated.....

 

[chris302001]

I'll believe it when I see pics

 

[iggy]

lies

 

[the.gladiator1987]

She's only 2cm dilated the nurse messed up, whats dumb cunt. They gave her some medicine to stop contractions but if she's already in labor then I guess the medicine wont work

Im not signing the birth certificate no matter what

 

[chris302001]

She's only 2cm dilated the nurse messed up, whats dumb cunt. They gave her some medicine to stop contractions but if she's already in labor then I guess the medicine wont work

Im not signing the birth certificate no matter what

2 cm is nothing. If she doesnt make changes, assuming any of the bs is true, they will send her home.

 

[iggy]

glad, be sure to sign it before it pops out of the womb, even if it is a black baby.

 

[the.gladiator1987]

Ya I honestly jus wanna go work out this is boring

 

[iggy]

you fathering a black child that isn't yours would make for great reality t.v.
we'd get rich.

just sayin'

 

[uamaverick]

you fathering a black child that isn't yours would make for great reality t.v.
we'd get rich.

just sayin'

LMAO. She seems like the type that would go for some bigngrdck.

 

[the.gladiator1987]

She's 3.5 cm dilated. They jus broke her water

 

[chris302001]

are you there updating us on a phone or something?

 

[cuthroat]

Damn...I just drove through your town yesterday. Had I known I would have stayed for the festivities. You going to watch?

 

[75th]

Poor kid. No shot whatsoever.

 

[chris302001]

 

[the.gladiator1987]

Yea im updating on my phone. Ima stay but ill leave after a couple hours if it goes nowhere.

 

[-SD-]

Poor kid. No shot whatsoever.

Hes gonna be a pro baller

Havent you heard rob

 

[chris302001]

Yea im updating on my phone. Ima stay but ill leave after a couple hours if it goes nowhere.

good man

 

[cuthroat]

I hear your supposed to get crunk and come back to the hospital during the middle of or post birth.

 

[AAP]

Watch it turned out to be a slant eye when it pops out.

"ohhh Graddyrator junior here."

 

[HollywoodSwole]

Yea im updating on my phone. Ima stay but ill leave after a couple hours if it goes nowhere.

dude if you can post on your phone, you can take pics to post with your phone. we all gotta see this disaster, i mean miracle of life

but really bor, if this is for real, hope it goes well for momma and your/his child

 

[chris302001]

dude if you can post on your phone, you can take pics to post with your phone. we all gotta see this disaster, i mean miracle of life

but really bor, if this is for real, hope it goes well for momma and your/his child

this. wishing yall an uneventful delivery.

 

[shibs]

Watch it turned out to be a slant eye when it pops out.

"ohhh Graddyrator junior here."

http://www.epicfunnypictures.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/hude-baby2.jpg

but jokes aside i hope all goes well brother

 

[just...v]

Yea im updating on my phone. Ima stay but ill leave after a couple hours if it goes nowhere.

Glad, it's childbirth. It's gonna take several hours.

 

[SPEKTOR-AAA]

lmao a Glads comment and V's response

 

[DannoMight]

LOL @ breaking her water and you leaving if it ain't going nowhere. she's having the baby 100% if the break her water you dumbass.

Also epiderals will prolong the birthing process.

When was she supposed to be due?

 

[DannoMight]

LOL @ breaking her water and you leaving if it ain't going nowhere. she's having the baby 100% if the break her water you dumbass.

Also epiderals will prolong the birthing process.

When was she supposed to be due?

 

[puddlemonkey]

Glad, it's childbirth. It's gonna take several hours.

typical of a woman to make a big production out of everything little thing

 

[cuthroat]

typical of a woman to make a big production out of everything little thing

lol

 

[the.gladiator1987]

Lol, she was due april 2nd

 

[EnderJE]

Dude, go out clubbing and get toked up AND THEN come back to show your support. I smell sitcom!

 

[DannoMight]

All my kids came out late and over 8lbs. They were also all induced babies. They were too comfy in there. Maybe your obgyn was way off or she may have drank some castor oil to induce herself because she was tired of being prego.

