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Trivial things that annoy you.....

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Tell me about trivial things that annoy you....

For example, it REALLY annoys me that watches or clocks with roman numerals show IIII instead of IV representing 4, I understand why they do it I just think it looks awful....
It also annoys me to see lazy fatties walk up to walmart and use the scooter cart thingy just so they don't have to walk, that's right fatty, you rest! :mad:
It also annoys me how I open ketchup packets and I manage to rip a damn corner off but no ketchup comes out so i have to tear a bigger piece and big blobs of ketchup come out instead....

How bout you guys?
 
when my nails get too long and i can't cut them
when i crack eggs and little egg shell chunks fall in the mix
when i meat new people and they are intimidated by how jacked and tan i am
 
single ply TP
when the plastic things on the end of shoelaces falls off,
and it's a cvnt trying to feed it thru the eyelets.
when i duece, shower, then have to duece again
when my lunch sandwich gets soggy
 
calls during nap time
in laws
sunburns where your skin peels
people showing up @ my house without a phone call
I cant so much as pee without someone watching me and trying to crawl into my lap
wait, I love that and hate that all at the same time
 
When I sit down to drop a deuce and my cat comes running, seeking attention. He could be outside terrorizing all the birds and squirrels but somehow he knows what I'm doing and still comes running.

And then he comes in and plops down on the floor just out of reach.
 
people in general..

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the internal revenue service

my wifes therapist who keeps ranting and raving stuff like, "leave him while there's still time." and " we should get a sample of your DNA, just in case."

the guy who came up with the law that you have to "prove" self defense when you're charged with murder.
 
Walking up the stairs to my room with a near filled to the rim glass of milk without spilling a drop and then getting careless 2 feet from my room and sloshing it.

Working and sweating hard in the sun all day and coming home with a minor brown spot on the back of the undies even though I don't remember farting and I know I wiped well. Like wtf.

People that ride your ass and then smash around to get in front of you only to have you both stop at a red light 5 seconds later. And the point of that was?...

Having to pee really bad, but being in a situation where you can't use the restroom only to hold it the whole time and then dribble a little on yourself mid-unzip of the fly.

Grizzle in a burger.
 
people that complain all the time and yet do nothing to solve their problems

(not referring to this thread, seriously)

people who don't understand how they're paid, then 3 months later ask questions about a perceived problem (my job)

people who are warned 4x that they have to sign up for health insurance, yet don't do it, then hate me cuz I tell them no. My baby has cancer! (make me feel like shit some more, thanks)

Ah...the life of an HR guy (non Toby)
 
When I sit down to drop a deuce and my cat comes running, seeking attention. He could be outside terrorizing all the birds and squirrels but somehow he knows what I'm doing and still comes running.

And then he comes in and plops down on the floor just out of reach.

you could just shut the door
 
I got into the 'text' scene late.
As in 2008. However, people who don't return texts.
Before it didn't bother me, however, last year I realized, it's common courtesy to respon promptly.

Other than that, whiners.
 
you could just shut the door
I thought my thread annoyed you? :qt::confused:

It annoys me how when I give my dogs a treat one of them will gobble it and the other will take it to the corner, wait for the other to com by and try to snatch it, pick a fight and then eat it *sigh*

I also hate it when Im eating something yummy and Im leaving a special piece/nibble or something for last and when I realize I ate it and didnt enjoy it :)
 
I thought my thread annoyed you? :qt::confused:

It annoys me how when I give my dogs a treat one of them will gobble it and the other will take it to the corner, wait for the other to com by and try to snatch it, pick a fight and then eat it *sigh*

I also hate it when Im eating something yummy and Im leaving a special piece/nibble or something for last and when I realize I ate it and didnt enjoy it :)

maybe it's not the thread, it could just be you...


let me stew on it and i'll report back ;)
 
I like to speed when i drive, so if there isn't much traffic, id go 65+ on a 45 speed limit road. Then i see the light ahead and i'm glaring at it, daring it/hoping it wont turn red...and just when i get really close it turns yellow but i'm too far to make it, so i have slow down, sucks breaks my speed rush!:mad:

I don't know why i haven't gotten any tickets yet!!lol
i got stopped 3 times so far but they all let me go with a warning. They took down my driver's license #/info every time, so i was thinking i'd be in their system or something, but the second and third cop didn't bring up my previous warning(s). So maybe i'm not on their naughty drivers watch list after all.:confused:
 
Anything having to do with cat puke.

