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I'm considering buying one of these gadgets. I figure if a fake penii is required apparatus simply for being female, I should be able to own a fake vag without guilt.

Are they worth it?
 
Jack Schitt said:
I'm considering buying one of these gadgets. I figure if a fake penii is required apparatus simply for being female, I should be able to own a fake vag without guilt.

Are they worth it?
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Yup Beats jerking off
 
Jack Schitt said:
Does it feel like a real vag though? Would it work for quickies on my lunch hour?
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It feels close just not as warm and shit quickies how much time you got for luch.. you can bang one out in five minutes
 
kano said:
It feels close just not as warm and shit quickies how much time you got for luch.. you can bang one out in five minutes
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I get a close to an hour for lunch, so I should be able to hammer one out and then bust out the PB & J.

I could prolly heat it up on the dash board using the defroster.
 
Those are for losers who can't score real pootang







...So I strongly reccomend it for you.
 
alien amp pharm said:
Those are for losers who can't score real pootang







...So I strongly reccomend it for you.
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Looks like I can order one that is molded from Brook Skye's vag. Hmmm...
 
ask ATW. He has one that "his friend bought for him"
 
ok, I am full blown LAUGHING MY FUCKING ASS OFF right now........listen to this......

Slip into the tight canal of the Ice Butt Fleshlight and see penetration as you have never seen it before. Our same super soft patented Real Feel™ gel insert, colored clear for enhanced visual stimulation but all the same pleasure as the original pink and mocha. Be the first in your town to know what it feels like to do the Invisible Woman in the butt... Comes standard with the clear Ice Case.


doing the invisible woman in the butt............now I have heard it all. Sweet god now I have heard it all................. :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
 
redsamurai said:
ok, I am full blown LAUGHING MY FUCKING ASS OFF right now........listen to this......

Slip into the tight canal of the Ice Butt Fleshlight and see penetration as you have never seen it before. Our same super soft patented Real Feel™ gel insert, colored clear for enhanced visual stimulation but all the same pleasure as the original pink and mocha. Be the first in your town to know what it feels like to do the Invisible Woman in the butt... Comes standard with the clear Ice Case.


doing the invisible woman in the butt............now I have heard it all. Sweet god now I have heard it all................. :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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Some things are just better off invisible.

Your posts for example...
 
PuddleMonkey said:
Just heat it up foolio! Run some hot water over it for 4-5 minutes. They're awesome!
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There is the all mighty fleshlight king! ;)
 
Man I LOL just thinking of you guys thrusting away at one of those things. :FRlol:
 
One of my ex's bought me a pocket pussy a long time ago. That thing sucked. My package was way too beaucoup for that thing.
 
Wulfgar said:
I really dont know how I survived all these years BF(Before Fleshlight)
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this is the future my friend. with modern advances in todays inventions we now have the Fleshlight. If you don't have it your not living my friend. I suggest to all you behind the time to get with the program. Pink or Mocha sir???
 
I went with the Ice/Pink/Ultra tight/butthole
I wanted to fbe the first one on my block to fuck the invisable woman in the ass
 
lol @ that site, amazing how serious of a biz that place is, looks like their pretty caked up though and llooooooLolol at them having their own forum... holy virgin gathering

So you gotta use lube everytime you use this thing? wtf, that would be messy as hell, so basically you have to take a shower after each use or just walk around with petroleum jelly jock all day.... I can only imagine the amazing sounds that come from each thrust of the fleshlight as it's being stroked with lube. lol
 
borris said:
lol @ that site, amazing how serious of a biz that place is, looks like their pretty caked up though and llooooooLolol at them having their own forum... holy virgin gathering

So you gotta use lube everytime you use this thing? wtf, that would be messy as hell, so basically you have to take a shower after each use or just walk around with petroleum jelly jock all day.... I can only imagine the amazing sounds that come from each thrust of the fleshlight as it's being stroked with lube. lol
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You need to discover the miracle of water-based personal lubricants. Easy clean-up.
 
Wulfgar said:
I went with the Ice/Pink/Ultra tight/butthole
I wanted to fbe the first one on my block to fuck the invisable woman in the ass
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good, I was beginning to think that I was the only one who found that "riotously" hysterical.
 
Jack Schitt said:
I'm gonna fucking tear this thing down.
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OLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!
 
silverstar1025 said:
Man I LOL just thinking of you guys thrusting away at one of those things. :FRlol:
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does it get ya all warmed up?
 
borris said:
lol @ that site, amazing how serious of a biz that place is, looks like their pretty caked up though and llooooooLolol at them having their own forum... holy virgin gathering

So you gotta use lube everytime you use this thing? wtf, that would be messy as hell, so basically you have to take a shower after each use or just walk around with petroleum jelly jock all day.... I can only imagine the amazing sounds that come from each thrust of the fleshlight as it's being stroked with lube. lol
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just put a shower cap on it to keep the pubes moist like ya do on the fro.
 
What was that joke about Superman, Wonder Woman, and The Invisible Man?
 
