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share a time when you got your bell rung

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all the stories of kicking ass and protecting the nerdvirgins got me thinking.
has anybody got good and pwned here?
i got rocked a few times (rocked back a few times)...but one time in particular, i got sucker punched real hard in the cheek.
chipped my three upper teeth, completely dropped me.
(insert staple ef "then i kicked his ass and stole his girl"...but that didn't happen i was on the ground clinching my bleeding mouth)
never knew who did it or what caused it...still have the bridge as a reminder.
discuss
 
I was running through my parents house, jumped over the dog who happened to be laying right under a doorway sorta thing and as i jumped I smacked my forehead on the arch and landed on the back of my neck. Didnt really ring my bell or anything, but was pretty hilarious to all who looked on...
 
Obviously ive had a few but the one that stands out the most is when i was in 9th grade and tossed this paper ball across the class bounced off this 7' 350 lb black dudes head and with one swing knocked me over a desk and totally out cold.ive never been hit so hard as that dude hit me
 
shrimp poboy said:
Obviously ive had a few but the one that stands out the most is when i was in 9th grade and tossed this paper ball across the class bounced off this 7' 350 lb black dudes head and with one swing knocked me over a desk and totally out cold.ive never been hit so hard as that dude hit me
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Has that made you racist in any way? It was like during your formative years and shit.
 
i got popped in the mouth once (backhanded) and got a fat bloody lip. i proceeded to break his nose. nothing like that ever happened again.
 
Smurfy said:
i got popped in the mouth once (backhanded) and got a fat bloody lip. i proceeded to break his nose. nothing like that ever happened again.
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Holy fuckin domestic I had no idea!!
 
had my eye socket broken by a fist, instantaneous black eye and swollen shut from my nostril to my eyebrow
entire sclera was violent bright red and I had eye floaters for 6 mths
only time I ever came really lose to passing out from a fight
this was 12 yrs ago
did actually get knocked out from stepping into the path of a 3 inch flying stone at a decent rate of speed, I dropped like...well....a rock
when I came to I saw stars...and stars only and the whole world smelled burnt somehow
18 yrs ago
knocked out from going through a windshield
broke my jaw and knocked out 4 teeth
I have to idea how long I was out but came do, kicked my way out of web like glass and went for a jog down the road towards a house light
then proceeded to fight the arriving medic over cutting off my jeans...and having no idea what just happened and not rememberring for ohhhh 4 yrs?
13 years ago

good times,the end
 
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I've nevery really been rocked by a punch in a fight, but I've had my bell rung a few times playing football. Worst one was in practice during chutes...one of those ones where you meet facemask to facemask and nobody moves...shockwave goes right through your neck right through your a-hole kinda hits. I walked away woozy, coach asked if I was alright...and I went to say "I'm fine"...but it came out "mwohdoiuas doiujeod"....total jibberish.
 
shirlene29 said:
had my eye socket broken by a fist, instantaneous black eye and swollen shut from my nostril to my eyebrow
entire sclera was violent bright red and I had eye floaters for 6 mths
only time I ever came really lose to passing out from a fight
this was 12 yrs ago
did actually get knocked out from stepping into the path of a 3 inch flying stone at a decent rate of speed, I dropped like...well....a rock
when I came to I saw stars...and stars only and the whole world smelled burnt somehow
18 yrs ago
knocked out from going through a windshield
broke my jaw and knocked out 4 teeth
I have to idea how long I was out but came do, kicked my way out of web like glass and went for a jog down the road towards a house light
then proceeded to fight the arriving medic over cutting off my jeans...and having no idea what just happened and not rememberring for ohhhh 4 yrs?
13 years ago

good times,the end
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damn shirlz.
i got hit with a shovel in the back of the head once when trying to stop these kids from beating up a buddy of mine. that happened 4 years ago....
 
i got choked out in a fight one time after i beat the shit out of a kid. he caught me in like a front side choke. when he let go it got broken up so i never got hit or anything. i messed him up pretty bad but i guess thats considered a loss? i came out on top in my mind lol.
 
I was at a party and was pretty drunk and was talking to this girl. All of a sudden I see a fist coming at me. I came to sometime later with a swollen eye and an iv in my arm in a hospital emergency room.
 
Twenty4/7 said:
i got choked out in a fight one time after i beat the shit out of a kid. he caught me in like a front side choke. when he let go it got broken up so i never got hit or anything. i messed him up pretty bad but i guess thats considered a loss? i came out on top in my mind lol.
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If he was able to choke you out, you obviously didn't hurt him all that badly. Considering that if not for the stoppage he could have stomped your face into a crater and broken all your limbs while you laid unconscious, I'd say he won. You got saved by the crowd (if it were UFC, ref stoppage).
 
