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I'm 19 and I tried taking test for the first time because I want to get huge and make a lot of new muscle. I bought it from this really jacked guy at the gym. So when I took it for the first time, it tasted really horrible and my lips went numb. Like 5 minutes later I was throwing up and I don't think I could keep it down. I heard you can inject it too, but I don't like needles. How can I take it without these sides? Maybe I should take it with food next time?
 
You are too young for steroids. Throw them away.
 
First of all no one at 19 should even think about steroids. Who ever told you that you could drink test? It has to be injected, no exceptions! You must be talking about something you bought over the counter, because no one in their right mind would ever drink test.
 
lol u tried drinking it?!?!?! Come on man, u didnt even do ANY research before doing it, what kind of results did u expect without putting in the time to learn everything there is to know about it. Thats like dumber than dumb. Dont juice...its not for u.
 
can't drink it, get rid of it you are too young and much much more to learn about training before you try. you are going to harm your health with what your messing around with. I'm pissed that a guy at the gym would sell you that to make a buck when he should know better, he is no friend of yours believe me. search around this board for the next few years educating yourself.
 
MonsterTest said:
The guy I bought it from said you can drink it. He's really muscular so I think he knows what he's talking about.
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Listen - you came on here to get advice right? Just because the advice may not be what you wanted to hear, it doesnt mean that it isnt good advice.

First - you probably told the dude you were afraid of needles. He doesnt care if you get big or not. Matter of fact, if you dont get big, you will keep comin back to buy more from him. If he is big, and he is using test, he is NOT drinking it.

He is interested in selling you the test. Remember that.

What you need to do is some research. EF is a great place to do it. You need to read posts put up by people your age and see what people tell them consistenly... that is that you are A) too young to need to be doing test B) that you will fug your body up by doing test at your age.

There are many ways that you can put size on at your age. You need to have a good diet, lift heavy, get plenty of sleep, and stay away from alcohol. Alcohol causes your body to produce estrogen. You need some estrogen to produce muscle, but too much estrogen in your body fights the muscle building process too.

You should also be told that test doesnt make you huge on its own. Taking AAS helps you to recover more quickly, so that you can train heavier, more frequently.That's it. So you still have to put in the effort in the training, diet, and sleep to grow. But at your age, your body is already producing enough test, naturally, that your recovery window is already pretty short.

Once you have done more research and realize that test isnt the way to go, put up some questions about diet, training, etc and we will be glad to help you out.
 
MonsterTest said:
I'm 19 and I tried taking test for the first time because I want to get huge and make a lot of new muscle. I bought it from this really jacked guy at the gym. So when I took it for the first time, it tasted really horrible and my lips went numb. Like 5 minutes later I was throwing up and I don't think I could keep it down. I heard you can inject it too, but I don't like needles. How can I take it without these sides? Maybe I should take it with food next time?
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this HAS GOT to be a prank!! please tell me it is someone!!
 
I really think this is a stupid prank, would you pull it in a pin then squirt it in your mouth? Is it Winny? If it is winny yea its a 17aa you can drink it. Don't drink your test my friend. Put in on your neck and wrists thought! The chicks will smell it and be ALL over you :)
 
MonsterTest said:
I'm 19 and I tried taking test for the first time because I want to get huge and make a lot of new muscle. I bought it from this really jacked guy at the gym. So when I took it for the first time, it tasted really horrible and my lips went numb. Like 5 minutes later I was throwing up and I don't think I could keep it down. I heard you can inject it too, but I don't like needles. How can I take it without these sides? Maybe I should take it with food next time?
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If, for some reason, this isn't a joke I think we finally have competition for the guy who tool the rubber stopper off his test to draw and the guy who mis-understood "inject in the ass"

~EZ
 
ha this is definitely a level.... i gotta get a link to the thread of the guy who mis-understoood "inject in the ass"... hilarious.
 
play nice now
 
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im speachless. lol by far the dumbest thing i have read on this site. lol he drank test? lol wtf? maybe he thought it was such a small little bottle like a five hour energy shot. just chug it down real quick and your good to go. lol drink that test!!!!! yummm
 
Thread of the Week!
 
lets keep in mind that this thread could be serous and a 20yo kid may verry well be screwing up his life.

to the original poster. i you want some guidance in reaching your goals i'll be happy to help you. just send me a pm or make threads in the diet and training forums and send me the links. i promise you can gain lots of muscle and stay healthy with some know how.
 
true joe. we are all here to learn and help eachother reach our goals so we need to give people legit advice so they dont mess up there bodies for good and not just bash people no matter how ignorant they are. to the original poster, listen to joe, send him a pm, stick around and search the posts for a while. AND WHATEVER IT IS YOUR DRINKING, STOP F-ING DRINKING IT. dont just put something in your body cause "someone huge" gave it to you and you want to build some muscle. know what your putting in your body. research for a while first. train big and eat big that will help you more right now than juice anyway. i still think this is a joke tho.
 