 

[-SD-]

Your kid is fucked out of any athletic chance now that hes a preemee, all small and weak and shit

 

[pdaddyII]

Good luck brah! Ask to check her cervix and slip in a few apricot seeds...it will speed up the process

 

[just...v]

typical of a woman to make a big production out of everything little thing

The father of my kids fell asleep while I was writhing in pain with my first kid and went for Chinese food while I was having my second. Men are bastards when you need them most.

 

[puddlemonkey]

The father of my kids fell asleep while I was writhing in pain with my first kid

you probably wore him out with your excessive nagging on the way to the hospital

 

[just...v]

you probably wore him out with your excessive nagging on the way to the hospital

I drove myself, he arrived later.

 

[puddlemonkey]

I drove myself, he arrived later.

so you didn't bother to stop and pick him up?


typical of women thinking about nobody but themselves.

 

[just...v]

so you didn't bother to stop and pick him up?


typical of women thinking about nobody but themselves.

I couldn't get ahold of him at work, I even told him that I thought I was going into labor that morning before he left.









Bastard.

 

[puddlemonkey]

I couldn't get ahold of him at work, I even told him that I thought I was going into labor that morning before he left.









Bastard.

typical of a women to try to make every thread about them

 

[puddlemonkey]

I win

 

[SPEKTOR-AAA]

Just v...little resentment ehh? Lol

 

[puddlemonkey]

SB told me she's crazy

 

[just...v]

Just v...little resentment ehh? Lol

Lol, you could say that. He's one of those types that make a chick hate all men.

 

[just...v]

SB told me she's crazy

 

[puddlemonkey]

I am without guilt

 

[just...v]

I am without guilt

But I thought you liked me......


*sniff, sniff

 

[SPEKTOR-AAA]

SB told me she's crazy

Lmao w/e puddles

 

[puddlemonkey]

But I thought you liked me......


*sniff, sniff

 

[puddlemonkey]

what stalker caused you to disable profile messages? was it mitch again?

 

[just...v]

what stalker caused you to disable profile messages? was it mitch again?

Not Mitch, but he is definitely a stalker.

 

[puddlemonkey]

wait, are you and SB not talking?


was my timeline right once again?

 

[SPEKTOR-AAA]

Lol, you could say that. He's one of those types that make a chick hate all men.

FML so this is why certain wimmenz are so bitter....lmao...what a fucker

 

[just...v]

wait, are you and SB not talking?


was my timeline right once again?

No, we've been talking. It's not him.

 

[puddlemonkey]

No, we've been talking. It's not him.

hhhmmmmm... I can't really think of anyone else on that level of douchiness. cw maybe.

 

[Smurfy]

so did this baby get born or what

 

[babushka]

black baby?

 

[just...v]

so did this baby get born or what

+1.


Hope everything's ok.

 

[cindylou]

you probably wore him out with your excessive nagging on the way to the hospital

lol no...actually that was me...not V

 

[SouthernLord]

The poor kid has conjoined twin myslexia

 

[the.gladiator1987]

She's 8.5 cm dilated and bout ready to deliver

 

[just...v]

lol no...actually that was me...not V

Lol, I'm not a nagger at all. But when I get fed up....watch the fugg out.

 

[cindylou]

Lol, I'm not a nagger at all. But when I get fed up....watch the fugg out.

lol I didn't realize I was..but looking back..oh my god. I actually nagged him about his driving on the way to the hospital..then we fought over where he was going to park.

 

[stevesmi]

surprised the docs are being this patient with her. must be cause its Cali.

usually they wait a couple hours then decide to just cut the baby out cause they are gonna miss their tennis match.

you got yourself a good doctor glad.

 

[cindylou]

I was in labor for 18 hours....doc even gave me the section talk..then she came..in 15 mintues

 

[cindylou]

is glad in the delivery room w/ her or in the waiting room? lol

 

[DannoMight]

he need to be calling maury as it happens

 

[just...v]

She's 8.5 cm dilated and bout ready to deliver

Good luck, Glad. Don't pass out.

 

[B0ARDIN087]

Hope everything goes well. And the baby is healthy

 

[just...v]

I was in labor for 18 hours....doc even gave me the section talk..then she came..in 15 mintues

So was I, well, a little longer than that. They never talked to me about a C section, thou. The midwives were discussing if the should get the doctor toward the end there. I did scream at her to "get the elfin doctor cause what your doing ain't working!"




