gym sauna etiquette question for straight guys...

[arroyogguy]

OK, am I the only guy who's done this? Before you rush to judge: know that I'm talking about doing this ONLY when I'm alone. ....

Sometimes when stress levels are really high & a great, early a.m. workout on its own just quite cut the stress level enough, I'll rub one out in my gym's steam sauna. My strict rules are:
1. I make it a point to sit where I'm not in direct line of sight, so I can cover up easily if someone comes in.
2. I take an extra towel and use that when I cum.
3. I'm not into being an exhibitionist or a voyeur. This is strictly a solo, private act.
I just find that on the heels of a great early a.m. workout, and in the intensity of that steam, it's an awesome way to relax and start my days. Not always. Just every now & then.

Am I alone in this? Just wondering. Rubbed one out today, and now I'm at work on a crazy Monday feeling MUCH more relaxed than I'd feel if I didn't do that. So I figure: what's the harm?

 

[pip88]

Lol first of all this is your first post and this is how you pop your cherry on this board lol karma for you. But yes you are the only one that does it in the gym sauna I do mine at home.

But I wanna know if your cumming and I mean at the very beginning and someone walks in do you finish or have a shitting orgasm probably making you have a bad day?

 

[arroyogguy]

There were only a couple of times when someone came in and I didn't have the time to wait it out and see if he'd leave. Neither time was I actually in the process of cumming, and each time, I retreated to the stalls, went to one and the end of the row of stalls, and finished myself off quietly and discreetly. I would have been too unbearable otherwise. I think getting busted mid-O would be awkward, but I'd figure out a way to discreetly cover up my tracks.

 

[pip88]

Well let me ask you this. Does it get you off that you are jacking off in a Public place and the adrenaline that someone could walk in at any moment help get you off? I mean why the sauna?

 

[DJ_UFO]

bro if you're gonna whack off in public you better get paid for it. lol

 

[arroyogguy]

The public thing isn't really a turn on, to be totally honest. It's more the combo of the steam & the heat, the post-workout stress coupled w/ general life-work stress and the need for stress-alleviation, the need to relax after a workout and before heading to the office. All that Like I said: not at all about exhibitionism or putting on a show, let alone getting paid! LOL Just curious if I'm alone in this.

 

[iggy]

holy shit man, that is hilarious. if i saw you doing that i'd fucking run though. ahhaha. gotta give you k for that.

 

[automaticj5]

YOu are the reason people are scared of saunas - freak

 

[*The_West*]

oh my word. this guy needs help.

 

[Strongbow]

These guys are being nice to you, so I will ansewer your question. YES you are the only ONE. LOL ANd you are totally ALONE with it.

 

[*The_West*]

so let me throw this question in the mix-if you had just blasted out your workout, and thought "you know what? im gonna go chill in the sauna for a while" what would you do, if, when you got there, this guiy was sitting in the corner knocking one out?

 

[DJ_UFO]

holy shit man, that is hilarious. if i saw you doing that i'd fucking run though. ahhaha. gotta give you k for that.

If I saw him in a sauna and he keeps doing it while watching me, I kick his ass, make a pretzel out of him and stick his cawk in his ass.

 

[Metasomatized Ijolite]

Never done it but I've often wished I had a sauna at home to do it. I don't have the "balls" to do that in public. The YMCA frowns on that I think.

 

[eliteandy]

This thread is the very reason i dont use sauna's

 

[jdynasty]

Do you piss in the hot tub too?

 

[nangiggles]

Do you piss in the hot tub too?

 

[Arabian]

These guys are being nice to you, so I will ansewer your question. YES you are the only ONE. LOL ANd you are totally ALONE with it.

lol

 

[enemadude]

Are there any guys who like giving discipline enemas?

 

[tha joker]

You are teasing exhibitionism.

 

[runner4409]

I workout several times a week at a busy downtown club. I see guys jack it in the showers and sometimes in the sauna. It's busy and no one really seems to care. I don't know why everyone is so offended.

If something comes up you have to take care of it.

 

[bblazer]

I workout several times a week at a busy downtown club. I see guys jack it in the showers and sometimes in the sauna. It's busy and no one really seems to care. I don't know why everyone is so offended.

If something comes up you have to take care of it.

WTF????

Seriously.

B-

 

[needtogetaas]

LMAO this is great.

 

[DJ_UFO]

I workout several times a week at a busy downtown club. I see guys jack it in the showers and sometimes in the sauna. It's busy and no one really seems to care. I don't know why everyone is so offended.

If something comes up you have to take care of it.

Dude that's just wrong.
This pervs are those people in those funny videos pissing in the coffee jug, photocopying their asses, whackin off with a funny dance, etc...

 

[STRICTLY-POONTANG]

But yes you are the only one that does it in the gym sauna I do mine at home.

Don't quite think you're assumption is correct on this one. I rub one out in the sauna every now and then myself. Good relaxation. I keep it clean though and use a rag that I keep in my locker.

The best is in the steamroom at my gym. Its pretty thick when at full power and you can rub one out with other people in there.

I'm thinking about trying the whirlpool next.

 

[rnch]

Do you piss in the hot tub too?

you don't?

 

[Metasomatized Ijolite]

I think a sauna or steam room would be an awesome place for sex or masturbation but not in public. As I said before, if I had one in my home that would be my jackin' room.

