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Whats the most desperate thing any of you guys have done to get some ass?

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And dont fuckin come in here and act like you havent done anything dumb to get some pootin nanny.I'll go first The last piece of strange i got outside of my current GF I met at the casino she was on vacation and shacked up with some Cockblockin slut bag in an overpriced 4 star hotel,being the horn dog i was at the time I said id spring for a room(310.00 total)And all I had was 20.00 left for a bottle of some cheap ass overpriced swill merlot I bought from the hotel bar(that i jooed the bartender down on)Woke up with pennys but accomplished my goal.I got a million more but lets here what you got.
 
This chic wouldn't give me any unless I was serious and to prove I was serious I had to go get pictures taken with her.... Wow I'm such a dirt ball.
I'd rather spring for the 300.00 dollar room next time...
I think that's the most desperate thing I've done???
 
got married
 
an ex gf whom was living a bf, told her that I found out I had cancer so she would come over.. crying, talking, hugging, lean on watch a movie, "i missed u", neck kissin, teet lickin, clothes off, pitty bang.
 
lambruh said:
an ex gf whom was living a bf, told her that i found out i had cancer so she would come over.. Crying, talking, hugging, lean on watch a movie, "i missed u", neck kissin, teet lickin, clothes off, pitty bang.
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lol
 
good question, need to think on this more. i'm not really sure. i guess paying for a tute. or having a girl i met on the nets fly out here for a day just to fuck. but i didn't pay for the flight so i think that helps.
 
roofies. . .damn things knocked me right out though. . .date-rape drug my ass. . .speaking of which, it was kinda sore when i woke up. . .i ain't ever touchin' those damn roofies again :mad:
 
digimon7068 said:
roofies. . .damn things knocked me right out though. . .date-rape drug my ass. . .speaking of which, it was kinda sore when i woke up. . .i ain't ever touchin' those damn roofies again :mad:
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I used to love roofies 1 2mg 3 beers good night for 12 hrs
 
shrimp poboy said:
I used to love roofies 1 2mg 3 beers good night for 12 hrs
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it was a joke. . .i had a bit of an interest in stimulants once upon a time (many, many moons ago). . .i've never needed anything more than a moderate amount of alcohol to fuck me up. . .i'm pretty much of a light weight. . .
 
I stooped so low as to fuck an asian once, or twice or maybe it was more.
 
digimon7068 said:
it was a joke. . .i had a bit of an interest in stimulants once upon a time (many, many moons ago). . .i've never needed anything more than a moderate amount of alcohol to fuck me up. . .i'm pretty much of a light weight. . .
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bullshit, you turned yourself into a numbercrunchin geek to atone for your beer tanking days.
 
mrplunkey said:
Getting married to score poon is like buying a 747 to get those little peanut packets they used to hand out.

Just sayin'
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you get peanuts when you get married now? i didnt get shit besides and ungrateful lazy woman who expected everything from me and contributed nothing.
 
bigmann245 said:
you get peanuts when you get married now? i didnt get shit besides and ungrateful lazy woman who expected everything from me and contributed nothing.
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a.k.a. "the standard plan"

But think about this: If your employer guaranteed you employment for life or they'd have to give you 50% of the entire company in order to fire you, how hard would you work over the next decade? Sure, for the first day... week... month... maybe even years you might say: 'nothing will change' -- but eventually it will.
 
mrplunkey said:
a.k.a. "the standard plan"

But think about this: If your employer guaranteed you employment for life or they'd have to give you 50% of the entire company in order to fire you, how hard would you work over the next decade? Sure, for the first day... week... month... maybe even years you might say: 'nothing will change' -- but eventually it will.
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Ok ya but think bout this!

What if you really love your employee
lmfao!!!
 
gstacker said:
Ok ya but think bout this!

What if you really love your employee
lmfao!!!
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Then pay them well and don't fire them.

Sticking with the anology, let's say you really do love your employee. How fair is it to them to grant lifetime employment and possibily destroy one of their sources of motivation? It may sound harsh, but fear of failure is an excellent motivator.
 
mrplunkey said:
Then pay them well and don't fire them.

Sticking with the anology, let's say you really do love your employee. How fair is it to them to grant lifetime employment and possibily destroy one of their sources of motivation? It may sound harsh, but fear of failure is an excellent motivator.
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AWWW i was being sarcastic, your right that deal sux ass!!!
 
mrplunkey said:
Then pay them well and don't fire them.

Sticking with the anology, let's say you really do love your employee. How fair is it to them to grant lifetime employment and possibily destroy one of their sources of motivation? It may sound harsh, but fear of failure is an excellent motivator.
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*analogy
 
gstacker said:
AWWW i was being sarcastic, your right that deal sux ass!!!
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This calls for a joke:

The CIA was looking for a professional assassin. They needed a cold-blooded killer. It came down to three guys and they had to make the final decision.

So they gave them all the same test. They went to the first guy and said: "Your girlfriend is in the next room. Here is a loaded pistol. Go in there and kill her." The guy said: "No way. I quit" and walked away.

So they went to the second guy and said: "Your fiance is in the other room. Here is a loaded pistol. Go in there and kill her." The second guy walks into the room and comes out about three minutes later and says: "I can't do it. I quit".

So they go to the third guy and say: "Your wife is in the other room. Here is a loaded pistol. Go in there and kill her." The third guy goes into the room and they heard six shots fired. Then they heard a huge commotion and about five minutes later the third guy comes out covered in blood. They ask him what happened and he said: "Well the gun was full of blanks so I had to beat her to death with it."

:)
 
mrplunkey said:
This calls for a joke:

The CIA was looking for a professional assassin. They needed a cold-blooded killer. It came down to three guys and they had to make the final decision.

So they gave them all the same test. They went to the first guy and said: "Your girlfriend is in the next room. Here is a loaded pistol. Go in there and kill her." The guy said: "No way. I quit" and walked away.

So they went to the second guy and said: "Your fiance is in the other room. Here is a loaded pistol. Go in there and kill her." The second guy walks into the room and comes out about three minutes later and says: "I can't do it. I quit".

So they go to the third guy and say: "Your wife is in the other room. Here is a loaded pistol. Go in there and kill her." The third guy goes into the room and they heard six shots fired. Then they heard a huge commotion and about five minutes later the third guy comes out covered in blood. They ask him what happened and he said: "Well the gun was full of blanks so I had to beat her to death with it."

:)
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Classic!

I used a fake a business conference in shit hole salt lake city as an excuse to drive up there and meet this cute lil llady. 12 hour drive i may add. Stayed with this girls sister for the first night, next night got a hotel, met this lil lady, got drunk and started getting sloppy. Next thing I know, she gets off and i violently get pushed off because apparently she had a boyfriend although felt it wasn't a problem till after she gets laid and there I' am left hangin'. Needless to say I was not to happy so I left that minute to drive back to cali. I was also stuck with the 200 dollar hotel bill. A charade that will go down in history as my greatest strikeout.
 
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