She got the doc and I had him not long after that.

 

[DannoMight]

and not his.

i got $5 that say he signs the BC. Claiming it looks like him

 

[the.gladiator1987]

Lol, im not signing shit. She is gonna name him a jr though and put it under the baby's name, and leave the fathers name blank

 

[calveless wonder]

She's leaving the dad's name blank??

Wow. Then she knows she has np clue who the father is

 

[the.gladiator1987]

Wait I didn't mean that. I just meant im not signing anything, she will most likely put my name as the father. I was jus sayin that my signature wont be there

 

[DannoMight]

she'll forge it. or she'll name the baby what she wants when your not around

 

[just...v]

So are you in with her or what? How are they?







The suspense is killing me....

 

[the.gladiator1987]

She's 9.5cm dilated. Im right next to her. Her,mom, bestfriend, and brother are in here too.

 

[ExtraMile]

She's 9.5cm dilated. Im right next to her. Her,mom, bestfriend, and brother are in here too.

lol and you're on your phone posting it all on here as it happens? good shit at least your dedicated to the EF chat ppl lol

 

[ExtraMile]

bookie event on if gladiator is the dad or not!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[cuthroat]

lol and you're on your phone posting it all on here as it happens? good shit at least your dedicated to the EF chat ppl lol

damnd straight...

 

[Mr. dB]

I hope all goes well for her and the baby.

And that it's not yours.

 

[-SD-]

Glad is certainly dedicated to his EF robs need for baby updates I will say that much

 

[calveless wonder]

i have a funny feeling that glad is not the dad.

he might get a second chance at living a normal 20 something year old life

 

[Smurfy]

woohoo this is so exciting. are you going to take pics and post?

 

[-SD-]

i have a funny feeling that glad is not the dad.

he might get a second chance at living a normal 20 something year old life

bookie event for if the lesson was learned after 5 years.

 

[chris302001]

Pics!

 

[AAP]

Glad is certainly dedicated to his EF robs need for baby updates I will say that much

+1 We haven't had this much board dedication since... well I don't know when.

 

[-SD-]

I would rather see pics of the paternity test

 

[-SD-]

+1 We haven't had this much board dedication since... well I don't know when.

of course it doesnt reflect positively on his fatherly ability or his attention given to privacy for his ex and baby loloooll

 

[the.gladiator1987]

Im holding her leg right now and I can see the head starting to come out. Im texting in between contractions/pushing lol. He has dark long hair. What kid of pics do I take

 

[ramnares]

Thinking any kind would do...congrats either way though..

 

[-SD-]

Im holding her leg right now and I can see the head starting to come out. Im texting in between contractions/pushing lol. He has dark long hair. What kid of pics do I take

put the damn phone down for a while and update us when birth is over and everything is settled down bro

 

[SPEKTOR-AAA]

Im holding her leg right now and I can see the head starting to come out. Im texting in between contractions/pushing lol. He has dark long hair. What kid of pics do I take

Lmao....congrats bro but pay attention to the baby not your effin phone hahahaha

 

[cindylou]

of course it doesnt reflect positively on his fatherly ability or his attention given to privacy for his ex and baby loloooll

Johnny did the same thing...sent out mass texts and fb updates on the status of my cervix. I was mortified when I found out thats what he was doing when I was stupid with pain..I can't believe I didn't notice he was on his phone lol...I was trying to be in a happy place......lol

this thread is bringing back memories...

 

[canadianhitman]

Is there a bookie event for whether Glad is the father or not? There really should be.

 

[DannoMight]

when my wife went into heavy labor with my son i stayed on the other side of the room and was eating hard boiled eggs for breakfast. i didn't want no part of what she was going through. with the last baby i ate good before we went to the hospital and she was induced

 

[just...v]

Thinking any kind would do...congrats either way though..

Just the baby after he's hatched and clean.

 

[SPEKTOR-AAA]

Is there a bookie event for whether Glad is the father or not? There really should be.

lol...i wonder how long a paternity test takes?

 

[-SD-]

lol...i wonder how long a paternity test takes?

if i were Glad i would be taking that shit today
who the fuck wants to delay knowing

 

[SPEKTOR-AAA]

seriously......fuck