 

[gotballs]

If I seen a due rubbing his tater at the gym, I would probably be in a state of culture shock. Where I live tater touching is not accepted as a public act. Come on my friends, keep it in the tube sock at home!

 

[strictly poontang]

What a bunch of freakin' prudes.

 

[Metasomatized Ijolite]

keep it in the tube sock at home!

Uh, what do you mean by "tube sock"? Is that a metaphor for your hand?

 

[gotballs]

Uh, what do you mean by "tube sock"? Is that a metaphor for your hand?

No, like the movie You, Me, and Depree. Depree was caught tater beating in a tube shop.

 

[needtogetaas]

Now I have to wonder what its like to jerk on in a sauna. Damn it one more thing to add to the bucket list.

 

[SpyWizard]

no, can't say i do that, but i do shave my balls in the dry sauna..

 

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[kx250rider]

Official statement as of 08:55 on 09 December 2010: kx250rider will never enter a public sauna again...

Charles

 

[Megadrink]

Haha. Sounds like you just need a time and a place to jerk off.

When living with people its hard to do it at home. And it adds way more stress, and quite personally I think if your in that situation. Then you end up putting it off untill either your caught doing it when you just couldnt leave it any longer. Or... when you do find the lonely time, you do it so quickly because its the only time your going to get to enjoy it and you wanna be lighten candels and pouring milk over yourself! Your like a dog in the woods mate. This is the prime reason why most guys cant hold it for more then 3 minutes.

I take the time when i feel it coming on to find a place in the bush. Im lucky enough to live in Australia where in rural areas its quite easy to find somewhere hidden away from anyone catching you. There i take the time to enjoy myself and even practice abit of Tantra. Damn Fucking mosquitoes are a pain in the ass though. Your like fighting them off your cock as your trying to do your buisness. For some reason they'd rather land there, then anywhere else on my arms or someshit.

All in all... For those who think its fucked up to be wacking off in the bush. Heres what i say to you. I dont streak around in the nude... and i dont hope someone will catch me or anything like that. Its just simple outdoor masturbation. Fuck off!

 

[nangiggles]

Haha. Sounds like you just need a time and a place to jerk off.

When living with people its hard to do it at home. And it adds way more stress, and quite personally I think if your in that situation. Then you end up putting it off untill either your caught doing it when you just couldnt leave it any longer. Or... when you do find the lonely time, you do it so quickly because its the only time your going to get to enjoy it and you wanna be lighten candels and pouring milk over yourself! Your like a dog in the woods mate. This is the prime reason why most guys cant hold it for more then 3 minutes.

I take the time when i feel it coming on to find a place in the bush. Im lucky enough to live in Australia where in rural areas its quite easy to find somewhere hidden away from anyone catching you. There i take the time to enjoy myself and even practice abit of Tantra. Damn Fucking mosquitoes are a pain in the ass though. Your like fighting them off your cock as your trying to do your buisness. For some reason they'd rather land there, then anywhere else on my arms or someshit.

All in all... For those who think its fucked up to be wacking off in the bush. Heres what i say to you. I dont streak around in the nude... and i dont hope someone will catch me or anything like that. Its just simple outdoor masturbation. Fuck off!

why not do it in the shower where there are no mosquitoes?

 

[Megadrink]

why not do it in the shower where there are no mosquitoes?

Because it saves water!

 

[nangiggles]

Because it saves water!

you can do it during the 5 minutes you leave your conditioner on lol

 

[Megadrink]

you can do it during the 5 minutes you leave your conditioner on lol

???
Geese why are you so keen for me to whack off in the shower Well theres other reasons then just the practile use of saving water.

Im not sure wether you know this, but when sperm gets mixed with water it becomes this very rubbery like substances that roles itself into balls and gets caught on the hairs of your legs n arms. You can pick it out easy enough but its just a pain when i find myself trying to rub it down into the drain.

The other thing as well, and yes ive taken the time to scope this one out. Its actually quite noticeable when you do it the shower. Like for instance the timing and sound of the water is very rythmic, and the silence of singing is also another indication, sometimes it gets to a shy whistle to try and hide the fact that im probably fucking off. Lol

 

[nangiggles]

???
Geese why are you so keen for me to whack off in the shower Well theres other reasons then just the practile use of saving water.

Im not sure wether you know this, but when sperm gets mixed with water it becomes this very rubbery like substances that roles itself into balls and gets caught on the hairs of your legs n arms. You can pick it out easy enough but its just a pain when i find myself trying to rub it down into the drain.

The other thing as well, and yes ive taken the time to scope this one out. Its actually quite noticeable when you do it the shower. Like for instance the timing and sound of the water is very rythmic, and the silence of singing is also another indication, sometimes it gets to a shy whistle to try and hide the fact that im probably fucking off. Lol

LOL
I dont care where you do it bro.... but the thought of mosquitoes bugging you was just weird....

 

[Megadrink]

LOL
I dont care where you do it bro.... but the thought of mosquitoes bugging you was just weird....

Haha, fair call. It is a pain.

 

[Underwraps]

I'm positive guys do it at my gym wet sauna cuz it always stinks like piss and something else rank. Our gym is too cheap to do a really good regular scrub down of the room. I've been tempted to bring my own mini can of Lysol to spray down the place. Instead, I just go in the dry one now and by go I don't mean "go". Ick yuck. My suspicions are now confirmed.