~Kicked in the nuts by bully 8th grade

~Pushed up against locker Freshman year by some Senor football assholes ( the coach wanted to pull me up to varsity mid freshman year)

~Knife in my face at a party

~Got hit 2-3 times by one guy ( who blind sided me) where I could not retaliate right away ( that one annoyed me)


I never got the shit kicked out of me, but restraining myself is still as bad for me

Now I dont care much if people try to mess with me............
So long as someone does not try to harm someone good /gentle around me I am fine
 
canadianhitman said:
If he was able to choke you out, you obviously didn't hurt him all that badly. Considering that if not for the stoppage he could have stomped your face into a crater and broken all your limbs while you laid unconscious, I'd say he won. You got saved by the crowd (if it were UFC, ref stoppage).
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i agree that i was saved. who knows if he would have hit me while i was down. i wouldnt do that so idk.. it happened in the hallway of my dorm my freshman year. he kept picking on a kid i knew from hs that really doesnt deserved to be picked on at all. i warned him like 5 times and was pretty polite the first few times.

he pushed me into the wall (tight quarters) and i double underhooked him and head butted him directly in the nose and mouth. Not sure if you are familiar with real wrestling moves but i kept an underhook and picked his ankled. this made him do like a cartwheel right onto his face. the crappy carpet tore basically all the skin off his face. his nose was ruined and the skin on his face was not healed like over a month later when school let out. he wouldnt look at me so i know i got the best of him. but like i said. when we landed on the ground his got me in that choke and squeezed for dear life. he got me. but i took no damage.
 
bino said:
all the stories of kicking ass and protecting the nerdvirgins got me thinking.
has anybody got good and pwned here?
i got rocked a few times (rocked back a few times)...but one time in particular, i got sucker punched real hard in the cheek.
chipped my three upper teeth, completely dropped me.
(insert staple ef "then i kicked his ass and stole his girl"...but that didn't happen i was on the ground clinching my bleeding mouth)
never knew who did it or what caused it...still have the bridge as a reminder.
discuss
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After all that, you can bet your ass he would have busted your face up after choking you out...I know I would have made sure you took plenty more damage than I did had I been the guy, down and out or not.

Twenty4/7 said:
i agree that i was saved. who knows if he would have hit me while i was down. i wouldnt do that so idk.. it happened in the hallway of my dorm my freshman year. he kept picking on a kid i knew from hs that really doesnt deserved to be picked on at all. i warned him like 5 times and was pretty polite the first few times.

he pushed me into the wall (tight quarters) and i double underhooked him and head butted him directly in the nose and mouth. Not sure if you are familiar with real wrestling moves but i kept an underhook and picked his ankled. this made him do like a cartwheel right onto his face. the crappy carpet tore basically all the skin off his face. his nose was ruined and the skin on his face was not healed like over a month later when school let out. he wouldnt look at me so i know i got the best of him. but like i said. when we landed on the ground his got me in that choke and squeezed for dear life. he got me. but i took no damage.
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I got a swooping kick to the head in 9th grade by an 8th grader who was the size of a 11th grader. He just liked to fight ALL THE TIME, I still don't remember why he even did it. It didn't escalate any further as people were standing right there and broke it up.

5 years ago I heard he was a heroin junkie who stole a car, drove to a pawn shop on a main drag in a stip mall in broad daylight on a sunday, smashed open the window and tried to rob what he could. Then he got chased by the police and tried to fight them. He spent some time in the clinker.
As I said, he was a winner
 
i havent been beaten up yet. i get along with most peeps i interact with, but if I see shit going down hill in a fight, I'm gonna offer them 20 million krama to knot have their way with me.
 
-Sucker punched from behind and pushed down a flight of stairs in a mall. No damage
-Punched in the face a couple times, not much damage except split lip
-Kicked in the side to bring me down and then choked from behind. Couple of bruises.
-The only time I ever got violent on another person was when I was in a blackout and whipped a beer bottle at someone's head. I missed.
 
Hardest hit in sports was in lacrosse - had my head down and literally got knocked off my feet and flew through the air to land on my back/head. Guy outweighed me by 40 lbs and hit me as hard as he could.

I always get nailed breaking up fights. A guy one time was coming at my friend, I stepped in front without thinking and he threw me over a table at a bar. Quite a mess but then the bouncers came in and dragged him out, plus I ended up taking the girl home who saw how I tried to help her friend. Profit.
 
ponyfitness said:
Hardest hit in sports was in lacrosse - had my head down and literally got knocked off my feet and flew through the air to land on my back/head. Guy outweighed me by 40 lbs and hit me as hard as he could.

