I knocked someone out last night

[chefbone]

It was two in the morning and this knucklehead comes in my room with my roomate and asked why am I sleeping already. Why am I being a bitch...So I yelled to get the fuck out. I can be scary.

Then,,,two minutes later he knocked on the door.....so I slammed it in his face.

Then he called me a bitch again....so I put my pt shorts on...walked up to him...and hit him once....he dropped...hitting his face on the sidewalk....and I stood over him like Ali...and asked him who the bitch is now. His face is completely swollen.

That is all....

 

[Zeeoneandonly]

I owe you some whiskey

 

[p0ink]

was that really necessary?

 

[Stefka]

crazy menz

 

[Humble Pride]

pics

 

[Arabian]

It was two in the morning and this knucklehead comes in my room with my roomate and asked why am I sleeping already. Why am I being a bitch...So I yelled to get the fuck out. I can be scary.

Then,,,two minutes later he knocked on the door.....so I slammed it in his face.

Then he called me a bitch again....so I put my pt shorts on...walked up to him...and hit him once....he dropped...hitting his face on the sidewalk....and I stood over him like Ali...and asked him who the bitch is now. His face is completely swollen.

That is all....

Put that on your resume as accomplishments..lol

 

[p0ink]

did you tuck your shirt in your pt shorts before leaving your room?

 

[bw1]

lol

 

[hurricane]

hi

 

[chefbone]

did you tuck your shirt in your pt shorts before leaving your room?

Funny....I actually did....but I left the PT belt in the room....
Thankfully I didn't break his jaw. Serious UCMJ action if I did.

 

[hardrock]

Nice work

 

[the_alcatraz]

How old are you?

 

[ortiz34]

anger managment
look into it

 

[javaguru]

crazy menz

That's a felony in this state...

 

[Humble Pride]

yup

 

[drsketch]

is he your friend? I dont hit my friends for something as silly as that

 

[Grumpy Old Man]

Perhaps you need a bit of counseling or less alcohol

 

[Humble Pride]

perhaps you need a bit of counseling or less alcohol

+1k

 

[wootoom]

chefbone is a good bro

 

[Grumpy Old Man]

chefbone is a good bro

So I should come up there and knock you out? Bro.... stupid is as stupid does.

 

[the_alcatraz]

So I should come up there and knock you out? Bro.... stupid is as stupid does.

my mamma always said life is like a box of chocolates...you never know what chu gonna get

 

[chefbone]

1. He deserved it.
2. I was sober.
3. I don't need anger management...they said I'm the calmest dude in the platoon.
4. I just set a precedent...they won't be knocking on my door at 2 in the morning anymore.

 

[nimbus]

wait so why were you being such a bitch?

 

[musclemom]

It was two in the morning and this knucklehead comes in my room with my roomate and asked why am I sleeping already. Why am I being a bitch...So I yelled to get the fuck out. I can be scary.

Then,,,two minutes later he knocked on the door.....so I slammed it in his face.

Then he called me a bitch again....so I put my pt shorts on...walked up to him...and hit him once....he dropped...hitting his face on the sidewalk....and I stood over him like Ali...and asked him who the bitch is now. His face is completely swollen.

That is all....

Sounds like the shit that would go on in my son's dorm in the AF. It's all funny until someone gets ketchup all over their doorknob, then heads will roll!!!

 

[*The_West*]

they say violence doesn't solve anything, but i disagree. many people don't respond to logic and reasoning, they respond to a snappy straight right to the jaw. sounds like this guy deserved a slap.

 

[Bastow86]

roid rage huh?

 

[*The_West*]

roid rage huh?

no patience for idiots-rage

 

[Bikini Mod]

I must admit I was a bit stunned when I read the initial post but after considering the circumstances (not that I advocate violence... cause I don't) I am thinkin that the guy sorta had it comin to him?

True, you didnt HAVE to do it and it coulda caused YOU a whole world of unnecessary hurt (rammifications from superiors and the powers that be) but I am thinkin that dudes won't be fukkin with your world n'more.

I don't understand the male species from this vantage point. I agree w/Stefka - crazy menz.

 

[the_alcatraz]

they say violence doesn't solve anything, but i disagree. many people don't respond to logic and reasoning, they respond to a snappy straight right to the jaw. sounds like this guy deserved a slap.

He could've just locked the door

If I beat up half the people that bothered mein this word, then I would leave half teh human race crippled

 

[Beachboy6294]

That crap happens often when you live in military barracks I had a few run ins myself like that! You have all these young full of test, trained to kill, drunk, angry, and returning back fro being in combat zones for long periods and it just get's out of control at times. Then you have all the different races and types of people and for the most part we all get along and our brother's byr at times we have some fights to relieve stress and by each other a beer the next day.

 

[Lestat]

roidrage

 

[Beachboy6294]

He could've just locked the door

If I beat up half the people that bothered mein this word, then I would leave half teh human race crippled

So you think you could beat half the human race? Wow!!!

 

[Humble Pride]

lol

 

[Scotsman]

It was two in the morning and this knucklehead comes in my room with my roomate and asked why am I sleeping already. Why am I being a bitch...So I yelled to get the fuck out. I can be scary.

Then,,,two minutes later he knocked on the door.....so I slammed it in his face.

Then he called me a bitch again....so I put my pt shorts on...walked up to him...and hit him once....he dropped...hitting his face on the sidewalk....and I stood over him like Ali...and asked him who the bitch is now. His face is completely swollen.

That is all....

And this is why I live alone. That way I have complete control over anyone that is in my place. Also I don't typically play well with others so being alone cuts down greatly on me doing this very sort of thing CB.

BTW- was it a right cross? That's my favorite knockout punch.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[Razorguns]

It was two in the morning and this knucklehead comes in my room with my roomate and asked why am I sleeping already. Why am I being a bitch...So I yelled to get the fuck out. I can be scary.

Then,,,two minutes later he knocked on the door.....so I slammed it in his face.

Then he called me a bitch again....so I put my pt shorts on...walked up to him...and hit him once....he dropped...hitting his face on the sidewalk....and I stood over him like Ali...and asked him who the bitch is now. His face is completely swollen.

That is all....

Dude, that is such an Article 13. Field Grade at least. You should be ashamed!

r

 

[Mr. dB]

So I should come up there and knock you out? Bro.... stupid is as stupid does.

Thanks for the homily there, Forrest.

 

[chefbone]

And this is why I live alone. That way I have complete control over anyone that is in my place. Also I don't typically play well with others so being alone cuts down greatly on me doing this very sort of thing CB.

BTW- was it a right cross? That's my favorite knockout punch.

Cheers,
Scotsman

Why yes it was!!!
Razor...not article 15 here. I even had a talk with the 1st Sgt...he said it happens but next time refrain from such actions.

Lestat...there is no such thing

 

[~IVY~]

I guess that is better then knocking them UP.....

 

[JR76]

1. He deserved it.
2. I was sober.
3. I don't need anger management...they said I'm the calmest dude in the platoon.
4. I just set a precedent...they won't be knocking on my door at 2 in the morning anymore.

Now it makes sense. You're military. Here I was thinking a pastry chef, or someone holding a similar job, goes around knocking out people who come to his bedroom door.