Not having my spreadsheet tally with what the bank says I have.

Getting under the shower and realizing that I forgot the wash cloth.

Doing transcription for a female doctor.

Waking up about 45 minutes before I have to get up because I have to pee. I almost never fall back to sleep.

Jehovah's Witnesses.
 
not so trivial but still:

=If a girl puts her shoes on the bed or couch ( instant no next date)
=vulgarity or ghetto talk especially from people who know better.
If your from the ghetto its fine becuase thats what you were exposed too and not your fault.
= I don't mind white lies, but real lies I do.
White lies are often becuase or trust issues, or insecurity so I forgive those.
= I hate no respect for God or Religions.
Some People think Science is the end all.
NO. Science is simply the marker of the seen. Religion can try at its best to seek the other. We need BOTH
 
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not so trivial but still:

=If a girl puts her shoes on the bed or couch ( instant no next date)
=vulgarity or ghetto talk especially from people who know better.
If your form the ghetto its fine becuase thats what you were exposed too and not your fault.
= I dont mind white lies, but real lies I dont.
White lies are often becuase or trust issues, or insecurity so I forgive those.
= I hate no respect for God or Religions. People think Science is the end all.
NO Science is simply the marker of the seen. Religion can try at its best to seek the other. We need BOTH

people who don't use spell check. :)
 
not so trivial but still:

=If a girl puts her shoes on the bed or couch ( instant no next date)
=vulgarity or ghetto talk especially from people who know better.
If your form the ghetto its fine becuase thats what you were exposed too and not your fault.
= I dont mind white lies, but real lies I dont.
White lies are often becuase or trust issues, or insecurity so I forgive those.
= I hate no respect for God or Religions. People think Science is the end all.
NO Science is simply the marker of the seen. Religion can try at its best to seek the other. We need BOTH
The religion vs Science point is very important, Im not a believer but I respect those who are, my best friend is a big believer and she tells me all the time about her dreams and how God talks to her and stuff and I dont mock her or argue with her, hell sometimes Im kinda jealous because they have something to believe in and hold on to during rough situations.... I just cynically take the crap thrown at me, pick myself up, dust myself off and keep walking, but it's also good because I dont have a higher power to blame for my problems/bad moments.....
 
science vs. religion is a modern fallacy

TRUE! and that's why i take the kierkegaardian stance. i am a fideist.
science and religion are not at odds. it's assinine to pit them against
each other.

there is nothing outside the physical world that can't be explained. if it
is thought to be "super natural" or "mystic" it is because currently we
don't have the technology to measure and quantify. when we do, it will
find it's rightful place in science.

i beleieve in god. not an anthropormorphic - judeo christian god. it is the
height of arragance to beleieve YOU can define god.
evolution is factual. the earth is approx 4.3 billion yrs old. man is just
another mammal. consciousness, opposing thumbs and a xxx large
brain are advantages but, we like all life forms will be extinct one day.
 
kathy, layinback and penn jillette.

speaking of religion - science. of course penn is famous for being half of
penn and teller. he is also a world renown skeptic. he's a super smart - nice
and he's BIG! i'm 6'4 kathy's 6'0 and he towers over us.
 
