Java you my buddy bro I am pleased that you have pulled her away from PuddleMonkey. Also dont forget the rum and chicken with mustard and salsa for the Win
JG you forget you don't like the wimmenzs![]()
I think javaguru has temporarily lost his mind. He's never been an e-flirter![]()
o'rly?
do you want me to forward you the cawk pics he sent me?

salsa on chicken is bomb
for sure. the $5.00 salsa at costco is huge. and if you mix it with some brocolli and cheese it's more than a success.
i know how to cook better than most housewives....
perhaps, but I know you're way better at cleaning than i'll ever belol I'd bet you're a better cook than I am![]()
perhaps, but I know you're way better at cleaning than i'll ever be
pbly. I'd rather be a good cook than a good maid lol arent you celibate JG?
lol yeah..someone knows what I'm talking about. It's cheap quick and easy.. lol
So are most married menz....relationship status has nothing to do with sexual activity...

what are you trying to say? you are married?![]()
what are you trying to say? you are married?![]()
lol @ you being that![]()
get back in the kitchen and make me a sammich...
you just got told
but she still brought me the sammich....
yeah, she let me fart in it before she gave it to you tho.
discuss....
I've got shit to do today, I'll deal with you later.
Lawl! Gross!
He's totally gonna get pink eye now
Puddles vs Java
Can we make this a bookie event?
He'd youtube me to death.
I've got shit to do today, I'll deal with you later.
I funny support Cindy's board flirting, I think it's healthy for someone in her position. I hope she's doing it in IRL too.
I funny support Cindy's board flirting, I think it's healthy for someone in her position. I hope she's doing it in IRL too.

does JG celibacy include masturbation?
You tell me!
You haven't been posting much.
oh yeah, that. working two full times jobs keeps me busy. I wouldn't normally do it except they overlap which allows me to work both 40hrs a week jobs by putting in 10hrs a day M-F.
Maybe you should get a third full time job....
oh snap, the Swift groupie has jokes.
I know somewhere...puddles is crying...![]()

you're enjoying this too much![]()
how ome no one is hooking up with me! its the internet! pretend im not married or pregnant dammit!!!!!!!
MEMEME
we hooked up?!
how come no one is hooking up with me! its the internet! pretend im not married or pregnant dammit!!!!!!!
MEMEME
hmmm...
I suck
ps, I watched that vid(s) link...very good![]()
what vid...the Taylor vid??
BACK OFFhe's MINE
lol![]()
hmmm...
I suck
ps, I watched that vid(s) link...very good![]()
no...the vid digi sent me....
i'll let it slide if you let me e-motorboat you're e-bewbees![]()
LOLOL.....built for comfort or built for speed??
not a 7 series bimmer?
lol@the cts
he just basically said you're worthless.
not a 7 series bimmer?
so that whole "fastest production car" thing doesn't do anything for you mr. fucking used car salesman??
are you talking about the new supercharged cts-v? I actually drove one of those a couple weeks ago and they are infrigginsane.
But, $60,000+ for a car that's going to be worth 30 grand in a year is retarded. Caddies depreciate faster than droppin a rock in a bucket.
I will however most likely be buying one next year or so when they begin to tank cuz that car is FUN!

also, the cts isn't the fastest production car...
their words...
Experience the world's fastest production sedan-the 556hp supercharged 2010 CTS-V.
their words...
Experience the world's fastest production sedan-the 556hp supercharged 2010 CTS-V.
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