Have you ever caught someone or been caught masturbating?

[bruce9241]

I have when I was around 13. Mom came home early and caught me. Was embarassed for like a week. Oh well.

My buddy caught two people in one day. He walked in on his friend. The house door was open and he walked into the living room to find his buddy watching porn on the couch while stroking his peen. They didn't speak for two months. He then goes home and finds his roommate on the computer fondling his cock to some porn on the computer They didn't speak for 20 minute.

 

[Melaina]

Yes and Yes

 

[the_alcatraz]

Yes and Yes

do share?

 

[Melaina]

These things, they happen

 

[the_alcatraz]

These things, they happen

how often?

 

[bruce9241]

I saw some guy at the school library playing pocket pool. It was sick. He was sitting there at one of those individual desks with his hands in his pocket moving around.

 

[shrimp poboy]

More times than i can count now when it happens i dont even miss a stroke i just smile

 

[gstacker]

one time me n my girlfriend got in a huge fight at i was hella pissed at her so when she fell asleep i started jacking off and then i got up and was about to cum on her face and she woke up screaming lmao then we had awsom make up sex...never forget that

 

[bruce9241]

Okay now let's talk about sex.

I walked in on my parents once. It was gross. My dad walked in on me once when I was nailing this fat nasty bitch. Good thing the covers were on us, because she was freaken fat! I had to sneak her outta the house early next morning so my dad wouldn't make fun of me.

 

[AztecWarrior]

Both happened to me.

 

[AztecWarrior]

one time me n my girlfriend got in a huge fight at i was hella pissed at her so when she fell asleep i started jacking off and then i got up and was about to cum on her face and she woke up screaming lmao then we had awsom make up sex...never forget that

Oh shit. LOL!

 

[cryptosporidium]

ive only been caught fucking and caught people fucking.. im a jerkoff ninja i guess.

 

[Dial_tone]

no/yes

 

[gstacker]

ive only been caught fucking and caught people fucking.. im a jerkoff ninja i guess.

lol ninja, thats prolly your jack off face in your avatar haha!

 

[stilleto]

no and no.

 

[PICK3]

Want me to set up my web cam?

 

[*ebony*]

yes and yes. so embarrassing both times!

 

[puddlemonkey]

yes and yes. so embarrassing both times!

If I caught you I'd offer to help.

 

[PICK3]

yes/no answers without details are useless

 

[chris302001]

i plan on getting caught soon.....

 

[*ebony*]

If I caught you I'd offer to help.

then u should catch me at it cause that would be nice of u.

 

[puddlemonkey]

then u should catch me at it cause that would be nice of u.

What can I say, I'm a nice guy!

 

[puddlemonkey]

i plan on getting caught soon.....

You want the kid to walk in on you and Smurfy?

 

[chris302001]

You want the kid to walk in on you and Smurfy?

goddamnit, i knew you would say something like that.....

 

[puddlemonkey]

goddamnit, i knew you would say something like that.....

Yet you still made the post. Shame.

 

[miplank]

poor billy

 

[chris302001]

fml

 

[PICK3]

I'm rubbing one off right now

 

[miplank]

busted!

 

[RottenWillow]

been caught wackin it twice, but never caught anyone.

Walked in on my husband a few times though but that doesn't count since neither of us care if one "catches" the other.

 

[bakemeacookie]

I was in the army. Nuf said

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[miplank]

Mods, please move this to EBTS forum.

TYIA

 

[PICK3]

here I cum again

 

[puddlemonkey]

been caught wackin it twice, but never caught anyone.

Walked in on my husband a few times though but that doesn't count since neither of us care if one "catches" the other.

husband

 

[PICK3]

I was caught wearing out my fleshlight

 

[miplank]

lol

 

[AztecWarrior]

I'll just keep going and finish if I ever get caught agian.

 

[miplank]

I'll just keep going and finish if I ever get caught agian.

again

 

[bruce9241]

Best person to walk in on would probably be your father inlaw. Good way to develop a relationship. Or blackmail.

 

[BNG]

When I was in the Navy I was the supervisor & couldn't find one of the guys that was supposed to be helping. I ran things like I thought the team should be run so I went looking for him.
When I found him he was sitting cross-legged on the floor behind a piece of equipment exercising his elbow. When I walked up and looked over the equipment he was caught meat in hand. I told him everyone else was working and he should be part of it and make up for slacking. I told him to put it away, clean up his shit and get back to work, and never sneak off during working hours or it would be brought up again.

 

[mustang_00]

never been caught but the insanely close calls made it so much better!!!

 

[bruce9241]

Okay, have you ever caught someone masturbating to gay porn?

How about to some inanimate object?

I once found a man feeling a orange for far way too long at the grocery store. He stood there groping a single orange over and over.

 

[AztecWarrior]

Why you asking these questions for Bruce??? I'm not judging you but, don't you think it's kind of odd?

 

[bruce9241]

Why you asking these questions for Bruce??? I'm not judging you but, don't you think it's kind of odd?

Not at all. Does it make you uncomfortable? Are you masturbating right now?

 

[AztecWarrior]

Not at all. Does it make you uncomfortable? Are you masturbating right now?

Nah, even if I was, I wouldn't be talking about it with you...lol..what the hell is wrong with you bro? I'm gonna forget we even talked about this.

 

[empirebuilder]

I havent been caught and for how many times I have beat off its a fuggin minor miracle. I however have caught a couple buddies. One of them was passed out dick in hand with porn on. I came home from the bar with a buddy and we walked in and there he sat. I took some pictures then went to bed. Next day I said I got something to show you I had already loaded them up on the computer. I never did anything mean with them just blackmailed him a little haha!

 

[samo615]

one time me n my girlfriend got in a huge fight at i was hella pissed at her so when she fell asleep i started jacking off and then i got up and was about to cum on her face and she woke up screaming lmao then we had awsom make up sex...never forget that

You know everyone is going to try this now or at least I am

 

[bruce9241]

I suspected someone of jerking off once. I was at a friends house and my buddy had to take a shower so me and his two brothers stayed in his room playing playstation. He must have been in the shower for 45 minutes. What kind of a guy showers for 45 minutes? He was jerking off, we knew it. He wouldn't admit it though.

 

[2DIEZEL]

Wife busted me twice, the shower insident was the best though.

 

[grubd]

My Mom caught me on the night before junior year of high school, wanted me to get my rest. Freshman year in college I caught a roommate and he later caught me twice! We had a no jerking contest and I got a certificate on the door for winning with 24 days with out.

 

[PICK3]

Sure there was some suspicion of why my socks kept sticking to the floor after I reached puberty.

 

[nangiggles]

Never been caught.... I know when to do the deed

 

[2DIEZEL]

Sure there was some suspicion of why my socks kept sticking to the floor after I reached puberty.

lmao...You use socks too...lol