I always get nailed breaking up fights. A guy one time was coming at my friend, I stepped in front without thinking and he threw me over a table at a bar. Quite a mess but then the bouncers came in and dragged him out, plus I ended up taking the girl home who saw how I tried to help her friend. Profit.
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Thats good reading here^^^^
 
Smurfy said:
i got popped in the mouth once (backhanded) and got a fat bloody lip. i proceeded to break his nose. nothing like that ever happened again.
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Your a master communicator.:D
 
Probably my worst was when I knocked myself out cold in the middle of the street, hitting my head getting in a car. It was a pretty serious concussion, as I don't remember it much except for what people tell me. I also couldn't remember appointments or peoples names for a few days after that. There was dried blood in my right ear too, which I found a week later. Evidently, I'm used to driving trucks, and I was moving my ex-GF's Corolla. I guess I forgot for a second that I was getting into a low, little Corolla, and used my leg to launch myself up into it as if it were my truck with 6" lift and 40" tires. Next thing I remember is a worker who ran up from a ranch nearby, and offering to call an ambulance. I had no idea how I got there, but I put 2 & 2 together and now kind of remember it, 10 years later.

Charles
 
There was this one time in 1976 that this guy, who at the time was a lot bigger than me slapped me on the ass and made me cry. I been looking for that mutha fucker ever since. My mom says he is dead and that I should let it go, but I think she is only trying to protect him cause he was her doctor and all.
 
Long story why, but one night dude got in my face accusing me of things and the instant i looked away got me good on the cheekbone. Sure as shit saw stars and heard the ringing. First time for both. Didn't really faze me, got right back into it, but that was the hardest i've ever been hit.

Fucker was shorter in stature but had big heavy hands

Whiskey
 
4 guys in a run down saw mill warehouse looking for crap to take home with them.

Guy 1 - "Damn, that is a heavy ass door"
Guy 2 - "I can kick it down"
Guy 1 - "Bullshit."
Guy 2 - "for real. can I have a running start?"
Guy 1 - "I don't care"

Guy 2 backs up 30 feet and takes off as fast as he can...

"WaaaaahhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!"

**meanwhile inside the office, which was on the other side of the door**

Guy 3 - *hears the noise* "What in the world?"
Guy 4 - opens "heavy ass door" just as Guy 2 is in mid flight to kick it down.

I was Guy 4.
 
Freshman year in college I was walking home after a party. I hadn't hooked up with any girls there yet. I was just walking along when I heard some guy say "there's the guy that was messing with your girl!" I didn't think anything of it until I heard footsteps coming up behind me and I got smashed on the head. I was on the ground getting hit and kicked and one of them realized I was the wrong guy. They got me pretty good.

Another time I got into it with a couple of guys in a grocery store parking lot. I was on the ground pushing on one of the guy's eyes and all of a sudden it was lights out. Woke up in cuffs by an amberlamps with a huge goose egg on my head and a broken nose. A cop had showed up and tackled me into the guy's truck. Witnesses said I was acting in self defense so I didn't have any charges filed. In hindsight, I was lucky I didn't get my neck broken considering the angle and force behind me when my face hit the truck.
 
Ive got permanent scarring under my right eyelid from getting the fuck knocked out of me by a cop in Miami Beach inside my own apt
 
I got zip-tied once for telling the nice officer to pls go fuck himself when he asked me to get off of the bar and stop kicking and stomping everything off of it
no charge filed tho...but Im fairly certain he spanked my ass...literally

I bought him chi tea for the next yr...now we're buds
 
So this one time I'm with my coworkers at the bar, this was earlier december of this past year infact.

This place is fairly classy and was totally empty three of my bros and two dudes like 50 feet way down at the bar (one of them kept screaming shit like " I loooove cocaine " didn't think much of it at the time) , so we do our eating and our drinking and we leave, my best friend leaves to go grab my car cause I can't drive. I walk out shortly after picking up the waitresses #.

So this one dude he's like 6'3 lanky as hell not overly tough looking by any means pipes up as I'm walking by and says " Hey faggot " (for future refence I might just ignore this sort of cat calling) I knew Shaun was somewhere behind me paying his bill so I turned to face him.. and I said in not the most pleased tone of voices " what did you say? "

Now at this point as any civil sober individual would assume Dialogue would continue perhaps something like " I called you a faggot " " fuck you " " you wanna fight?? " fuck you faggot " blah blah that is usually the extent of this shit..

but this mother fucker superman lept off his bar stool and cleared about 6 feet of distance rocking me in the gut and he took me the ground where I slammed the back of my head fairly hard, I was rather stunned that this was happening I was sort of expecting him to stop.. but he started wailing on my face.. he got about 4-5 serious hits in, I didn't even have my arms up trying to defend myself I was still in shock at the entire situation.

