Conspiracy Nuts and Conspiracy Theories

[solarclimax]

A collection of quotes by famous people on world power conspiracies from the Tentmaker's Wisdom Quotes Site.

http://www.tentmaker.org/Quotes/conspiracy_%20nuts_theories.htm

 

[nimbus]

who sent you?

 

[SouthernLord]

 

[nimbus]

what's the point of pooping out food

 

[SouthernLord]

It's just a theory bro. Are you some sort of conspirator?

 

[nimbus]

yes

 

[SouthernLord]

Yes. Yes indeed.

 

[shirlene29]

how did solarclimax get back in here

 

[-SD-]

If me and shirl combine forces can we bant
?

 

[-SD-]

hey jackass, heres a little lesson on propaganda techniques and how it applies to your moonbat wingnut crap:
Trailer for Mrs. Doubtfire:
Good:

Bad:

Bonus vid!

You starting to see how this sort of shit works bor?

 

[nimbus]

omg lol at the recut trailer

 

[-SD-]

omg lol at the recut trailer

Silence of the Lambs is teh RomCom hit of the summer bor!

 

[75th]

Oh yeah, and solarclimax is still a fucking retard.

 

[75th]

Ive always been partial to the Sleepless in Seattle and The Ring recuts:

 

[needtogetarmy]

Let's stop hyjacking this thread.

Conspiracies? Yes, I believe in many of them.

1) Yes the government did know about 9/11.
2) The flight headed to the pentagon was shot down by US jet fighters.
3) UFO's exist and not even the president knows now because he is not on the need to know list.
4) HIV was created by man but it wasn't used to kill homos, just people in the 3rd wold that do not have access/don't use condoms.
5) Obama really does suck. (some people are really delusional and just can't deal this guy is a hack. Who the fvck needs a teleprompter to talk to 3rd graders?!? Obama, that is who.)

I have more in my back pocket. I'll whip them out later.

 

[binö]

lol

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

Let's stop hyjacking this thread.

Conspiracies? Yes, I believe in many of them.

1) Yes the government did know about 9/11.
2) The flight headed to the pentagon was shot down by US jet fighters.
3) UFO's exist and not even the president knows now because he is not on the need to know list.
4) HIV was created by man but it wasn't used to kill homos, just people in the 3rd wold that do not have access/don't use condoms.
5) Obama really does suck. (some people are really delusional and just can't deal this guy is a hack. Who the fvck needs a teleprompter to talk to 3rd graders?!? Obama, that is who.)

I have more in my back pocket. I'll whip them out later.

The first two are certainly in the realm of possibility.

The third, I'm sure the president at least contemplates himself the possibility of UFOs existing, and has seen TV/news reports like anyone else.

The fourth, if it was created by man to kill 3rd worlders, why the hell are we spending so much gub'ment *cough* taxpayer cash trying to help them? Are people really that brainwashed into thinking it's doing any good? And you'd think they'd come up with a disease that would kill them off a shitload faster and more efficiently.

Fifth, yeah Obama certainly ain't much brighter than Bush, if at all, and it's plenty apparent he speaks far more eloquently with a prompter, but these days that shit's probably required before he talks to any group in public. If we ever encounter aliens, guaranteed someone will throw a teleprompter in front of our leader before he's allowed to say jack shit.


And for a bonus point I think that the truth eventually comes out about everything, just that a lot of times it seems to happen when people don't even give a shit anymore. No wonder we keep repeating history.

 

[-SD-]

lol

lololol a masterstroke rob

 

[binö]

lol when the terminator is tagging sarah connor

 

[binö]

 

[nefertiti]

Let's stop hyjacking this thread.

Conspiracies? Yes, I believe in many of them.

1) Yes the government did know about 9/11.
2) The flight headed to the pentagon was shot down by US jet fighters.
3) UFO's exist and not even the president knows now because he is not on the need to know list.
4) HIV was created by man but it wasn't used to kill homos, just people in the 3rd wold that do not have access/don't use condoms.
5) Obama really does suck. (some people are really delusional and just can't deal this guy is a hack. Who the fvck needs a teleprompter to talk to 3rd graders?!? Obama, that is who.)

I have more in my back pocket. I'll whip them out later.

1) The belief that they ahd intelligence that they didn't act on isn't really a conspiracy theory and is certainly possible if not probable.

2) Highly doubtful. Plenty of land between the president and the pentagon to shoot down a plane that wouldn't have involved loss of life outside of the plane passengers. I also know civilians who worked in view of the incident who don't recall seeing anything of that variety.

3) I'm iffy/could go either way on the existence of ET and gubment knowledge of it, but lol at pulling a conspiracy theory from the movie independance day.

4) Come on dude....No way.

5) Not agreeing with the man's politics doesn't make him a dummy. And using a teleprompter isn't really proof either way. I use my gps to go places I've gone a hundred times....I know how to get there, but there's a certain comfort in looking down and seeing where I am in the journey. Sound is off, but the mild visual prompt keeps me from getting off track if I zone out. I could see a guy who loves to talk using something like that just to make sure he didn't run over time or something of that nature.

 

[nefertiti]

lol at the recuts, btw.

 

[Arabian]

how did solarclimax get back in here

Idk however i gave him POSITIVE K>lol