dude you DONT INJECT IN A VEIN. its "intramuscular" which means you inject in the muscle belly. dude do some more research or your gonna end up killing yourself or messing up your body for the rest of your life.
 
by the way, being 19 means you won't get any advice here on using steroids. Please don't ask. Also, read the rules. Head over to the diet and training forums and learn how to really gain some weight and build muscles.
 
o god man if that happened. im kinda starting to worry about this kid. if this is real there is no telling what he might end up doing to himself. just please keep reading about stuff b4 you decide to use AAS. you only have one body you want to be as safe as possible.
 
ya i guess not CEO, only been on here for around MAYBE 6 months not sure. i didnt think people were THIS ignorant when to comes to AAS usage. i just figured everone KNEW that you DONT drink steroids, you inject them, and not in your veins, its not heroin, unless its oral, but even then its a pill unless you dissovle it (from what i know)
 
Alright I'll stop taking it and do some more studying. Can I take something else instead that will work as good? Like creatane or protein bars or something?
 
MonsterTest said:
I just don't really know why injecting into a vein is different than swallowing it? Either way its getitng in your body.
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Listen T Joe-d and Ceo they have offered excellent advice,you have plenty of free test flowing thru your bloodstream and it would be a shame to mess it up for good, Food is the most anabolic compound you can put in your body.

Who ever gave you that bottle of whatever it is was not concerned about your health.

I am going to offer you a chance to stay and learn here,but if you keep being so hell bent on putting whatever it is in your body you won't last long here.

I'll be watching.


RADAR
 
MonsterTest said:
Alright I'll stop taking it and do some more studying. Can I take something else instead that will work as good? Like creatane or protein bars or something?
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that is a verry smart move.

diet will do so much more for you than anything. orget the sups other than creatine, whey protein, and a multi v.

how about your training all laid out along with how long you have been training and a days food with times and activities around the meals.
 
I go to the gym at college like 4 days a week. I usually just do all the machines. I do pulldowns, the sitting machine bench press, and I curl a lot. I can do curls with like 100. I do the leg machine sometimes too (the one where you kick out).

I eat usually just what my mom makes. She makes a lot of chicken, spageti, rice, potatoes, and sometimes steak. I like pizza a lot but I know its bad for me.
 
MonsterTest said:
I go to the gym at college like 4 days a week. I usually just do all the machines. I do pulldowns, the sitting machine bench press, and I curl a lot. I can do curls with like 100. I do the leg machine sometimes too (the one where you kick out).

I eat usually just what my mom makes. She makes a lot of chicken, spageti, rice, potatoes, and sometimes steak. I like pizza a lot but I know its bad for me.
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bro you gotta be doing freeweights, not machines. Your diet is the most important part, way more than gear or supplements. and I really believe this is a joke. If not, ask around for good advice. listen to guys like radar, ceo, and joe d
 
this thread is a joke
 
No steroids at 19.
To all those laughing at him drinking the test- he might have testosterone undecanoate (andriol) which is oraly available as it absorbs through the lymphatic system.

Still better off injecting it though and the numbness in the mouth came from the benzyl alcohol.
 
MonsterTest said:
I go to the gym at college like 4 days a week. I usually just do all the machines. I do pulldowns, the sitting machine bench press, and I curl a lot. I can do curls with like 100. I do the leg machine sometimes too (the one where you kick out).

I eat usually just what my mom makes. She makes a lot of chicken, spageti, rice, potatoes, and sometimes steak. I like pizza a lot but I know its bad for me.
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You know this really bugs me... I see this time and again with these young guys.

Some very qualified people are offering to help you for free. You could go to the gym and pay a trainer $50 - $75 an hour and not get half as good information as you will get here.

But it is like pulling teeth to get any information to be able to help you. Joe D asked specific questions and you give him a 30 second half-assed answer.

Ive been involved in other threads and these younger guys dont seem to want to put in a little effort and give us some details so that we can help them.

I gotta figure if you put in the same effort on your workouts that you do answering some basic questions, then you should hang up the idea of getting big. It takes work. There is NO magic pill that you can take. If you arent ready to put in the work, then come back when you are ready.
 