My bro came out of no where and kneed him in the face and tossed him around throwing him through a counter top and I went and got Chris we came back in the bar and I was looking to fucking rape this bastard but he was hiding in the bathroom bleeding..

so I feel that was fairly violating and pretty much the closest I'll ever feel to be raped and helpless over shit for no reason!
 
Got kneed in the balls once during wrestling practice, hurt like a bitch but it was enough to get me angry and I pinned that motherfucker to the mat. After I got up though I went to the bathroom and was in pain for like 20 minutes though that sucked.
 
I never really got into fights.

I did get into a huge car accident where the driver fell asleep and the car flipped over a million times. My friend got thrown out of the car onto the highway. He was in a coma for a while after that, and I woke up in the hospital all messed up. Lost some teeth and a whole lot of handsome that summer in '86'.
 
I just thought of one worse than the football one; got rear-ended in a chain reaction collision on the highway before. Back of my head hitting the headrest (it seems so soft, but it's not at velocity) gave me a grade 2 concussion. I thought I shook it off pretty good immediately after, but I felt off for nearly two weeks after. Got headaches and nausea if I exerted myself at all (even a flight of stairs brought it on), and could only read for a few sentences at a time before having to take a break (was in school at the time, made things difficult). I still regret not suing his insurance company for some compensation.
 
bino said:
all the stories of kicking ass and protecting the nerdvirgins got me thinking.
has anybody got good and pwned here?
i got rocked a few times (rocked back a few times)...but one time in particular, i got sucker punched real hard in the cheek.
chipped my three upper teeth, completely dropped me.
(insert staple ef "then i kicked his ass and stole his girl"...but that didn't happen i was on the ground clinching my bleeding mouth)
never knew who did it or what caused it...still have the bridge as a reminder.
discuss
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I have had my ass kicked so many fucking times I cant even count, but I come out on top every time. I have OCD when it comes to that shit. I cant let some one win like that. I would follow them to the ends of the earth to make sure I got the last laugh. I been beat be 10-15 dudes at a time get me my care and run them all over after. No one and I mean no one get the last shot on me ever. I cant let things go when it comes to that shit. I grew up being taught you never ever let another person beat you. You find a way to beat them back no matter what it takes.

In my life no ones ever beat me in anything and gotten away with it. No ones ever fucked me and got away with it. I could never let it happen.
 
wtfbbqover said:
I have had my ass kicked so many fucking times I cant even count, but I come out on top every time. I have OCD when it comes to that shit. I cant let some one win like that. I would follow them to the ends of the earth to make sure I got the last laugh. I been beat be 10-15 dudes at a time get me my care and run them all over after. No one and I mean no one get the last shot on me ever. I cant let things go when it comes to that shit. I grew up being taught you never ever let another person beat you. You find a way to beat them back no matter what it takes.

In my life no ones ever beat me in anything and gotten away with it. No ones ever fucked me and got away with it. I could never let it happen.
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I'll fuck you!

And I'll get away with it too!
 
shirlene29 said:
had my eye socket broken by a fist, instantaneous black eye and swollen shut from my nostril to my eyebrow
entire sclera was violent bright red and I had eye floaters for 6 mths
only time I ever came really lose to passing out from a fight
this was 12 yrs ago
did actually get knocked out from stepping into the path of a 3 inch flying stone at a decent rate of speed, I dropped like...well....a rock
when I came to I saw stars...and stars only and the whole world smelled burnt somehow
18 yrs ago
knocked out from going through a windshield
broke my jaw and knocked out 4 teeth
I have to idea how long I was out but came do, kicked my way out of web like glass and went for a jog down the road towards a house light
then proceeded to fight the arriving medic over cutting off my jeans...and having no idea what just happened and not rememberring for ohhhh 4 yrs?
13 years ago

good times,the end
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were they tommy jeans or something?
 
To many to list. I was a boxer, so I had my fair share of seeing stars, being dropped, the room spinning, and even blacked out sometimes. It's sick. I'm not even gonna include the random stupid ass fights I got into out and about.
 
The last time I can remember was when I was really young. Around 11 years old. I tipped over a friends new bike. And I got scared, and I ran. Booked it out of there in a hurry. And they started chasing me. Karate kid style. I kept on looking behind me; to see where they were. Ended up crashing into the guardrail infront on me, head on. Didn't break a bone, but I remeber the sound. It echoed inside my head...
 
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