anxiety! i found out today that

[stilleto]

i have to give a presentation TOMORROW to my whole company. my boss thinks i'm shy (because i don't say much when i'm around him) and thinks that I would be a good person to do the presentation.

i threatened to call in sick tomorrow and he laughed. I'm already sweating this.

 

[chewyxrage]

Wow, a whole day of advance notice. Fuck that. I would have refused.

 

[Ezekiel]

i have to give a presentation TOMORROW to my whole company. my boss thinks i'm shy (because i don't say much when i'm around him) and thinks that I would be a good person to do the presentation.

i threatened to call in sick tomorrow and he laughed. I'm already sweating this.

You'll be fine!! Obviously your boss see's (spelling) something in you that leads him to believe you are the right person for the job!

You should be flattered. Are you a manager? You might be soon?

If you know what you are saying, practise it a millions times tonight. That way tommorrow it'll be easier..

Good Luck...

 

[Dial_tone]

picture them all naked...because they will surely be doing the same to you.

 

[Smurfy]

girl. you GOT this!

 

[75th]

Hes cheating on you.

 

[Smurfy]

Your whole company is like 9 people right? Oh this should be easy. What are you presenting on?

 

[stilleto]

Wow, a whole day of advance notice. Fuck that. I would have refused.

the presentation is already done. I've spent weeks on it for HIM to present to a conference he's going to at the end of the month. He thinks it would be good for ME to present to our company though.

i did try refusing. I said i never signed up for public speaking and he said it would be good for me.

NO. no it would not.

 

[stilleto]

You'll be fine!! Obviously your boss see's (spelling) something in you that leads him to believe you are the right person for the job!

You should be flattered. Are you a manager? You might be soon?

If you know what you are saying, practise it a millions times tonight. That way tommorrow it'll be easier..

Good Luck...

i'm a manager, yes. Marketing director.
the funny thing is, i'm not shy at all, but i'm not crazy about public speaking (who is?), but i have a terrible cold and the last thing i wanted to do tonight was study this crap.

 

[stilleto]

Your whole company is like 9 people right? Oh this should be easy. What are you presenting on?

65.

IT Asset Disposition.

what is that, you ask? fuck if i know.

 

[stilleto]

picture them all naked...because they will surely be doing the same to you.

lol
our financial analyst came over to me and asked if i was ready. I said, "NO".
he said "in college (he's 26) i was told to pick on person and picture them naked.... so, you can use me. i volunteer. "

i laughed.

 

[needtogetarmy]

I wish we all could have been there! I would have brought doughnuts and soda.

 

[digimon7068]

65.

IT Asset Disposition.

what is that, you ask? fuck if i know.

how many of them are men?

you're pretty and you have huge tits. . .i'm pretty sure you're presentation will go ok

 

[Smurfy]

how did it go?

 

[digimon7068]

how did it go?

you're pretty and you have huge tits too

how's ur birfday going? any special plans??

 

[stilleto]

how many of them are men?

you're pretty and you have huge tits. . .i'm pretty sure you're presentation will go ok

all but 2 are men.
it went ok. awkward, but ok.

 

[digimon7068]

all but 2 are men.
it went ok. awkward, but ok.

ask the 63 men how it went

i used to hate doing that stuff, but now i actually look for opportunities to get up in front of people and talk about what i do for a living. . .it's great for business. . .and i kinda like to hear the sound of my own voice

have a great weekend!

 

[stilleto]

thanks digi.
they all said it was good. They paid attention and asked questions, so that was good. microsoft was there and the manager liked it. In the middle of it, i told a joke out of the blue. i don't know why i did that.

 

[Cutiebaby]

Girl, you got this shit..NO need to sweat it at all!

 

[Cutiebaby]

omg, I totally forgot to tell you...

the only advice I give is that when you get stuck up just look at everyone and picture them naked...Well, the good looking ones!

 

[ortiz34]

did you take a chill pill?

 

[ortiz34]

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[binö]

honestly i'd get good and baked about 2 hours before hand.
given some killer presentations smoked out*





















*my friend has

 

[Smurfy]

you're pretty and you have huge tits too

how's ur birfday going? any special plans??

 

[ortiz34]

I was thinking the same thing to bro
you wanna give it at least 1 hr to 1 1/2 hrs to make sure you're not tweakin

 

[binö]

I was thinking the same thing to bro
you wanna give it at least 1 hr to 1 1/2 hrs to make sure you're not tweakin

be careful here bro, jnevin get's touchy about giving weed advice.

 

[ortiz34]

be careful here bro, jnevin get's touchy about giving weed advice.

I know man, such bad, bad people those tokers

 

[chewyxrage]

honestly i'd get good and baked about 2 hours before hand.
given some killer presentations smoked out*






















*my friend has

hell no dude.

I'd been sleeping at that point or zombie mode.

Glad it went well Stilleto. That's a fucked up thing to do to an employee.

 

[PICK3]

My new boss makes all the "leads" (supervisors) speak at a quarterly meeting on the status of our sections.

fucking blows!

 

[the.gladiator1987]

congrats