Funny as hell!
Shockingly stupid!
Don't know whether to laugh till I pop a blood vessel or feel terribly sorry for this guy.
Darwin Award coming soon.... (if u don't stop)

Listen, read, read, listen some more, read and read more! Oh, and ask the board before u decide to do anything else. These guys on this board are VERY smart when it comes to these things. I bet some of them may have been doing AAS longer than you have been alive! The were able to NOT kill themselves because of KNOWLEDGE on the subject matter. Ask them EVERYTHING before you do it. Apparently you are capable of doing retarded things on your own. Sounds like you are not dead, obviously. But your next stupid decision could cost you your life. INSTANTLY!!!!!!!! Then u get the Darwin award and we get to laugh and cry all at the same time. Don't do it. You got lucky... Stupidity KILLS dumbasses everyday....
 
rtel2000 said:
Funny as hell!
Shockingly stupid!
Don't know whether to laugh till I pop a blood vessel or feel terribly sorry for this guy.
Darwin Award coming soon.... (if u don't stop)

Listen, read, read, listen some more, read and read more! Oh, and ask the board before u decide to do anything else. These guys on this board are VERY smart when it comes to these things. I bet some of them may have been doing AAS longer than you have been alive! The were able to NOT kill themselves because of KNOWLEDGE on the subject matter. Ask them EVERYTHING before you do it. Apparently you are capable of doing retarded things on your own. Sounds like you are not dead, obviously. But your next stupid decision could cost you your life. INSTANTLY!!!!!!!! Then u get the Darwin award and we get to laugh and cry all at the same time. Don't do it. You got lucky... Stupidity KILLS dumbasses everyday....
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THAT is signature material my friend.
 
And for GOD SAKE. Don't all of a sudden decide you are not afraid of needles and inject into your vein.... HOLY SHIT! Learn how to grow naturally. Eat, Train, Sleep. But you gotta know how to do it right. I see people at the gym everyday. For years... They don't change one bit. But they think just going to the gym will make them huge.. NOT! you gotta learn the science behind it and do it right to make progress. Theres a big difference.
 
MonsterTest said:
I'm 19 and I tried taking test for the first time because I want to get huge and make a lot of new muscle. I bought it from this really jacked guy at the gym. So when I took it for the first time, it tasted really horrible and my lips went numb. Like 5 minutes later I was throwing up and I don't think I could keep it down. I heard you can inject it too, but I don't like needles. How can I take it without these sides? Maybe I should take it with food next time?
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play nice
 
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Tune in next week folks..... we are gonna be talkin about injecting whey protein powder- the do's AND the donts ! LOL..........................
 
ya it is way funny. however, not to seem like i dont have a sense of humor because i do, now that we know this was a joke, how do we treat this next time if it happens again? because next time it might not be a joke and some kid could really end up f-in himself up or worse?
 
I have a sense of humor too, but personally, Im not convinced it was a joke. The kid may have been humiliated enough that he figured he could save face by acting like it was a joke when it wasnt. Regardless, he now has the info that he needs. What to do in the future? Not sure. Like you said "next time it might not be a joke and some kid could really end up f-in himself up or worse?"
 
ya thats true, maybe he just "said" it was a joke because he was embarrased by how little he knows. which if he's still reading this, hey man we all start somewhere and the only way to learn is to do research and ask questions. just think about what your doing next time because alot of this stuff can mess your hormones up for life, or kill you. be smart, ask questions, and read and than read some more and then when your done reading, read some more.

my advice to everyone on here is to take this seriously when it happens because it could be real no matter how "stupid" we think the question is or whatever. but if someone is constantly posting stupid shit all the time as a "joke" than ban em. every heard of the boy who cried wolf? how will we know if its real or not if this stuff happens all the time. im just saying, i enjoy a good joke as much as the next guy, and i enjoy joking around with all you guys sometimes, but this is a serious site dealing with things that can have very serious affects on peoples life. good and bad. think about it. lol
 
wcjcmr.o said:
ya thats true, maybe he just "said" it was a joke because he was embarrased by how little he knows. Which if he's still reading this, hey man we all start somewhere and the only way to learn is to do research and ask questions. Just think about what your doing next time because alot of this stuff can mess your hormones up for life, or kill you. Be smart, ask questions, and read and than read some more and then when your done reading, read some more.

My advice to everyone on here is to take this seriously when it happens because it could be real no matter how "stupid" we think the question is or whatever. But if someone is constantly posting stupid shit all the time as a "joke" than ban em. Every heard of the boy who cried wolf? How will we know if its real or not if this stuff happens all the time. Im just saying, i enjoy a good joke as much as the next guy, and i enjoy joking around with all you guys sometimes, but this is a serious site dealing with things that can have very serious affects on peoples life. Good and bad. Think about it. Lol
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+1
 
I guarantee you guys this was a joke. Sorry if it was a little out there. I am a regular user with a different user name and I frequent this site quite often. I'm not 19. I'm going on 27. One thing I will say going forward is that I'm really impressed with the guys that took it seriously and were willing to help. In general, this is bar-none, the best site on the internet regarding anabolic steroids and bodybuilding in general. It is the only site that I have visited where my only response was not "doo mooor reserch!!!!11111." I get and have always gotten great responses from fair, honest, reasonable, down to earth people who were always willing to give great advice regardless of what stage of competency the person asking the question is. I would probably have been worse of than the "19 year old" here if I listened to most of the other idiots on other forums who give bad advice and are often very smug, arrogant, and hard-headed.
 