my dad is a jehovah's witness :mad:



ok, uhm, people that pull out in front of you when there is no one behind you
getting out of the shower and realizing theres no towels in the bathroom
when someone puts an empty container of any kind back into the fridge
dr's offices that make you wait an hour in the waiting room but if you're ten minutes late tell you you have to reschedule (this also falls under how much I hate the new receptionist at my dr's office)
spelling police in an informal forum (I type with index fingers dammit and I do it fast, bite me!)
know it alls of any kind
badly behaved children in public places with parents that ignore said bad behavior, cmon make an effort to look like you care
badly behaved pets and their doting owners that dont have a clue
when u forget to shake ketchup or mustard and like colored water runs out
sour orange juice in a bar
cheap sheets
cheap towels
everyone filling up the sink when the empty dishwasher is right next to it
 
Was watching the ESPN show, First Down and
Nimbus and Cdub were right, Skip Bayless is annoying.
 
MM finds your dad annoying
You would find them annoying too if their church, which has a parking lot that can accomodate about ten cars were across the street from your house, too. Now bear in mind, their congregation is well into the 100s. This means you have to plan your life around THEIR Tuesday night/Thursday night and two session Sunday meetings.

I have to plan when I can have friends over and when I can run errands because if I don't, I probably will get home and have no parking until about 10:30 p.m. and if I'm not careful when I invite friends over my friends may end up having to park two or more blocks from my house.

I'm not joking. There are so many of their cars that they create traffic hazards because they park illegally.

Hey, Shirlene, how'd you manage to avoid getting roped into that scheme, er, religion?
 
You would find them annoying too if their church, which has a parking lot that can accomodate about ten cars were across the street from your house, too. Now bear in mind, their congregation is well into the 100s. This means you have to plan your life around THEIR Tuesday night/Thursday night and two session Sunday meetings.

I have to plan when I can have friends over and when I can run errands because if I don't, I probably will get home and have no parking until about 10:30 p.m. and if I'm not careful when I invite friends over my friends may end up having to park two or more blocks from my house.

I'm not joking. There are so many of their cars that they create traffic hazards because they park illegally.

Hey, Shirlene, how'd you manage to avoid getting roped into that scheme, er, religion?



whelp, it was a well laid plan
I went because I had to every sunday until I was 14
then i made myself as embarrassing as possible so my Dad wouldn't bring me in
like; kool-aid in my hair (poor effect with black hair)
draw all over my arms and legs with a sharpee
grab the hem of my skirt and rip the seams up to about mid thigh



the irony of the whole thing was , my grandmother on my mothers side like..converted my Dad's side
so he and his brother joined the cult and my grandmother passed away when I was 8
my parents were divorced and my mother bolted from the religion as soon as they split (shortly after I was born)
meh, he still brings it up but not frequently and i deflect it as gently as possible when he does

what can ya do
 
whelp, it was a well laid plan
I went because I had to every sunday until I was 14
then i made myself as embarrassing as possible so my Dad wouldn't bring me in
like; kool-aid in my hair (poor effect with black hair)
draw all over my arms and legs with a sharpee
grab the hem of my skirt and rip the seams up to about mid thigh

the irony of the whole thing was , my grandmother on my mothers side like..converted my Dad's side
so he and his brother joined the cult and my grandmother passed away when I was 8
my parents were divorced and my mother bolted from the religion as soon as they split (shortly after I was born)
meh, he still brings it up but not frequently and i deflect it as gently as possible when he does

what can ya do
Smart girl.

You'd be surprised at how many former Witnesses come to some form of paganism. I've heard a lot of sad stories.

I have a problem with them on a personal level, as one who dislikes an inconsiderate neighbor. On a religious level (I wouldn't dream of calling them spiritual, if anything they're spirit crushing) I am offended by them. They are profit driven, mind controlling bullies.
 
I also get upset if i step on dog poo when i walk my dogs because I ALWAYS clean up after mine... :mad:
Oh and I hate going to the bathroom and seeing there is no TP...

I thought you were going to say "not being able to look down and see your feet"
*SNAP*
 
Those texts that come out of nowhere that charge $14.95 for membership to some club you didn't sign up for. It's weird I never got these with an 816 phone number , but ever sice I changed numbers and got an NYC code... I've been hit with
 
I hate the fact that every time I buy a new bottle of ketchup and have to tear off the fresh seal thing it explodes all over me because I live in high elevation.
 