Mr. dB said:
What was that joke about Superman, Wonder Woman, and The Invisible Man?
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It's Saturday night and Superman is especially ready to party after a hard week of saving the world. So he throws on his cape and heads off to a party. Along the way, he passes Wonder Woman's penthouse suite. To his surprise, he sees through her open window that she is still at home, naked in her bed, lying on her back. Superman thinks to himself, "I'm faster than a speeding bullet. I can fly in there, have sex with her and be gone before she knows it." So in an instant, Superman flies in, does the deed, and flies back out. At this point, Wonder Woman sits up and says, "Did you hear something?" "No," replies the Invisible Man, "but my butt is killing me.
 
borris said:
lol @ that site, amazing how serious of a biz that place is, looks like their pretty caked up though and llooooooLolol at them having their own forum... holy virgin gathering

So you gotta use lube everytime you use this thing? wtf, that would be messy as hell, so basically you have to take a shower after each use or just walk around with petroleum jelly jock all day.... I can only imagine the amazing sounds that come from each thrust of the fleshlight as it's being stroked with lube. lol
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i didnt go to the site but holy fuckin lol @ a "fleshlight forum"
 
hey fuck it..i love my fleshlight
women have dildos, wtf do men have?

thats right, the motha fuckin fleshlight

Dad always told me women are nothing but life support systems for a pussy anyways. Why not just do away with the rest of it? Less drama IMHO :chomp:
 
too small,too snug
real snug pussy you can work
this stuff is trapped in plastic
 
silverstar1025 said:
Man I LOL just thinking of you guys thrusting away at one of those things. :FRlol:
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how is it any different than a chcik laying on her ass thrusting herself with a stick of plastic?
 
When it gets here, I'm gonna try it out while watching that vid. If I can wedge it between the mattresses or something, I'll post at the same time. Should be interesting.
 
lol you nerds, that's not me. As I said in the other thread, nefertiti is not the most original choices of monikers. There's also a nefertiti on the tucker max message board who clockwork thought was me (but is also not me).
 
nefertiti said:
lol you nerds, that's not me. As I said in the other thread, nefertiti is not the most original choices of monikers. There's also a nefertiti on the tucker max message board who clockwork thought was me (but is also not me).
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lmao at the completely unnecessary explanation.
 
also, at realdoll.com, the skin tone options only go as dark as "light african"

what if i want a full on nigerian bitch? fucking racists. i'm calling my congressman.
 
i've read through this entire thread and it's pretty fucking awesome. even the (real) girl sitting next to me was LOLing.
 
jackangel said:
i've read through this entire thread and it's pretty fucking awesome. even the (real) girl sitting next to me was LOLing.
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Stay tuned. I'm posting up pics tomorrow.
 
borris said:
wonder if they make fleshlights with synthetic pubes
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Yes, they do.

I ordered that model.

It's called the Rocky Road. :heart:
 
borris said:
wonder if they make fleshlights with synthetic pubes
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They need to. I can't stand bald cooch.
 
jackangel said:
also, at realdoll.com, the skin tone options only go as dark as "light african"

what if i want a full on nigerian bitch? fucking racists. i'm calling my congressman.
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olollolololloololoololo
holy fuck funny shit rob
 
jackangel said:
i've read through this entire thread and it's pretty fucking awesome. even the (real) girl sitting next to me was LOLing.
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how did you explain the massive ANABOLIC STEROID CYCLES banners on the top of the page to her? lolololllolo
 
How heavy is it? Like a couple pounds? It's gotta be great on your forearms, almost like super setting hammer curls?
 
Dial_tone said:
They need to. I can't stand bald cooch.
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I am with you on that.

Shaved is way too played out now!
 
Well you tools, it got here :)

Got it out of the box, and it felt like a jellyfish lol...smelled kinda funny too. Imagine that. Played around with it for a bit, stretched it, checked out the hole, threw it up in the air, put it on my forehead etc. Looks nothing like a flashlight when you put the cap on...more like a coffee mug glued to the end of a flashlight really. The vag insert looks just like a real vag, but a little firmer is how I would describe it...not rubber or anything like that, but some other shit that was no doubt invented by a geek chemist who now has more money than all of us.

Anyhow, I have some more work to do, and aside from that the cheap fucks either forgot the lube, or I never ordered any..alls I got was a cheap ass 1/3 oz. trial lube thing.

I may hit it later if the mood strikes me.
 
Jack Schitt said:
Well you tools, it got here :)

Got it out of the box, and it felt like a jellyfish lol...smelled kinda funny too. Imagine that. Played around with it for a bit, stretched it, checked out the hole, threw it up in the air, put it on my forehead etc. Looks nothing like a flashlight when you put the cap on...more like a coffee mug glued to the end of a flashlight really. The vag insert looks just like a real vag, but a little firmer is how I would describe it...not rubber or anything like that, but some other shit that was no doubt invented by a geek chemist who now has more money than all of us.

Anyhow, I have some more work to do, and aside from that the cheap fucks either forgot the lube, or I never ordered any..alls I got was a cheap ass 1/3 oz. trial lube thing.

I may hit it later if the mood strikes me.
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just go get some cooking oil
 
redsamurai said:
just go get some cooking oil
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Nah, I think that will fuck it up. Besides, I don't want the room smelling like a deep fryer. I just got the burned smell out from the pizza that I turned into a hockey puck last week.
 
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