ya i agree. by far the best site out there. there are alot of experianced users here full of knowledge that you really cant put a price on, well i guess you could actually but it wouldnt be cheap. lol
 
wcjcMr.O said:
ya thats true, maybe he just "said" it was a joke because he was embarrased by how little he knows. which if he's still reading this, hey man we all start somewhere and the only way to learn is to do research and ask questions. just think about what your doing next time because alot of this stuff can mess your hormones up for life, or kill you. be smart, ask questions, and read and than read some more and then when your done reading, read some more.

my advice to everyone on here is to take this seriously when it happens because it could be real no matter how "stupid" we think the question is or whatever. but if someone is constantly posting stupid shit all the time as a "joke" than ban em. every heard of the boy who cried wolf? how will we know if its real or not if this stuff happens all the time. im just saying, i enjoy a good joke as much as the next guy, and i enjoy joking around with all you guys sometimes, but this is a serious site dealing with things that can have very serious affects on peoples life. good and bad. think about it. lol
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Very true, we had a serious one about a year ago who purchased a 10ml vial and injected the whole thing because he thought that was 250 mgs per vial, imagine how many he purchased to run a cycle. So yes We treat each thread seriously.


RADAR
 
RADAR said:
Very true, we had a serious one about a year ago who purchased a 10ml vial and injected the whole thing because he thought that was 250 mgs per vial, imagine how many he purchased to run a cycle. So yes We treat each thread seriously.


RADAR
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holy sh!t... lol
 
pbhardbody said:
holy sh!t... lol
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I have a ton more .about the GF who wanted her man to inject synthol into his wanker so it would be bigger,she liked it as it was but thought a bit more fullness would be better, i must have made 10 pms before i talked him out of it. Jeezzzzzz!

So i always take things seriously here

RADAR
 
RADAR said:
I have a ton more .about the GF who wanted her man to inject synthol into his wanker so it would be bigger,she liked it as it was but thought a bit more fullness would be better, i must have made 10 pms before i talked him out of it. Jeezzzzzz!

So i always take things seriously here

RADAR
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Yea you have to. Sometimes people just dont think.
 
RADAR said:
Very true, we had a serious one about a year ago who purchased a 10ml vial and injected the whole thing because he thought that was 250 mgs per vial, imagine how many he purchased to run a cycle. So yes We treat each thread seriously.


RADAR
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WHAAAAAAAAAAAT! Holy shit what happened to him?
 
did he actually die? come on now. lol that is pretty stupid tho, althought i dont see why it wouldnt work a little. lol stupid tho. hey that guy that injected 10ml at once, what happend to him? thats gotta be
pretty f-in bad
 
wcjcMr.O said:
did he actually die? come on now. lol that is pretty stupid tho, althought i dont see why it wouldnt work a little. lol stupid tho. hey that guy that injected 10ml at once, what happend to him? thats gotta be
pretty f-in bad
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lol@ Ceo

No he didn't die he did have 2500 grams of test in his bloodstream about what the pros run, he experienced flushness and some bloat in the face i helped slowly wean him down to a regular level over a peroid of a few weeks but he did have one hell of a front load!

RADAR
 
RADAR said:
lol@ Ceo

No he didn't die he did have 2500 grams of test in his bloodstream about what the pros run, he experienced flushness and some bloat in the face i helped slowly wean him down to a regular level over a peroid of a few weeks but he did have one hell of a front load!

RADAR
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it's ok... you can tell the rest of us. he got jacked up in 30 days didnt he?
 
Well I'm glad he didn't die. I got depressed there for a sec. I couldn't even imagine. What a pain in the ass that would be...literally.
 
MonsterTest said:
Well I'm glad he didn't die. I got depressed there for a sec. I couldn't even imagine. What a pain in the ass that would be...literally.
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Now what if everyone thought his post was a joke so no one helped him. That much test can cause all kinds of sides in a hurry. This is a very good example of why you should not put up gear posts as a joke. It could cause someone else to not get help that they really need.

If you want to put up funny posts, do it in C & C. There are all kinds of funny people there.
 
pbhardbody said:
Now what if everyone thought his post was a joke so no one helped him. That much test can cause all kinds of sides in a hurry. This is a very good example of why you should not put up gear posts as a joke. It could cause someone else to not get help that they really need.

If you want to put up funny posts, do it in C & C. There are all kinds of funny people there.
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you mean caring and compassionate people. C&C really means Caring & Compassion.
 
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