A few off the top of my head:

*Having the yolk break and mix in with the egg white when trying to separate them.

*When the electric goes out.

*Someone chewing food/eating in my ear when on the phone.

*Coffee grinds in my cup off coffee.

*Restaurants putting butter on top of my baked potato or pancakes.
 
~ The missus' snoring, typically after drinking. I count myself lucky as it's the most trying part of my relationship but fuck does it erode my sanity quickly.
~ My cat wanting fed & then let out at 4am, fuck he takes about 5min to eat & you have to hang around until he's finished otherwise he gets you back up again to open the door for him the furry little fuck.
~ Having that post-wank piss when your foreskin's still all tucked in on itself & the fucking pee stream goes everywhere.
~ Dabbing the end of my cock with a bit of tissue post-piss only for a bit of it to break off & stick to the inside of my foreskin / cock.
 
when people scrape their teeth on their fork while eating - every time you just hear this scrape scrape scrape

makes my teeth hurt
 
~ The missus' snoring, typically after drinking. I count myself lucky as it's the most trying part of my relationship but fuck does it erode my sanity quickly.
~ My cat wanting fed & then let out at 4am, fuck he takes about 5min to eat & you have to hang around until he's finished otherwise he gets you back up again to open the door for him the furry little fuck.
~ Having that post-wank piss when your foreskin's still all tucked in on itself & the fucking pee stream goes everywhere.
~ Dabbing the end of my cock with a bit of tissue post-piss only for a bit of it to break off & stick to the inside of my foreskin / cock.

Why not get one of those collar controlled pet doors?
 
- wimmenzs who respond to my best game with "drop dead you fat, loser fuck! I'd rather subscribe to a bestiality lifestyle than spend a microsecond with you"

- peeps who park their cart in the dead center of the grocery aisle making it impossible to pass on either side while they fall into an out-of-body trace like state assiduously scanning the entire cold cereal section for highest fiber content
 
- wimmenzs who respond to my best game with "drop dead you fat, loser fuck! I'd rather subscribe to a bestiality lifestyle than spend a microsecond with you"

- peeps who park their cart in the dead center of the grocery aisle making it impossible to pass on either side while they fall into an out-of-body trace like state assiduously scanning the entire cold cereal section for highest fiber content

i hate that shit. people have zero spatial awareness these days, theyre all hung up on themselves. i give them 5 seconds before bumping their shit out of the way.
 
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Why not get one of those collar controlled pet doors?

The back door needs replacing anyway, I'll look in to it!

peeps who park their cart in the dead center of the grocery aisle making it impossible to pass on either side while they fall into an out-of-body trace like state assiduously scanning the entire cold cereal section for highest fiber content

Ya that shit is annoying, my gf constantly does it & I'm forever moving the trolley to the side of the aisle so as to limit congestion.

Plus the whole screaming kids' in the supermarket scenario adds to the "experience", you just wanna drop kick one of the little fuckers because their parents are too fucking lazy to exercise some form of control of them.
 
I can take pretty much anything except people who don't observe escalator etiquette.
For some reason it drives me bananas.
Just leave an open path, whatever, left right I don't care what side as long as one is open for the people who don't want to spend a friggin eternity standing around when I still have two working legs. Is that so hard? Huh?
 
I can take pretty much anything except people who don't observe escalator etiquette.
For some reason it drives me bananas.
Just leave an open path, whatever, left right I don't care what side as long as one is open for the people who don't want to spend a friggin eternity standing around when I still have two working legs. Is that so hard? Huh?

LOL... never thought bout escalator etiquette.
I agree. I've done the following, I hate when peep storm on the elevator and forget to wait for peeps coming out. It's okay when you are 10, but it's a pain to have to try to get off to have linebacker obstructions in trying to get off. This happens to me all the time in Vegas. Why only in Vegas I have no idea.
 
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